Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[teleméres69]

What's the matter Lucas? You were talking such a big game the other day. Too bad a girlfriend isn't in the cards for you

Tfw no Zoomer Bae

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Lucas usually uses suicide to manipulate as opposed to crying, while he constantly tells people, Goldaor particularly, that hes been crying himself to sleep at least since being homeless. Which is a small justice if true. I doubt he's using his crying to get sex, but then this is the guy who tried to blackmail his neighbours into getting him a girlfriend so anything is possible

Luke can't find a fuck-mommy and he's going to cry about it, because women find doughy, balding, crybabies so attractive. Honestly the tears don't even seem sincere to me, he's just trying to manipulate a chick on to his micro dick.

I love that he honestly thinks saying to a random woman "Hi I'm Lucas" is going to get him laid. The moment they figure out who you are, they're gonna ghost you Lucas. Saying bring fourth the vagina unironically also isn't going to help

The fatty is posting more stupid memes! Bring forth the vagina!

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Cheesy cucumbers gets a cullinary review ( complete with Lucas catch phrases)

Cheesy Cucumbers( Get yourself a Bae)

 

[LeeLoo]

Holy shit. Hopefully Klickitat can upload. Fatty is lumbering down the street screaming, spitting and foaming at the mouth about I WANT TO DATE YOU GEN Z!! As Wernologists, we are always prepared for the worst from our subject. However, I’m in awe. How in the fuck can someone be so stupid, arrogant and fucked in the head to not realize rage screaming in public doesn’t turn women on, it terrifies them? And why the fuck hasn’t he been arrested yet for this shit?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Holy shit. Hopefully Klickitat can upload.

I went ahead and recorded it just in case.

Spoiler: Screaming warning

Just, yikes.
Remember, bigots, it's all just a comedy act!

 

[Rescuetoast]

I went ahead and recorded it just in case.

Spoiler: Screaming warning

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Just, yikes.
Remember, bigots, it's all just a comedy act!

make sure you turn your volume all the way down for this one, y’all. He’s literally spitting mad by the end of it.
Also... Holy shit. This video scared my cat.

 

[WonderWino]

There’s actually a Hellraiser comic about a pedophile in a mental hospital and gaining entry to a little girl’s room was his ‘puzzle’ to solve before he was dragged to hell.

I could imagine Lukey, his skin stretched by barbed hooks, facing eternal agony beyond imagination while screaming “youuuu bigottttts!!!”

That definitely sounds like lucas

Before:

After:

'I have such delights to show you zoomers'

The fatty is posting more stupid memes! Bring forth the vagina!

Imagine posting something like that non ironically. Holy shit he's mental. and who is this 'we all' he's referring to. He is the one living a the shelter not the zoomers. and of course he would use the pics where he looks like a legit special needs kid

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

Holy shit. Hopefully Klickitat can upload. Fatty is lumbering down the street screaming, spitting and foaming at the mouth about I WANT TO DATE YOU GEN Z!! As Wernologists, we are always prepared for the worst from our subject. However, I’m in awe. How in the fuck can someone be so stupid, arrogant and fucked in the head to not realize rage screaming in public doesn’t turn women on, it terrifies them? And why the fuck hasn’t he been arrested yet for this shit?

The comment section from that video is a doozy.

 

[Fatal Walter]

No one will ever enjoy your tongue kisses, Lucas. You're a damn liar.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Huge ups to all our archivists. Ya'll doin' the Lawds work.

 

[Junkail]

The comment section from that video is a doozy.

Wow, the Dunning-Kreuger effect is still as strong as ever with him.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

His stepdad was 100% right. He is a textbook example of Rapid Cycling bipolar.

He goes from sobbing, to raging, to sneering, to napping (like a little toddler who wore himself out with his tantrum) in the course of an hour.

 

[Czolg]

Saying that entirety of some generation has the same political views is already a bold statement, but I will never understood why Lucas thinks that someone being a communist, leftist or whatever equals wanting to fuck low confidence, stinky, homeless man.

 

[Junkail]

His stepdad was 100% right. He is a textbook example of Rapid Cycling bipolar.

He goes from sobbing, to raging, to sneering, to napping (like a little toddler who wore himself out with his tantrum) in the course of an hour.

I'm willing to bet that it's exacerbated by his drug activity too.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Saying that entirety of some generation has the same political views is already a bold statement, but I will never understood why Lucas thinks that someone being a communist, leftist or whatever equals wanting to fuck low confidence, stinky, homeless man.

Say what you will about Stalin the man was a goddamn Chad.

You do not measure up, Lucas

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Question:

It's been more than 3 days, right? How is Lucas still plodding around the HOC like he owns the place?

 

[WonderWino]

Question:

It's been more than 3 days, right? How is Lucas still plodding around the HOC like he owns the place?

Thats a good question. Makes me question if the whole thing was bs. either way they won't let him be an idiot around there forever. if he isn't careful he'll get himself kicked out again

 

[neutral grandpa]

what are the odds Lucas ever gets the balls to kill himself, realistically

 

[Fatal Walter]

Lucas doesn't even have the balls to threaten suicide anymore, let alone go through with it

 

[Wernology]

Holy shit. Hopefully Klickitat can upload. Fatty is lumbering down the street screaming, spitting and foaming at the mouth about I WANT TO DATE YOU GEN Z!! As Wernologists, we are always prepared for the worst from our subject. However, I’m in awe. How in the fuck can someone be so stupid, arrogant and fucked in the head to not realize rage screaming in public doesn’t turn women on, it terrifies them? And why the fuck hasn’t he been arrested yet for this shit?

Yeah, I got it, and the crying one, and everything up until the Blue Sock video.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

what are the odds Lucas ever gets the balls to kill himself, realistically

Only if he fucks up so bad the consequences are huge. Like if he chimps out and beats some chick to death I can see him doing it to avoid jail, but not otherwise. That would be him admitting that he was the problem, not the world.