Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Chan Fan]

Speaking of feet-bloatings and the video where it appears:

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Response_to_ADF

Noteworthy not just for being an ADF crossover, but also this line:

So I would- so I would say, good luck being a fake woman because you'll never be able to achieve true femdom! And you'll always be a dang homosexual male, 'cuz you're born that way, you gonna to stay that way pretty much even if you're gonna- if you're gonna have your dick either chopped off or tucked in! People are still gonna look at you so ill. In the majority of this country.

Lolol! Oh Chris! For once we agree!

I guess they didn't care about the swelling, seeing as they didn't care that he was covered in bug bites. I know Bob wasn't perfect but it always makes my chest hurt that that was how his life ended

 

[Shibaru]

I Kind of wonder when chris will get his own car again, he probably won't though because i have a feeling he has shit credit.

 

[Chan Fan]

I Kind of wonder when chris will get his own car again, he probably won't though because i have a feeling he has shit credit.

Yeah I was surprised when he got a car loan a few years back, I doubt that will happen again. Maybe he got approved because he has his tugboat as a guaranteed income?

 

[Fapcop]

Yeah I was surprised when he got a car loan a few years back, I doubt that will happen again. Maybe he got approved because he has his tugboat as a guaranteed income?

Meh, they have places where people with shit credit can get a car. Just go to any ghetto neighborhood.

The down payment might be skyhigh (think 1000$ on a 3000$ car that’s worth 800$) or they charge so much a month that they make they money back in the first 6-12 months before most people default.

But in America anyone can get a car regardless of credit. You might be paying a lot, and might be better of getting a 500$ clunker from the yellowpages. But at the end of the day, if you have a stable source of income like a tugboat or a job, someone, somewhere will approve you for it.

 

[Fart]

Today is the 13th anniversary of the release of Kick the Autistic.

 

[A Grey Cat]

True.

I bet reality of community college quickly hit Chris like a ton of bricks.

He was probably expecting High School 2.0: Teachers coddling him, some gal pal’s...

Instead he was surrounded by adults, almost adults and little of the sheltered life he was used to from HS.

I’m curious how much contact or socialization he actually had though. He makes little mention of any gal pal’s or friends/people who tolerated him.

Yet we know he distributed his “Sonichu Newsdash”.

(I’d love to see the faces of his fellow students, some of them adults in their 30ies trying to better themselves, when they were suddenly confronted with Chris passing out a shit-tier, poorly stapled together newsletter about a kids game. He must have stood out like a sore thumb.)

Too bad Chris didn't get into a dorm college I can see him trying to be the bluto of a dorm and hoping it would get him into a fraternity

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Too bad Chris didn't get into a dorm college I can see him trying to be the bluto of a dorm and hoping it would get him into a fraternity

Nah, given his extreme dislike for alcohol at the time and his hate for JERK MALES, he probably would have been an even more pathetic version of Neidermeyer and tried to stop any funny business.

 

[darkwingdicks]

Hey guys, how do I become a contributor to the Cwcki?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Nah, given his extreme dislike for alcohol at the time and his hate for JERK MALES, he probably would have been an even more pathetic version of Neidermeyer and tried to stop any funny business.

Oh yeah almost forgot about that. Not to mention unlike Chris while John Belushi was heavyset he as genuinely funny, charming and managed to get a wife.

 

[darkwingdicks]

Hey guys, how do I become a contributor to the Cwcki?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Hey guys, how do I become a contributor to the Cwcki?

why not go to the cwcki itself and follow the links therein?

 

[darkwingdicks]

why not go to the cwcki itself and follow the links therein?

Tried to make an account but it said I dont have permission.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Tried to make an account but it said I dont have permission.

Fair 'nuff. Give @The American Hedgehog a shout and he will hook you up with what you need to do.

 

[darkwingdicks]

Fair 'nuff. Give @The American Hedgehog a shout and he will hook you up with what you need to do.

Thank you so much!

 

[Picklechu]

I have a feeling this subforum will become inactive like ADF's . CWC has become so unremarkable and boring as of late.

During the extreme content drought between Bob's death and the house fire, people were literally here discussing the man eating spicy mcnuggets for several pages, so I wouldn't hold your breath.

I Kind of wonder when chris will get his own car again, he probably won't though because i have a feeling he has shit credit.

Yeah I was surprised when he got a car loan a few years back, I doubt that will happen again. Maybe he got approved because he has his tugboat as a guaranteed income?

His loan terms on the Focus weren't favorable by any means (he still owes on it, IIRC, not that they'll ever be able to collect), but he was able to get the car loan in the first place because he pretty much always paid the minimums on his debts, so his credit score wasn't complete garbage. (Not that it was likely good by any means.) He stopped paying minimums a few years ago once the Idea Guys and Teen Troon Squad got ahold of him, which ruined his credit. I can almost guarantee that no one would give him a loan or credit of any kind now, even if it were secured. He's almost certainly going to have to pay cash to get a shitty clunker if he ever buys another vehicle. Considering the fact that the Dodge is 18 years old, has a history of issues, and is also a fucking Dodge, they'll probably need one sooner than later.

Too bad Chris didn't get into a dorm college I can see him trying to be the bluto of a dorm and hoping it would get him into a fraternity

I doubt Chris even knows what a fraternity is, even if he had the intelligence or ambition to pursue anything more than an associate's degree.

Ignoring all of that, literally no fraternity would let him in. I can see a smaller one maybe inviting him to a party because it would be funny as shit, but as soon as he started creeping out girls, he'd be persona non grata.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

but as soon as he started creeping out girls, he'd be persona non grata.

Girls and Guys. Hi, Evan

 

[A Grey Cat]

During the extreme content drought between Bob's death and the house fire, people were literally here discussing the man eating spicy mcnuggets for several pages, so I wouldn't hold your breath.



His loan terms on the Focus weren't favorable by any means (he still owes on it, IIRC, not that they'll ever be able to collect), but he was able to get the car loan in the first place because he pretty much always paid the minimums on his debts, so his credit score wasn't complete garbage. (Not that it was likely good by any means.) He stopped paying minimums a few years ago once the Idea Guys and Teen Troon Squad got ahold of him, which ruined his credit. I can almost guarantee that no one would give him a loan or credit of any kind now, even if it were secured. He's almost certainly going to have to pay cash to get a shitty clunker if he ever buys another vehicle. Considering the fact that the Dodge is 18 years old, has a history of issues, and is also a fucking Dodge, they'll probably need one sooner than later.


I doubt Chris even knows what a fraternity is, even if he had the intelligence or ambition to pursue anything more than an associate's degree.

Ignoring all of that, literally no fraternity would let him in. I can see a smaller one maybe inviting him to a party because it would be funny as shit, but as soon as he started creeping out girls, he'd be persona non grata.

Best case scenario, he'd be the frat's mascot/pet they keep around to dance for nickles and amuse the senior members. Worse case scenario he's hazed to hell and back only to be told to fuck off and stick with the knitting clubs

 

[Fapcop]

Chris might never be able to get a regular human female, but... That leaves the lolcows!

Which female lolcow do you think would make the best mate for Chris?

Which female lolcow would make the funniest mate for Chris?

I could kinda see him get along well with Pixyteri. They have some interests in common (not a lot but could sit and watch Manga together.)

They both also have a delusional fantasy life they could reinforce with each other.

The funniest pairing would probably be Chris with one of the deathfats like Chantal.

I could just see Chris pussywhipped by a 500 lb hambeast, constantly making junkfood runs for her.

He’d bitch and complain about it to no end on Twitter, but would do it anyways.

”I’m back dear! I remem-I did ask for extra dipping sauce like you like them!”

Knowing Chris he’d gloat to no end about having managed to acquire a real, live human mate, and would try to shove it in the face of weens and haters at any opportunity.

He's almost certainly going to have to pay cash to get a shitty clunker if he ever buys another vehicle. Considering the fact that the Dodge is 18 years old, has a history of issues, and is also a fucking Dodge, they'll probably need one sooner than later.

If Chris was a tiny bit smarter, he’d realize what a waste of money his car is, and just buy a used clunker direct, cutting out the middleman.

And if he wasn’t so goddamn lazy, he might be able to do some simple repairs himself and fix it up a bit.

Simple auto repairs might be a good fit for his autismo and tinkering urges.

(He has made quite a few things out of duct tape over the years, and was even at one point working on a *stress sigh* tribbing/strap on device.)

Of course, the very same autism would probably categorize auto repairs as something filthy jerks do, making Chris lose all interest.

 

[Picklechu]

Chris might never be able to get a regular human female, but... That leaves the lolcows!

Which female lolcow do you think would make the best mate for Chris?

Which female lolcow would make the funniest mate for Chris?

I could kinda see him get along well with Pixyteri. They have some interests in common (not a lot but could sit and watch Manga together.)

They both also have a delusional fantasy life they could reinforce with each other.

Pixyteri's started getting violent with her parents, so she would probably hurt Chris. Besides, she's mentally ill in the traditional sense of the word, while Chris would just rather play pretend than deal with reality. He is apparently attracted to Pixy, though, since "Rene" used her pictures and Chris wanted to knock her up to have Crystal.

 

[judge claude frollo]

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