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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Nov 27, 2019
OMG please let him stream this
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Sonichu's into meditation now? Fucking hippy.
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Wow, that's gonna be a lot of people playing tetris at the same time.
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Hippies:
- Didn't like to bathe
- Smoked a lot of pot
- Got way into new age eastern quackery
- Shouted the idea of 'free love' as an easy way of getting into women's pants
- were a mostly non violent group
Throw in 'pretend to be cartoon characters' and 'pretend to be women' and Chris fits right in. When Barb dies he'll have the 'living in a van' part down too.
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Can you imagine Chris, desecrating a the Maypole because he thinks its something strippers use to be hot and sexy.
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Is he promoting some sort of cult?
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If Chris is in the actual group meditation, he'll the first one to leave the session, I guarantee.
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Because he can't molest anyone while they're in a trance.
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Sounds like something Bill Cosby would do.
Although there are many factors Chris as the first to leave group meditation:
- Meditation involves deep breathing. Chris will be the most conscious of whether or not they can detect his B.O. or excess parfume.
- He won't last sitting on the floor, shorter if he doesn't have somewhere to lean on his back.
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Wish I could grant you a drink rating for that one. Chris did once believe he was the reincarnation of some lesbians who was at Woodstock after all.
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A cult is well organized. This is CWC where his habitat and mind are as disorganized as it gets.
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Shhh!! We’re not supposed to mention her real name! Now Cogsdev and Geno are gonna gonna be pissed.
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oh god oh fuck her dad is standing naked outside my window oh shit oh fuck
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Get a hold of yourself man! Wallflower's naked dad isn't real he can't hurt you.
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I'm still not convinced that the Wallflower is really who she claims she is, and not just Stephen King in drag to hide from the public. He's definitely wealthy enough to pay people to pose as his family to facilitate his subterfuge.
SemenRecycler
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This is what chaps my ass about Sonichu being in Chris's body. Sonichu's been away from his family for like 2 months now and he spends his days worrying about My Little Pony artists and meditation festivals? I guess he has faith in CPU Blue Heart ensuring everything would be fine, but was Sonichu really into collecting indie girly comics back when he was raising his 3 children? Madon.
Don Homer
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Perhaps its time to call The Electric Hedgehog Pokemon Child Protective Services on his negligent yellow ass.
Noticed during the recent reaction video that, while occupying Chris' body, Sonichu is still wearing the medallion with his face on it.