Star Wars Expanded Universe Fans/Cultists - I HOPE YOU LIKE STAR WARS AUTISM

I did NOT get pizza dammit! But there were poor people who waited all night to get into the hall that STILL HAD to see it on their phones. I completely admit I slept through it ... But the second I saw new stormtroopers I freaked out ... And there are FORTY of them here on the show floor. They let them debut their costumes this morning ... all built from kits in secret ... Screen perfect ... And totally awesome .. They brought the house down. Dammit, WHY aren't you HERE?!
I'm not there because I'm a soulless empty husk masquerading as a fan. :( SO PEANUT BUTTER AND JEALOUS!!!
 
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I'm not there because I'm a soulless empty husk masquerading as a fan. :( SO PEANUT BUTTER AND JEALOUS!!!
Okay, yeah, maybe ... But YOU survive on basically Hoth everyday so I tip my Imperial cap to you. And trust me, we will represent for you guys here in spirit ... (Oh and not a single blarm in sight ...)
 
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I did NOT get pizza dammit! But there were poor people who waited all night to get into the hall that STILL HAD to see it on their phones. I completely admit I slept through it ... But the second I saw new stormtroopers I freaked out ... And there are FORTY of them here on the show floor. They let them debut their costumes this morning ... all built from kits in secret ... Screen perfect ... And totally awesome .. They brought the house down. Dammit, WHY aren't you HERE?!

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I didn't know, senpai. :heart-empty:
 
So would I be a lolcow if I started a petition to try and get the 2003 clone wars back into continuity.

If that's the case, I'll be a lolcow too. It's the only Clone Wars I accept as EU or canon continuity.
 
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If that's the case, I'll be a lolcow too. It's the only Clone Wars I accept as EU or canon continuity.

My Brother

But seriously thought later Clone wars was really good.

So at the risk of calling myself a douche am I the only one who is kind of annoyed that Leia may be a Jedi again.

I mean don't get me wrong i've love a lot of the female jedi characters. I had a huge smile on my face at the end of the first season of Star wars rebels. but it just feels like a retread.
 
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My Brother

But seriously thought later Clone wars was really good.

So at the risk of calling myself a douche am I the only one who is kind of annoyed that Leia may be a Jedi again.

I mean don't get me wrong i've love a lot of the female jedi characters. I had a huge smile on my face at the end of the first season of Star wars rebels. but it just feels like a retread.
No, you are not a douche ... It bugs the shit out of me too.
 
Looking at this racist complaints towards the black storm trooper pisses me off.

Don't these people know that we're closer to Space balls being canon.
 
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If the black stormtrooper is the worst of peoples' concerns then wait until the logic train gets to things like the stormtrooper helmet design, FIFA droids and seeing old Han Solo.

Hating Shadows of the Empire is still haram btw.
 
If the black stormtrooper is the worst of peoples' concerns then wait until the logic train gets to things like the stormtrooper helmet design, FIFA droids and seeing old Han Solo..
But those things don't involve dark-skinned people, so they're not a giant crisis of death from Jewlywood trying to get rid of muh Aryan Galaxy Far, Far Away.
 
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People should be more worried about Chrome Stormtrooper trying to be a Fett or Darth Revan The Second.

I mean, it could be cool ideas but also feels like a little fan fiction. Abhrams sometimes falls in the letter when he gets to cocky.
 
People should be more worried about Chrome Stormtrooper trying to be a Fett or Darth Revan The Second.

I mean, it could be cool ideas but also feels like a little fan fiction. Abhrams sometimes falls in the letter when he gets to cocky.

Well, this guy hasn't had his ass kicked by any blind men with sticks, he's already more badass than Fett.
 
OK, I'm just gonna say it: Boba Fett is the most overrated character ever. The only did two things in the movies:

1- He half-assed the very mission he was hired for (Vader ended up capturing Han Solo himself). He only transported Han Solo from the cloud city to Jaba's palace.

2- He died pathetic death. The "best mercenary in the galaxy" gets killed by a blind man... -__-

Why did he become so popular? Why did he attract so much attention when he basically did nothing of relevance, nor was his character explained or explored. I mean, yeah, he's cool looking... I guess? (Having a rocket strapped to your back doesn't exactly give you a tactical advantage for stealth based missions. Think of the physics involved in using a proyectile explosive). My brain will never understand. Heck, even the Ewoks had more screen time than Boba Fett.

So, I don't get why latch on to EU stories. It's just a bunch of books/stories. Why pour so much effort into something that is just fiction and owned by a private company? I find it to be as pointless, non productive, irrelevant, childish, and boring as console wars. It's just a space fantasy franchise, you know. Imagine if people poured the same amount of dedication to other things such as learning to play an instrument, or learning a foreign language or something else.

Side note: I still have to remind myself that, in this topic, "EU" stands for Expanded Universe. Not European Union. Lol =D
 
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