Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Follow up to the Mama Chipman tweet.

Yep, this tottally a happened Robert, 100%.

It might have happened, but if it did there is very selective editing.

"That's not very subtle. [long, awkward pause] Bobby, honey, have you stopped to think that maybe you'd meet girls if you didn't waste your time with this sort of silliness?"
 
The tweet in question that he's somehow denying:
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Bob "If I say anything embarrassing just pretend that it was taken out of context" Chipman, aka, Mr. McNugget Graveyard
Jesus fuck. Small for an average person? From where is this average person coming from? The death fats forum here is my guess. That's an insane amount of food. Could easily feed like 5-6 people with that.
 
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Follow up to the Mama Chipman tweet.

Yep, this tottally a happened Robert, 100%.
Wait, the cat - the one that went very boyish in the end, also dressed in a tux?

So is it a she or he? And does it still count as a lesbian relationship if one of them goes trans? (i'm mostly looking for a way to stress test liberal paradox crumple zones)
 
Bob is really leaning into his personal brand of creepy basement-dwelling incel. The amount of lipstick lezzie fantasizing he does on Twitter is remarkable. Especially since he’s likely impotent due to his diabetes meds and obesity.
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Even if we grant that Harley Quinn lezzes out with Ivy, their relationship hardly qualifies as "best sapphics in the world". I doubt either of them, especially Ivy, can develop a romantic relationship with another human being, regardless of gender. I'm not a capeshit fan but even I know their mutual dealings are manipulative as fuck.

For someone who claims to be a feminist, he clearly doesn't respect women.

He either sees them as sex objects if they're attractive or considers them subhuman if they disagree with his ideology.
Typical SJWism. You are not a true and honest woman unless you let liberal elite men -- like Bobby -- do the thinking for you. Because if you are able to think for yourself, you are no longer oppressed. And no woman can ever go unoppressed.
 
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>going for UwU tomboys are secret lesbians all along bullshit

>not having her be a tomboy from the start and gradually having her become more openly feminine over time


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The proper reaction from a reasonably sane non-exceptional parent is not "That's nice", it's "Oh, Lord..."
> Bob Chipman's mother
> reasonably sane
> non-retarded

I'm sure Mama Chipman is probably just relieved he moved out of her basement and into another family member's. That's about as high as the Chipman family hopes for Bob dare get.
 
> Bob Chipman's mother
> reasonably sane
> non-exceptional

I'm sure Mama Chipman is probably just relieved he moved out of her basement and into another family member's. That's about as high as the Chipman family hopes for Bob dare get.
They're probably just grateful he hasn't pepper sprayed a GameStop or shot up a movie theater.
 
They're probably just grateful he hasn't pepper sprayed a GameStop or shot up a movie theater.
Which makes Bob's assertion, regarding his detractors, that "hey hate me cuz they ain't me" even more hilarious. The idea that anybody would be jealous of this motherfucker is the most unintentionally hilarious thing Bob will ever say.
 
He'll just toss the cops aside with a single hand like they're toys. This is a man who can bench press 300lbs.
Has he actually claimed this? Having seen the mottled hams that pass for his arms (fuck you, whoever sold Bob tank tops), there's no way he can even bench the weight bar. I'd believe a leg press of 300 pounds, since that's roughly what he weighs and it wouldn't be a challenge for someone of his body mass.
 
He'll just toss the cops aside with a single hand like they're toys. This is a man who can bench press 300lbs.
"I bench 300 and come from yhe mean streets of Lynn!" The whale blubbers as he takes a swing at the cop. If we're lucky, said cop has had enough of his day that he tazes Blobbo in the nether regions for kicks. More than likely tho, said copper just drags Blobbo back to the correct basement and chalks it up to another day on the shithole of the North Shore.
 
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