Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

Will the Chipmans celebrate Thanksgiving together this year? I want to see more of Cinema Robert’s culinary expertise like his blue cheese and chicken skin topped mac and cheese.

With Chris’s COVID-phobic wife clinging to walls at the grocery store while screaming and sobbing, I doubt they’ll be throwing their doors open even to family. Sarah has been COVID-free for weeks but published multiple FB posts about the lingering mental anguish.

Then again, they are a family of food addicts so maybe they won’t let a little COVID get in the way of stuffing their gaping maws with copious amounts of fat and sugar.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

With Thanksgiving looming, I can’t help but wonder if Robert has ever had a moment of genuine gratitude in his life. If nothing else, he won the birth lottery of being born in the United States — though he’d never admit that gave him an automatic advantage in life compared to billions of others, not to mention all the other advantages he has squandered. I have a feeling that, even in his most private moments, he’s never experienced a feeling of thankfulness. Well, not since before his digital Vietnam and his digital 9/11.

On a personal note, I am thankful for the Kiwi Farms. This place, and Bob in particular, have given me much laughter over the years, and our mockery has shown countless autists how not to live their lives.
Back on topic: I think that even if Bob had everything he could ever want, he'd still never be thankful. His entire life is based around pining for what he doesn't have: the Superior Future, moon wheat, deplorable obsoletes in camps, a hot tranny asian girlfriend, and so on.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That reminds me, I’ve been meaning to ask: What does Robert think he did to “EARN” (emphasis his) his “superior future,” anyway?

 

[Adamska]

With Thanksgiving looming, I can’t help but wonder if Robert has ever had a moment of genuine gratitude in his life. If nothing else, he won the birth lottery of being born in the United States — though he’d never admit that gave him an automatic advantage in life compared to billions of others, not to mention all the other advantages he has squandered. I have a feeling that, even in his most private moments, he’s never experienced a feeling of thankfulness. Well, not since before his digital Vietnam and his digital 9/11.

He's mostly thankful for his delusion of being one of the elites. I'd also give him family, since at least he seems to like them. He also hasn't repeatedly begged using them as props unlike his shitstain of a brother Chris.

 

[AnOminous]

He's mostly thankful for his delusion of being one of the elites. I'd also give him family, since at least he seems to like them. He also hasn't repeatedly begged using them as props unlike his shitstain of a brother Chris.

Does he even realize he's fat?

 

[Adamska]

Does he even realize he's fat?

When it suits him, but I don't think he recognizes at all. I do know that sometimes he'll pretend he can bench 300 lbs and that he is a normal person.

 

[Jazz never died!]

There's criticizing Doug for his mediocre content, and then there's the wackjob political shit Blob does.

Like, I don't even much care for Doug, and I can still opine that he likely doesn't deserve whatever stupid crap Blob is flinging at him right now.

Early Doug Walker was passable, IMO. Though there were always much better people on TGWTG (i.e. Brad Jones).


I think you're falling into the same trap Bob does when analyzing people and groups. She's persona non grata here, and a couple of other places (those nasty "based and redpilled" places), but she's a stunning and brave woman elsewhere.

The simple fact of the matter is that the "mainstream" and "safe" option is the one Marzgurl almost always adopts. That unfortunately includes anything about Vic, TGWTG, etc. Cancel culture is pervasive.

KiwiFarm's Weebwars subforum isn't the entire Internet anymore than Twitter is.

Marzgurl is better off than Bob while she did alienate a lot of her employment oppurtunitty due to the Vic scandal she still has a Twitter following and voice actor friends (never knew that the voices behind some of my fav characters in games were cringy). While Bob has scandal after scandal and is seen by most who cares a failure to be laughed at for being steriotypical manchild who lives in his mothers basement.

 

[Koby_Fish]

That reminds me, I’ve been meaning to ask: What does Robert think he did to “EARN” (emphasis his) his “superior future,” anyway?

-have the correct politics (Vote Blue No Matter What! / embracing IngSoc Justicetism)
-be Progressive in all things (not merely political, but technological as well)
-consoom product and wait eagerly for new product

Note that none of this actually includes Bob participating in bringing about the Soopeeryah Fyoochah in any of the usual ways (being in Math, Science, Astronomy, Computer programming or Computer hardware construction, or hell, just even doing good in school). It's suspiciously cargo-cultish, in that instead of Believing in Jesus to go to Heaven, Bob believes in Supeeryah Fyootchah, therefore it'll be bestowed to him, like believing in Santa will get him extra Christmas Presents or some bullshit from some "Afterschool Special" or some "anything can happen if you Believe" message from a cartoon from the 80s or 90s.

You know, for an alleged self-identified Thinker™, Bob thinks and behaves an awful lot like a Believer™. Except he's tossed one religion aside for another one.

 

[Pagliacci]

I doubt he has ever had a friendly, lighthearted conversation in his life where both parties just banter with each other or crack jokes. He will never be able to laugh off someone having a different opinion from him or admitting he said something stupid with "My bad, four beers really messes up your mind", he will angrily snarl "I'm aware" and stew over his ninth beer of the night before returning to his phone once again.

"Angrily snarl 'I'm aware'". This is so obviously what Bob would do I felt like it deserved more attention. I've worked in the tech industry for near ~5 years and I can imagine him coming up to me trying to lecture why my experience is wrong. "I'm no racist but I did notice that 90% of the people at my work were immigrants from India" - "OKAY SPORT LET ME TELL YOU WHY THAT FACT IS RACIST AND I'M SO MUCH MORE KNOWLEDGE-ABLE ABOUT THE SUBJECT THAN YOU ARE".

 

[Positron]

The movie Bob challenge: find a selfie where he isn’t giving his autistic thumbs up.

Unpopular opinion but the thumb up is okay with me. Sure beats the V-sign of empty-brained hipsters.

Blood is thicker than mayonnaise:


Bobby is angry that Michael Chiklis, who plays a rock creature in MCU, stars in a TV show that doesn't portray illegals as saints:

1:38 of the trailer, Chiklis's character: Those lines are put there for a reason.

MCU filming schedule (article)


Whor:


Star Wars


Lively discussion about the politics and economics of Star Wars. It all goes over my head.


Cartoon:

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Meanwhile Russell Greer has a new challenger!

Although the way Bobby simps -- "her apparently flaws are deliberate strokes of genius" -- is not so much Greer as Kevin "Prof of Beyoncé Studies" Allred.


Nah, Matt was too much of a Chad to be mistaken as Bob.

There are hundreds of witty come-backs Bobby can choose from (such as "I wish I were that cool!"), but no, our Bobby has to be special and he has to show off his compendious lexicon:


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A few Asian regions are using (or, in case of Hong Kong, seriously contemplating) what they euphemistically call "contact tracing". People are required to log in with their cell phones every place they've visited. This thread describes what Taiwan is doing and is getting Bobby hard.


QAnon and "The Great Reset". No idea.



Wat?

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Oliver Thorns, of Philosophy Tube, isn't terribly good at parsing language. One wonders how he does "philosophy":

No one said trans girls themselves are an "epidemic"; the epidemic is the social contagion that cause the girls to troon out.

In Bobby's Angels, Luke signs up for Democrat because he is queer yet he wonders why people call the Dems "queer".


And he is chimping at Bernie Bros:





Maybe, not that there is anything wrong with either class reductionism or anti-semitism of course.

New Angel @saintwalker98 is yet another Jake Alley lookalike:


And here he and Bobby are bonding over TV:



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Various objects of desire:

 

[instythot]

On a personal note, I am thankful for the Kiwi Farms. This place, and Bob in particular, have given me much laughter over the years, and our mockery has shown countless autists how not to live their lives.
Back on topic: I think that even if Bob had everything he could ever want, he'd still never be thankful. His entire life is based around pining for what he doesn't have: the Superior Future, moon wheat, deplorable obsoletes in camps, a hot tranny asian girlfriend, and so on.

And as I read the words "hot tranny" , I realize that Bob's life is spent pining for things he doesn't have that will also never exist

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

And as I read the words "hot tranny" , I realize that Bob's life is spent pining for things he doesn't have that will also never exist

Given how traumatized he was to learn Mario was not from Brooklyn, you may have a point.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Good god Bob thirsttweets a lot.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Good god Bob thirsttweets a lot.

Too bad there’a lot of women he creep tweets and he still can’t take a hint from them after the Lindsey Ellis shitshow.

 

[Ashen One]

You know, for an alleged self-identified Thinker™, Bob thinks and behaves an awful lot like a Believer™. Except he's tossed one religion aside for another one.

I'm quite sure Bob has a tweet where someone points out he's a Believer™ for the other side and not someone important as he makes himself to be with all his "I EARNED THE SUPERIAH FOOTCHAH", and he says "Here's the thing, friendo. You're only a pawn if you don't know you're being used. " or some dumb shit of the sort.

I couldn't find it, but I'm sure I saw it on this thread before.

 

[Jones McCann]

Unpopular opinion but the thumb up is okay with me. Sure beats the V-sign of empty-brained hipsters.

Blood is thicker than mayonnaise:
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I like the nasty, melted (probably moldly) candy dispenser.

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"There were thousands of covid deaths this week"

I can't believe they would call them "covid deaths", these were people deaths!

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Why is it that all the Troons Film Robert white knights feel less like real transgender people who truly felt they were in the wrong body, But more like a bunch of Incel Beta White Guys who wanted Diversity Points and Victimhood and so they decided to take "If you can't beat them then join them" way to fucking far?

 

[Positron]

Why is it that all the Troons Film Robert white knights feel less like real transgender people who truly felt they were in the wrong body, But more like a bunch of Incel Beta White Guys who wanted Diversity Points and Victimhood and so they decided to take "If you can't beat them then join them" way to fucking far?

Because those proverbial "troons who truly felt they were in the wrong body" are extremely rare. I honestly think they never existed at all.

People confuse "what I want to be" and "what I ought to be" a lot, and liberal ideology encourages such muddy thinking.

 

[The tired cat]

Bobby is angry that Michael Chiklis, who plays a rock creature in MCU, stars in a TV show that doesn't portray illegals as saints:
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1:38 of the trailer, Chiklis's character: Those lines are put there for a reason.

Did Bobo seriously just get pissy that a movie is making fucking coyotes as the badguys? The motherfuckers who are know for killing their "cargo" if shit goes down or how they would traffic kids for organs or sex slavery? But...why should I be shocked, we had lefty journos trying to make these motherfuckers into daring heroes and saints during Trumps immigrant crackdown.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Deep down, Bob thinks he earned his superior future robot body and spaceship because he holds the right opinions.