Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[idosometimes]

He started taking rent from Chris to recompense for the debts Chris had built up by being a tard. I don't think Chris having even fewer consequences for his actions would've been the better call.

It is not about "consequences." Chris is useless and stupid. He will be left with nothing. Putting $100 per check into an account for Chris would have been a much better idea than mortgaging the home and leaving him no assets.

If I had a retarded kid, I would drown it in the bathtub the day it was born. If it survived, I would plan for its care after I passed. Bob and Barb are not "n-people." They had jobs and money and paid off their home. Chris should get something to help him out.

 

[Mr. 0]

Kinda sad too. If Bob got him on the list for subsidized housing and maybe left at least some money in trust (so he can’t access it and blow it all on toys), he probably would’ve been able to get a not-total-shit-but-still-bad apartment when Barb finally dies.

Chris could've (and theoretically still could) done that before he started committing to his tard fantasies 24/7. He's looked into moving out on and off at various points in Christory, he could've possibly talked to outside friends about it. For all we know he's got ideas on what to do (just not the knowledge of how to avoid fucking it up) and we don't know because it's one of the many things he doesn't talk about on the internet.

If I had a retarded kid, I would drown it in the bathtub the day it was born. If it survived, I would plan for its care after I passed. Bob and Barb are not "n-people." They had jobs and money and paid off their home. Chris should get something to help him out.

like chris told jackie chris will get a job when god blesses him with a job

 

[Argh My Cigar]

like chris told jackie chris will get a job when god blesses him with a job

Makes me wonder how Chris's advisement meetings in college went when he was deciding which CADD courses to take each semester. I'm sure he was asked at several points what kind of direction he wanted to take his career. It just seems strange that even in his early 30s his idea of work was "some office job" and not actually understanding what people do in those roles. I think Chris actually believes going to work is like Homer's job as a safety inspector; you show up, sit down, goof off, and go home to a two-story house in suburbia.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Kinda sad too. If Bob got him on the list for subsidized housing and maybe left at least some money in trust (so he can’t access it and blow it all on toys), he probably would’ve been able to get a not-total-shit-but-still-bad apartment when Barb finally dies.

I can't believe Bob left them with that much money, trusting his son and wife would live comfortably. Bob had to have known as many fuck ups Chris had done that he could be responsible to maintain the house, even after getting Chris on welfare, Chris spending a majority and getting into trouble. And Barb? I don't know how life was like before Chris was born, but if I was Bob, I would not trust Barb at all.

Makes me wonder how Chris's advisement meetings in college went when he was deciding which CADD courses to take each semester. I'm sure he was asked at several points what kind of direction he wanted to take his career. It just seems strange that even in his early 30s his idea of work was "some office job" and not actually understanding what people do in those roles. I think Chris actually believes going to work is like Homer's job as a safety inspector; you show up, sit down, goof off, and go home to a two-story house in suburbia.

I would not doubt this since cartoons basically taught him his worldview. Chris must have just been daydreaming instead of planning stuff out. Hence why instead of focusing on his education, he was focused on his love quest and the events that led to his suspension and long road to earn that CADD degree longer than the norm.

 

[silentium]

I can't believe Bob left them with that much money, trusting his son and wife would live comfortably. Bob had to have known as many fuck ups Chris had done that he could be responsible to maintain the house, even after getting Chris on welfare, Chris spending a majority and getting into trouble. And Barb? I don't know how life was like before Chris was born, but if I was Bob, I would not trust Barb at all.

The impression I'm getting from his final letter to Chris, their interactions, him and Barb sleeping in different rooms and barely communcating - Bob had given up entirely and had no hope for the future of his family. I don't think he could rationally come to any conclusion where he could set his wife and child up to have economic stability that they wouldn't squander. Especially considering that he himself was retired and in no position to provide for them or save up money, Barb retired as well and Chris living on disability with 0 job experience in his early thirties. For their spending habits and incomes to function together, he'd have had to make them basically economically independent, which was never going to happen.

He probably HOPED the money wouldn't be wasted, but I'm pretty certain he also knew that hope was futile.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The impression I'm getting from his final letter to Chris, their interactions, him and Barb sleeping in different rooms and barely communcating - Bob had given up entirely and had no hope for the future of his family. I don't think he could rationally come to any conclusion where he could set his wife and child up to have economic stability that they wouldn't squander. Especially considering that he himself was retired and in no position to provide for them or save up money, Barb retired as well and Chris living on disability with 0 job experience in his early thirties. For their spending habits and incomes to function together, he'd have had to make them basically economically independent, which was never going to happen.

He probably HOPED the money wouldn't be wasted, but I'm pretty certain he also knew that hope was futile.

Yup. When Chris was being trolled by Shigeru Miyamoto and Nintendo, on his account, he couldn't afford plane tickets to Washington. So at that point, the family was largely dependent on Bob's pension. I think Barb may have had the same thing from her years as a secretary for the power company, but who knows if she spent it all. As for everyone who's aware, she just gets disability. Seems like Barb hit the big time when she met Bob. Then Chris came along.

 

[silentium]

Yup. When Chris was being trolled by Shigeru Miyamoto and Nintendo, on his account, he couldn't afford plane tickets to Washington. So at that point, the family was largely dependent on Bob's pension. I think Barb may have had the same thing from her years as a secretary for the power company, but who knows if she spent it all. As for everyone who's aware, she just gets disability. Seems like Barb hit the big time when she met Bob. Then Chris came along.

Why the fuck did he need to go to Washington?

 

[Catweazle]

What is the excuse for the first marriage?

Bob was just as bad as Barb. Neither knew how to care for Chris and both were more concerned about themselves than their stressful surprise. Case in point: he got Chris on welfare and then took part of the money as "rent" payments. Did he put this in an account for his disabled faget son? Nope. The only thing Chris was left with was a mortgaged house. Great pop!

Thank you for the clarification, for some reason I always thought Bob had paid of the mortgage and that Barb had remortgaged to pay for Rob Bell.

The truth is that Bob remortaged in 2009, removing the security of ownership but providing cash in hand shortly before his death, who knows why?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Why the fuck did he need to go to Washington?

Washington state is where Nintendo of America's HQ is at. Chris believed Nintendo would help him develop Sonichu into a game.

 

[subwaymonkeyhour]

FIrstly, that's one hell of a profile pic. Good fuckin show.

Anyway; I'm willing to bet Chris won't be attending alone; he'll have himself; the voices, Sonichu, Mary Lee Walsh, and pretty much every other character he invented that he now believes is 100% real.

If by "sparsely attended" you mean "Chris by himself" then yeah, it's a given. Barb's own family hides their addresses from her.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

FIrstly, that's one hell of a profile pic. Good fuckin show.

Anyway; I'm willing to bet Chris won't be attending alone; he'll have himself; the voices, Sonichu, Mary Lee Walsh, and pretty much every other character he invented that he now believes is 100% real.

Barb's funeral will be interesting. She's got no friends. She's got almost no immediate family (except Chris), if Cole didn't invite her to his wedding, he's sure as hell not going to attend her funeral. The only way he'll find out of his passing is if Cole will get a lot of tweets from Chris' followers.

 

[AnOminous]

There will be nothing at Barb's funeral but a sobbing Chris. And a couple sad weens who will be doxed and then raped and murdered.

 

[subwaymonkeyhour]

"DEAR CHRIS

Your father wrote a letter to you that was mighty damn saccharine; telling you about all these fucking dreams he had for you. Your father was also an idiot who didn't listen to school counselors and get you the help you needed so I'm about 99% sure he was on Quaaludes when he wrote that letter. Who am I to talk, though; I've been sitting on my ass for 40 years leeching off my dead husband and manchild son, expecting financial support while I fuck every Jody and Joe Q. Public on the block. Perhaps I'm not the best giver of advice. The reason I write this letter is to inform you that since we're quite possible the worst possible parents someone like you could've had; you ruined yourself socially and financially while Daddy and I enabled you instead of parenting. Haha social security check printer go brrrr!"

Your Other Dysfunctional Parent
-Barbara "Whoopsy Daisy" Chandler

Do you think Barb will write a letter to Chris like Bob did?

Yes, that's called a mortgage. Or a HELOC, depending. But at the very least there's a mortgage. Not a reverse mortgage.

Chris, 2 months after Barb dies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNc1HkkntIo

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

You know, if Borb had simply forced Chris to invest 15% of his tugboat for the past couple of decades, Chris would have more than enough money built up to live comfortably after Barb dies.

 

[break these cuffs]

You know, if Borb had simply forced Chris to invest 15% of his tugboat for the past couple of decades, Chris would have more than enough money built up to live comfortably after Barb dies.

They would both be in a decent situation if they both weren't retarded white trash. Barb then stolen or emotionally blackmailed the money out of him to buy more worthless shit if she'd ever convinced him to save it in the first place. Chris would never be in this situation if he weren't born an autist of the highest order. There are a million ifs and buts in this story.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

There will be nothing at Barb's funeral but a sobbing Chris. And a couple sad weens who will be doxed and then raped and murdered.

Since there wasn't any wieners who went to Bob's funeral, out of respect for him, and no one cares for Barb, can we expect some paparazzo cell phone footage of her funeral?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Since there wasn't any wieners who went to Bob's funeral, out of respect for him, and no one cares for Barb, can we expect some paparazzo cell phone footage of her funeral?

I'm gonna say no because funerals are expensive and Chris can't pay for one.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I'm gonna say no because funerals are expensive and Chris can't pay for one.

Barb already has a plot next to Bob. If anything, it's the arraignment and organization Chris can't pay for. Even in Bob's obituary, which Barb and Chris made, they stated instead of flowers that monetary donations be made to them. I would figure Chris would to the same: the ultimate e-beg.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm gonna say no because funerals are expensive and Chris can't pay for one.

Bob paid for it all already. She's getting cremated and put next to him.

Barb already has a plot next to Bob.

It's not a plot. It's a slot on a columbarium.

There's literally a fucking picture of it.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

how would we even know if Barb dies? He already forces her to say shes alive on cam so he could pull a

Bob paid for it all already. She's getting cremated and put next to him.



It's not a plot. It's a slot on a columbarium.

There's literally a fucking picture of it.

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Imagine being stuck next the Chris in one of these