Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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From Josh's apartment. Hard to read the tone. Made an attempt not to doxx him but I definitely had an uncencored version up for a second.
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
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From Josh's apartment. Hard to read the tone. Made an attempt not to doxx him but I definitely had an uncencored version up for a second.
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$600 fine.
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Has he smoked on stream since the "Fighting with my Dad" video? I guess he was pissed because he was in trouble for already giving Clint more to pay off after just arriving instead of just pissy he didn't have as much beer money for the holiday as he wanted.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Has he smoked on stream since the "Fighting with my Dad" video? I guess he was pissed because he was in trouble for already giving Clint more to pay off after just arriving instead of just pissy he didn't have as much beer money for the holiday as he wanted.
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He made a point of going outside to smoke in the two streams after that day but then basically said fuck it and started smoking indoors again. Hes been smoking indoors in each video at his new apartment too and keeps saying that he's allowed to smoke in his new apartment
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
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From Josh's apartment. Hard to read the tone. Made an attempt not to doxx him but I definitely had an uncencored version up for a second.
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Scotty's sister set the record straight. Doesn't look like he's at this apartment. But I looked up the "actual" apartment and it's also smoke free

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Scotty's sister set the record straight. Doesn't look like he's at this apartment. But I looked up the "actual" apartment and it's also smoke free
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She just edited it and named a luxury apartment to probably throw off the trail. Plenty of time for jelus trolls to see it. After everything Carloyn dropped the dox smh
 
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Kobes posted a night video to shred some guitar and have a drink because 'the guy that played Darth Vader' died'.


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Latest night video:
Shout outs to his new Patreoners and guitar shredding. Shills his Patreon and he's deleted the NSFW tier because he thought it was a bit much. He filmed this while he was waiting for his cooking video to process. Stares at his lighter for a long time. Hopes everyone is having a good Holiday Season.

Cooking video:
The sound is really bad in this one.
Start:
- Shows off his new pan
- Seasons the bread
- Tests the bread flavour
- Toasts the bread in the pan
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- New rubber spatula
- He's going to put turkey, chicken and stuffing on a bacon cheeseburger
6:35:
- Butter
9:00:
- He's burnt the butter in the pan
10:02:
- Burgers
- Seasons the burgers and fries them
- More butter
12:20:
- Turkey, Chicken and stuffing for the burger
13:30:
- Shills the bread he's using #notasponsorfreeadvertisment
- Makes a point of cleaning the spatula and putting the spatula on a paper towel on the counter
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- Burger patty is finished
19:39:
- Bacon
21:00:
- Oscar Myer Bacon #NotaSponsorFreeAdvertisement
- Fries the bacon
23:00:
- Dawn dishsoap #NotaSponsorFreeAdvertisement
24:07:
- Seasons bacon with bacon jam
26:00:
- Flips bacon and makes sure to coat them in the burnt butter and burger juice
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- Sargento cheese #NotaSponsorFreeAdvertisement
- Pours himself a cup of milk
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- Milk moustache
- Bacon is done
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- Fries the turkey and chicken in the burnt butter, burger and bacon grease
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- Chicken and turkey are finished
39:00:
- Cleaning the spatula again
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- Burger assembly
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- The finished burger
- Nukes it in the microwave to melt the cheese
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- It went lopsided after being microwaved
- Cleans up while he waits for it to cool
- Sits in the kitchen to eat it
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- Eats burger like an apple
58:54:
- Cross section action
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- He's struggling
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- Finished the burger
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- Kobes looks like he's about to be sick
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- Washes his plate
- Goes into his living room to end the video.

I like Kobes' cooking videos but the sound is always so bad. Hoping BCV does an edit with the sound fixed. Looks like he's trying to make an effort to clean up as he's cooking too.
 
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The subreddit (twu to whoever stole the Darth Flny like from here) is apparently getting hit with reports from some faggot RPing as a bot and reporting people for harassment.

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Combined with earlier I was reading there's apparently a Cobra Discord that keeps strict tabs on who comes and goes, are we seeing the emergence of a would-be GKC "inner circle" trying to keep control of our sexy gothic badboy? I know years back a bunch of faggot attempted the same thing, and given how it's inevitable that whenever a cow hits that certain "legendary" status it's only a matter of time before some spergs attempted it again.

Because the O&A/Cumtown shoah came up, the board seems concerned if this is a concentrated campaign to nuke the board entirely, and I'm curious if actually it's the work of people trying to horde Jord.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
The subreddit (twu to whoever stole the Darth Flny like from here) is apparently getting hit with reports from some faggot RPing as a bot and reporting people for harassment.

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Combined with earlier I was reading there's apparently a Cobra Discord that keeps strict tabs on who comes and goes, are we seeing the emergence of a would-be GKC "inner circle" trying to keep control of our sexy gothic badboy? I know years back a bunch of faggot attempted the same thing, and given how it's inevitable that whenever a cow hits that certain "legendary" status it's only a matter of time before some spergs attempted it again.

Because the O&A/Cumtown shoah came up, the board seems concerned if this is a concentrated campaign to nuke the board entirely, and I'm curious if actually it's the work of people trying to horde Jord.
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A lot of discussion in the subreddit about a woman named Courtney who is apparently in close contact with josh. I heard she has a small group that fuck with lolcows and have gone so far as to coerce nudes from josh. Apparently she is the reason he is getting more into the nsfw stuff. Take that with a grain of salt seeing as how I have no real evidence. How many people from the subreddit are also here? I don't post there but I occasionally check it out.

I also don't know what's up with the discord, people on the subreddit are acting like some super nefarious shit can get leaked from Josh's Discord convos?

Hoping Cobes has at least enough brainpower to realize when someone is nefariously fucking with him instead of the usual mild bullying the internet is known for.
 
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Josh has the brainpower of an 11 year old. He is the phenotype of suckers. He would absolutely fall for CWC saga tier gal pals.
 
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A lot of discussion in the subreddit about a woman named Courtney who is apparently in close contact with josh. I heard she has a small group that fuck with lolcows and have gone so far as to coerce nudes from josh. Apparently she is the reason he is getting more into the nsfw stuff. Take that with a grain of salt seeing as how I have no real evidence. How many people from the subreddit are also here? I don't post there but I occasionally check it out.
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Courtney being a dark puppet master of some troll-ring started as a joke and is really getting out of hand. The discord is the "Rock Club Nation" referenced in some shout-outs and teespring shirt Josh made over the summer. She is (was) a member of the discord but from what I saw, she's pretty hated. They had to tolerate her at the time as she held Josh's reigns and then because she took the heat off of RCN (there was a time they were called out by name constantly on the sub. Haven't seen it mentioned in months, though part of that is a mod of the subreddit being a member.) I left the discord around this time, so I can't say for sure what's going on now but, Josh was kicked from RCN after the most recent not-of-age-fangirl snafu (he himself addressed this). I can't imagine they kept her around after that and she's been parading Josh around on other YT streams for interviews, so I think they've bonded over their shared shunning.

As much as Courtney sucks ass and is retarded (I've never seen so much personal info so out in the open) she's being used as a scapegoat for some actually terrible people. Comments like yours were really funny at first if you knew the actuality of it but most of reddit really thinks she's some Machiavellian sexual predator. It is almost certainly a concerted effort by RCN and its working very well. The idea that Josh would ever need to be coerced into beating off on camera should be a big tip off that something is amiss.
 
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If my goal was defending Courtney, I'd start by telling her to change her username to not her legal name. How anybody can think she's behind what's been claimed after just a glimpse of who she is irl, I'll never know. She's a scapegoat, a lightning rod for the real bastards. Rock Club Nation or whatever they've probably rebranded as or splintered into.
 
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I'm just trying to piece together the whole picture here. Has Courtney or the group she's affiliated with fuck with lolcows before? A comment in the sub mentioned Chance Wilkin AKA Cyrax who she fucked with in the past. I feel like I somehow missed the entire RCN saga because I know so little.
I am new here but I will say this community seems considerably more wholesome and well-meaning than both the subreddit and mystical discord. So I appreciate that.
 
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Hey toobz, we got another night video from M'lord. Exciting video as he describes his domino's pizza in autistic detail. He also picked Domino's because he could donate to St. Judes. 100% he just rounded up to the next dollar and St. Judes will get some pocket change. No way he tipped extra.

If you want to try the Cobe's pizza here it is:
  • X-large Hand Tossed Crust
  • Garlic parmesan sauce
  • 2x cheddar cheese
  • 2x onions
  • 2x bacon
  • 2x philly steak
  • Smear 2 containers of garlic sauce on the pizza

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