Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

Thanksgiving edition pig slop got posted on Instagram:


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Just from a quick glance it's clear that none of that is homemade & I can't even identify what that orange stuff is in the center-right of the right hand plate (maybe some really bizarre preparation of sweet potatoes?)

EDIT: Already found the QVC entry for the turkey, his mother paid $65.98 + S&H to prop up her son.

First of all, two plates and they're both paper. Remember that when Phil claims to be eating healthy or a mature adult.

Left plate: Those rolls look like the really cheap kind and the texture/shape of the cranberry sauce makes me think it was served cold from a can. Are we sure Kat is still around?

Right plate: For anyone who has never made mac and cheese, the only time the cheese looks yellow or orange is if you use the really cheap powdered cheese they use in Kraft Dinner and (educated guesswork here) the Fred Meyer's deli line; probably something to do with bulk quantities or keeping it frozen. The cheeses most people will use in homemade mac and cheese will be white or off-white and actually melt onto the pasta, not that weird clumping you get with deli pasta. I think the turkey was cooked with stuffing inside it and it looks like the bottom-left one was literally cut open to just eat the stuffing. I can't quite tell but might be something else besides stuffing underneath the bottom-left slice of turkey, and then we have whatever that orange stuff is. Sweet potatoes make sense for the holiday but I've literally never seen them prepared or served like that and I eat them pretty often. The stuffing on the side of his plate looks like it was scooped out of a container so my guess is that's also courtesy of the Fred Meyer's deli. Conspicuous by its absence is anything green.

To recap: Phil's mother paid a 50-100% markup on the turkey, he bought the rest ready-made from the grocery store, and I am not sure he remembers what a vegetable is or that there's such a thing as "too much carbs".
That looks absolutely vile. And paper plates? Yeah I get it that washing dishes is a pain but he should have a dishwasher. That's the whole point of having one.

And yes that's some kind of sweet potato mash in the background with what I'm assuming is Stove Top stuffing, some nasty looking turkey roll and that's about it.

I'm almost ashamed to say what we had yesterday after looking at the homeless shelter meal shown. It just be like bragging at this point.
 
It's like he snagged the whole thing from a homeless shelter. What a sad meal, the paper plate makes it so much more depressing.

1000% sure the homeless shelter has better food, cooking fresh turkeys is cheaper than that QVC turkey roll crap ( 68 USD???!!! What the fuck )

Most homeless shelters are non profit organisations with volunters that buy stuff in bulk and cook it, it's a lot cheaper and takes longer, but when you don't have to pay anyone who cares.

The shelter I'm near of has a clothing section that looks better than what he's wearing and the food is legit better than what most workers around could afford if they were to eat out for lunch every day. ( and it costs them 0,75 CAN for a whole meal with coffee )
 
Randomly saw this meme on Facebook and thought of the Piglord's thanksgiving feast:

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He has one. That's why his all his pissing and moaning about having to "do the dishes" is ridiculous.
When he first moved in, Leanna ran the garbage disposal while the dishwasher was running and the dirty water somehow went into the dishwasher or something. I imagine he is afraid to use the dishwasher any more. Just like he won't use the upstairs guest bathroom after he broke the toilet or the downstairs bathroom after he broke that one too.
 
When he first moved in, Leanna ran the garbage disposal while the dishwasher was running and the dirty water somehow went into the dishwasher or something. I imagine he is afraid to use the dishwasher any more. Just like he won't use the upstairs guest bathroom after he broke the toilet or the downstairs bathroom after he broke that one too.
Then learn to wash the damn dishes like a big boy then. Buying paper plates is so white trash... although that might explain a few things.

I'm also betting that they used one of those disposable aluminum pans to roast that Frankenturkey they ate.
 
kat is near 30, and phil near 40

neither of them know how to make stuffing or mac n cheese

nonna be rolling in her grave seeing that fucking fred meyer's mac n cheese next to some QVC stuffing, what an insult

he has to remind everyone he's italian every day and his thanksgiving dinner comes in the mail lol
 

Timestamped (1:30:06 if it doesn't work)... this is such a fucking yikes. I don't even know what to say, except that his "I appreciate muh wife" segment made me feel genuinely uncomfortable for some reason.

@1:31:12 lmfao just wow... wow.
"Do you know how much work that is?"

What? You mean just putting it in the oven or microwave and warming it up? Yeah, that's a lot of work. Better have a sit down, maybe a G&T to relax before heading back to the kitchen to pull that out of the oven.

I said it felt like bragging earlier what we had for Thanksgiving this year but this lazy asshole who thinks that just roasting a Frankenturkey and warming up the sides from Fred Meyers is "work" then you don't know what work is.

Here's the thing I like to cook because I like to eat so I'm all about making stuff from scratch. This year for Thanksgiving it was just the four of us. That's Mrs. Sebben, my parents and myself. It is my first time doing turkey and it turned out well. We started off with apps. We had some smoked salmon with creme fraiche, chives and salmon roe. Some stuffed mushrooms. And proscuitto wrapped melon. This was accompanied by some nice sparkling wine. When it was time to eat the starter was a pumpkin soup. The main course was of course the turkey plus roasted veggies, mashed potatoes, baby peas because my Mom likes those and of course cranberry sauce which I'm not into but my Mom and Mrs Sebben are. This was of course served with an Aussie Shiraz. I don't know what it is but I find Aussie Shiraz works really well with roast turkey. Dessert was a pecan pie because my Dad is a pecan fiend and we had some sweet dessert wine to go along with that. Then we spent the rest of the time in front of the fire just chatting and killing the bottles we had opened.

That right there took several hours of work. What Khet did is nothing.
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with christmas only a few days away, we've got dave flexing on the peasents, doesn't sound like there will be a qvc inspired dinner for this holiday

pre-made-home-made-microwaved custom ribs with authentic macaroni from the world famous italian chef, fred meyer, and gourmet level chinese restaurant food for christmas, nonna rolling in her grave lol

reminder that Seattle entered a second lockdown, where inside dining seems to be prohibited, so gourmet level panda express delivery?

 
I love the "Can you believe this bullshit" tone Phil gets whenever he starts talking about the stuff Kat brings back from the store. I have a feeling dinnertime is not very robust lately.

If she's doing the shopping on her own and he's unhappy with it, that is interesting.

A while ago a chat poster suggested that Kat do the grocery shopping on her own to free up time on Phil's day off because she's already at Fred Meyer's, to which he angrily responded that it was a terrible idea because "then she won't know what to get!". I get not liking store brands or being particular with specialty foods like liquor or gourmet/holiday meals but we're talking about a couple that lives off frozen meals + takeout and Fred Meyer's probably does not have a high-end line unless you count organic food. Obviously this last bit is conjecture but if she's refusing to indulge his grocery 'tism then that's another pointer to "troubled marriage" given how worked up he gets about it.

It's amazing, this is a relationship which started with adultery and separate beds and it's become even more pathetic since then :story: :story: :story: .
 
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Especially considering the fact that the only reason Khet wouldn't know what to get is if Phil himself didn't know until he gets to the store because that's how he shops: impulsively. Not a hard thing to picture when it comes to the pigroach, obviously, but what's intriguing is the possibility that Khet has caught on to how much her darling husband practically ENJOYS being wasteful. What if THAT is the reason she has been shopping alone lately?

Not meaning to ascribe serious brains to her, just thinking that the picture Phil paints is for his own benefit, not hers. The more simple-minded we think she is, the better protected he thinks the truth is, I'll bet.
 
"She wouldn't know what to get!"

First, Kat does all the cooking. She would know what she needs to buy to make dinner. They've been living together almost three years. She would know what Phil likes.

Second, the store is a half mile down the block. If Kat forgets something, just go back to the store, dummy. When the store is just next door you can feasibly go there at any time they are open and get what you need, no problem.
 
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