He said it all slowly because he had to think about what to say,he has been lying his whole life and is so terrible at it. Luckily no one outside very naive or mentally challenged people believe him. Also he is getting fatter,he has no muscle mass and doesnt move other than walking to the office and back to his room so I guess 1,2k calories a day must be enough for him and he is eating above that.
He also isn't the tallest man on earth so his basic intake should be somewhat smaller (I googled the basic calorie intake at my height and it was over 2k so thanks mother nature for giving me this height). And as you mentioned since he is basically doing an office job the intake should be even smaller. Unless he is doiung a secret workout..oh who am i kidding?
He got new pillows and cleaned his office dude. 0% chance
whens the next champions event?
That's fuckin' terrifying. I know that genetics can be a bitch, and how you take care of yourself (or NOT take care of yourself, in Dave's case) can affect your appearance... But, Christ on a cracker. I kinda sometimes watch those blustery senate hearings, and most of those moldy old faggots look better than Dave. And they're twice his age!
The AI upscaling is unkind to him, but I think it may be hiding his warts as blemishes.
I love his stroke droop. It's so cute and it bugs him a lot.
Yes. It makes me want to watch snuff porn, something more family friendly.
Don't know if its the lighting but his Nasolabial folds going all the way down to his double chin is very jarring.
Reminds me of a basset hound.
