Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[boner_alert]

Wow I really hope you guys are listening to this, this episode is gold with this guy interviewing, and I could see this episode possibly 'getting lost'

 

[Wernology]

I cannot express how mad I am that I'm at work and couldn't be at least listening to this live.

 

[Da Dude123]

Move on! Move on! Moooo! Reee!

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

I do believe Lucas is having a meltdown.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

"Who the fuck is that bitch?" <- talking about his own mom. What a bag of pigshit.

 

[ThomasAudley]

I cannot express how mad I am that I'm at work and couldn't be at least listening to this live.

I thought you were playing the part of Jeremiah. Genuinely intrigued who this is.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

YOU DONT DEFINE ME MOTHERFUCKER

he's so mad (and doesn't know what gaslighting is)

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Covid19 fuckfest orgy gangbang shit
pure madness....

Sophie(Mrs Gold) is next guest...roh roh....

She is questioning him about "not in the cards". Wrapping him around her little finger ( not a dick joke)
asking him about Jason Perva ( perva and perv-er lol)
She brings up the supposed fake fb posts about being a pedo ( Lucas says that perva posted it)
now he admits making the "god made a pedo" post, claims "rhetoric"

 

[mothman96]

He just asked Goldy's girlfriend if she is agephobic and would she breed with a 35-55

 

[boner_alert]

He just asked Goldy's girlfriend if she is agephobic and would she breed with a 35-55

Our mans was straight up hitting on Goldy's girlfriend, demanding if she's going to have babies with Goldy or what AND WHY WOULD YOU?!

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

I'm just having chicken, while you're getting laid! Your telomeres are atrite!!!

MELTDOWN CONFIRMED.

Goldy tells him to take meds, says he would vote for Trump if he could....no KFC..


....FIN

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

No KFC for you!!!

 

[Particle Bored]

[slow clap]

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

 

[Nobleman]

I need to listen when I can, but why was the KFC canceled?

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

I need to listen when I can, but why was the KFC canceled?

They broke up lol

 

[Particle Bored]

I need to listen when I can, but why was the KFC canceled?

Goldy wanted to move on to the final topic but Lucas wouldn't stop screaming about how he was a bigot.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

I need to listen when I can, but why was the KFC canceled?

Goldy told him he needed to take meds, row blew up, L lost his shit after talking to Mrs G.Youtube upload confirmed coming.

 

[mothman96]

Now that was a podcast. @The Golden USB Show.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Season finale with Godly redemption arc. Kudos. Instagram and facebook chimpouts coming no doubt...