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It's like he snagged the whole thing from a homeless shelter. What a sad meal, the paper plate makes it so much more depressing.
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That looks absolutely vile. And paper plates? Yeah I get it that washing dishes is a pain but he should have a dishwasher. That's the whole point of having one.Thanksgiving edition pig slop got posted on Instagram:
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Just from a quick glance it's clear that none of that is homemade & I can't even identify what that orange stuff is in the center-right of the right hand plate (maybe some really bizarre preparation of sweet potatoes?)
EDIT: Already found the QVC entry for the turkey, his mother paid $65.98 + S&H to prop up her son.
First of all, two plates and they're both paper. Remember that when Phil claims to be eating healthy or a mature adult.
Left plate: Those rolls look like the really cheap kind and the texture/shape of the cranberry sauce makes me think it was served cold from a can. Are we sure Kat is still around?
Right plate: For anyone who has never made mac and cheese, the only time the cheese looks yellow or orange is if you use the really cheap powdered cheese they use in Kraft Dinner and (educated guesswork here) the Fred Meyer's deli line; probably something to do with bulk quantities or keeping it frozen. The cheeses most people will use in homemade mac and cheese will be white or off-white and actually melt onto the pasta, not that weird clumping you get with deli pasta. I think the turkey was cooked with stuffing inside it and it looks like the bottom-left one was literally cut open to just eat the stuffing. I can't quite tell but might be something else besides stuffing underneath the bottom-left slice of turkey, and then we have whatever that orange stuff is. Sweet potatoes make sense for the holiday but I've literally never seen them prepared or served like that and I eat them pretty often. The stuffing on the side of his plate looks like it was scooped out of a container so my guess is that's also courtesy of the Fred Meyer's deli. Conspicuous by its absence is anything green.
To recap: Phil's mother paid a 50-100% markup on the turkey, he bought the rest ready-made from the grocery store, and I am not sure he remembers what a vegetable is or that there's such a thing as "too much carbs".
It's like he snagged the whole thing from a homeless shelter. What a sad meal, the paper plate makes it so much more depressing.
And paper plates? Yeah I get it that washing dishes is a pain but he should have a dishwasher. That's the whole point of having one.
When he first moved in, Leanna ran the garbage disposal while the dishwasher was running and the dirty water somehow went into the dishwasher or something. I imagine he is afraid to use the dishwasher any more. Just like he won't use the upstairs guest bathroom after he broke the toilet or the downstairs bathroom after he broke that one too.He has one. That's why his all his pissing and moaning about having to "do the dishes" is ridiculous.
Then learn to wash the damn dishes like a big boy then. Buying paper plates is so white trash... although that might explain a few things.When he first moved in, Leanna ran the garbage disposal while the dishwasher was running and the dirty water somehow went into the dishwasher or something. I imagine he is afraid to use the dishwasher any more. Just like he won't use the upstairs guest bathroom after he broke the toilet or the downstairs bathroom after he broke that one too.
"...I'm so grateful for my wife(pause), Khet."
Timestamped (1:30:06 if it doesn't work)... this is such a fucking yikes. I don't even know what to say, except that his "I appreciate muh wife" segment made me feel genuinely uncomfortable for some reason.
@1:31:12 lmfao just wow... wow.
You know you're spoiled rotten when you consider microwaving packaged food 'work'.@1:31:12 lmfao just wow... wow.
"Do you know how much work that is?"
Timestamped (1:30:06 if it doesn't work)... this is such a fucking yikes. I don't even know what to say, except that his "I appreciate muh wife" segment made me feel genuinely uncomfortable for some reason.
@1:31:12 lmfao just wow... wow.
I love the "Can you believe this bullshit" tone Phil gets whenever he starts talking about the stuff Kat brings back from the store. I have a feeling dinnertime is not very robust lately.