Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Dick Pooman said:
Cobes is pretty fucked up this afternoon. He said he ate a weed brownie and had a few alcoholic rootbeer floats and it "helped him find the truth" and the truth is that he hates rapists. He's also doing this thing where he's whispering evil stuff.
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He also mentioned being over at a friend's and smoking some "CBD bud" which I think is code for spice based on how he's acting.

Also, his belt positioning made me laugh:
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Coin Ops said:
He also mentioned being over at a friend's and smoking some "CBD bud" which I think is code for spice based on how he's acting.
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Yeah, I heard him say this first and assumed as much but as he got more fucked up he said he had a "green brownie" which I guess makes more sense to me considering how he was. He also did a really strange shaking motion toward the 39-minute mark of the first "Chillin" stream today that I've never seen him do before.

 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Him emphasizing how he beats off "to Chaturbate" every time is just that little extra that makes him the Sexy Bad Boy.
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Someone mentioned on the subreddit that if you look up his account on a Chaturbate stream aggregate it definitely looks like he's been broadcasting a ton of his wank sessions, whether he is aware of it or not.

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Dick Pooman said:
Someone mentioned on the subreddit that if you look up his account on a Chaturbate stream aggregate it definitely looks like he's been broadcasting a ton of his wank sessions, whether he is aware of it or not.

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The bottom right pic freaks me out. I know it’s common knowledge that he’s a chomo, but god damn. He looks like one.
 
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Blue_Snow said:
He neighbors already talked to him about being load And yes haven’t got him door dash in some time. He’s going to fuck himself over before the others do
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Nobody has complained about anything other than his neighbours getting bitchy about the food delivery. Someone got him food last stream for fuck sakes. People shouldn't be trying to get this fucking random retard kicked from his apartment.
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
Nobody has complained about anything other than his neighbours getting bitchy about the food delivery. Someone got him food last stream for fuck sakes. People shouldn't be trying to get this fucking random retard kicked from his apartment.
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Josh made a pizza, but when he went to upload the cell phone video to his computer. He was unable to. So he went into a verbal rage and apparently got another knock by the neighbor. To which he made an apology video and at the same time threatened jail if anyone hit him, as he is autistic. He also deleted the video soon after.
 
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SnusBurns said:
Josh made a pizza, but when he went to upload the cell phone video to his computer. He was unable to. So he went into a verbal rage and apparently got another knock by the neighbor. To which he made an apology video and at the same time threatened jail if anyone hit him, as he is autistic. He also deleted the video soon after.
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Yep. The neighbor (male) told him to keep it down, and cobra stared to stutter while trying to say “I’m sorry”. However, the guy told him to “shut the fuck up”.
 
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