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Funko Pops NFT collector said:
I watched a Jason Genova documentary today and it resembled Phil in many ways: Jason Genova is a low IQ literal autist that got big in the early days of youtube by uploading body building videos, because he is a retarded autist and his videos are shit he got a ton of ironic fans, professional body builders and trainers tried to help him but because he can't be tard wrangled 24/7 so he fucked up everything and never made it as a professional even though it was his dream. Eventually his mental state started degrading to the point he can barely make coherent sentences, everyone gradually lost interest over the years to the point he doesn't even have ironic fans or people that bother trolling him anymore so his channel is dead.

People have been trying to give Phil advice but his retarded ass never accepts any criticism, his mental state is degrading as we can all see and people are losing interest, even LSB who makes a few hundred dollaridoos from re-streaming him doesn't want to re-stream him anymore because he thinks it's boring, every year his metrics go down on youtube and twitch and the reason he makes the same money is because while his fanbase is smaller he increased the begging to compensate for it. I can see 5 to 10 years from now getting to a point when we won't even care about him and he will have 10 to 20 viewers per stream with a dead chat. It will get to the point when no one will care about him anymore, not even trolls and his channel will die since whales will have no reason to donate since they can't own the trolls if they are not there.

Some people find Phil boring and I don't blame them since Phil is extremely repetitive, it would be like playing the same game over and over again, the game might be fun but there is a certain apathy that comes hand in hand with familiarity. Combine his repetitive behavior with the fact that he never leaves the house or interacts with anyone ever and you get some almost 40 year old narcissist recycling the same excuses about shooting someone 8 times, begging and telling old stories with a new spin each time.
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The funny thing is if you actually compare the lives of Jason Genova (literal retarded autist) vs. Phil then Genova actually comes off relatively normal in comparison.

Think about this: Genova has an active social network, he meets with people, goes to the gym and generally leads an active lifestyle. Videos often show him at different events, conventions and so on. And he generally seems to have pals who care about him.

Phil on the other hand has literally zero friends, no one gives a shit about him, his own wife likely doesn't really care that much for him. He never goes to the gym or exercises. He hardly leaves his house and he essentially makes an effort to avoid all social interaction outside of streaming. He has autistic scheduling and becomes distressed when things change. He hates his job, hates his fans, and basically just exists to gacha, eat and sperg out.
 
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Madre Muerte said:
Is he ever going to stop doing the balloons for his birthday or are we going to see balloons in his 60th birthday week stream?
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As funny as it is to imagine Phil at age 60, still sitting in front of the same 480p Webcam, snorting and farting and grunting and complaining about lag when most of humanity has 1 terabyte download speeds, but I wonder if that is the actual future for him. What is his end goal? He begs for 100 dollars a day to just get by, and a portion of that money just goes right down the toilet paying for images of sweaty men in a mobile game. His lifestyle is one of just coasting by, doing the bare minimum to keep him under a roof and pay for a hobby he despises, but if he stopped today he likely wouldn't make it to the end of the week. Does he really just do this forever, till the day his body can't shock him awake from withdrawals for gin and a diet as nutritional as eating soggy cardboard from the bottom of a trashcan?
 
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Swirling weeb said:
“Uh no oic I don’t celebrate Easter or Holy Week like... you know what...the story of Jesus and all of that it’s like me...
The bottom line is that I get accused of shit that I simply don’t do sniff
uh... no! I wasn’t comparing myself to Jesus you mentally ill idiot!!”
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Jesus spent days on the cross and still hasn't T-posed as much as Phail.

Bingle_Derries said:
Does he really just do this forever, till the day his body can't shock him awake from withdrawals for gin and a diet as nutritional as eating soggy cardboard from the bottom of a trashcan?
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Yes. Yes he does. And the last thoughts in his oxygen starved brain revolve around his unrequited love for Hulk Hogan.
 
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Bingle_Derries said:
As funny as it is to imagine Phil at age 60, still sitting in front of the same 480p Webcam, snorting and farting and grunting and complaining about lag when most of humanity has 1 terabyte download speeds, but I wonder if that is the actual future for him. What is his end goal? He begs for 100 dollars a day to just get by, and a portion of that money just goes right down the toilet paying for images of sweaty men in a mobile game. His lifestyle is one of just coasting by, doing the bare minimum to keep him under a roof and pay for a hobby he despises, but if he stopped today he likely wouldn't make it to the end of the week. Does he really just do this forever, till the day his body can't shock him awake from withdrawals for gin and a diet as nutritional as eating soggy cardboard from the bottom of a trashcan?
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Supposedly his endgame is to work for Microsoft. His real endgame is to turn every stream into nothing but prestream.
 
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Massively Strong Greed said:
Supposedly his endgame is to work for Microsoft. His real endgame is to turn every stream into nothing but prestream.
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Microsoft is supposedly teaming up with Volkswagen to compete with Tesla. The only way Phil works for Microsoft is becoming a crash test dummy for their smart car program.
 
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Bingle_Derries said:
As funny as it is to imagine Phil at age 60, still sitting in front of the same 480p Webcam, snorting and farting and grunting and complaining about lag when most of humanity has 1 terabyte download speeds, but I wonder if that is the actual future for him. What is his end goal? He begs for 100 dollars a day to just get by, and a portion of that money just goes right down the toilet paying for images of sweaty men in a mobile game. His lifestyle is one of just coasting by, doing the bare minimum to keep him under a roof and pay for a hobby he despises, but if he stopped today he likely wouldn't make it to the end of the week. Does he really just do this forever, till the day his body can't shock him awake from withdrawals for gin and a diet as nutritional as eating soggy cardboard from the bottom of a trashcan?
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This. Whether it's WWE Champions or Kat being a gold digger, even with bankruptcy if you can't save money then you're fucked in the long run. Based on what he's said, and how he has to "raise funds" for taxes every year, he saves EXTREMELY little. He will be a brittle old man that says if we can't tip then he'll die and his excuse for not having a job will be that he is simply too old to do physical labor anymore.

Sincere Fridge said:
He already goes over the schedule every pre-stream.
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I openly complain about this in his chat. He goes over the schedule every day on the prestream, every night on the prestream, AND on twitter EVERY FUCKIN NIGHT. AND STILL, NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IN THE GODDAMN FUCK YOU'RE PLAYING CAUSE SHIT IS BORING AS FUCK TO LISTEN TO.

He does this to FEEL IMPORTANT. "Boohoo I have a schedule and games draw views!" No Phil, you're not a mfking wrestling promotion that has to draw ratings. You're going to get a baseline of 250 people regardless of whatever the fuck you do, and you're going to hit an average of $100 a day.
 
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Massively Strong Greed said:
Supposedly his endgame is to work for Microsoft. His real endgame is to turn every stream into nothing but prestream.
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Piggy doesn't realize yet that his only qualifications to work there are already being filled on the other side of the ocean but like Piggy they too scam the shit out of the unsuspecting and usually take their payments in a non traceable form such as Google play cards.
 
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Massively Strong Greed said:
I forget what exactly, but he wants a job similar to the one he had at the helicopter company.
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He'll come back streaming in no time claiming that they fired him despite reinvigorating a whole Microsoft division and streamlined whatever fuckin process they'd put him in.

Alright so birthday bash from DSP contains:

- marathon
- DSP tries it (unknown, he will keep secret, probably food tbh)
- jeans
- BIRTHDAY CAKE CONFIRMED (despite it being made today)
 
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Fill Bern El said:
Alright so birthday bash from DSP contains:

- marathon
- DSP tries it (unknown, he will keep secret, probably food tbh)
- jeans
- BIRTHDAY CAKE CONFIRMED (despite it being made today)
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Yeah, that marathon is going to consist of lots of "breaks" and tip auditing. High quality KAHNTENT doood. Just like his shitty Halloween marathon.
 
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900 sub goal is people donate an old game (2015 and beyond)...(he's rambling on switching from camrea to direct capture holy shit wtf)...,(still rambling, everybody else's video looked like shit too, blah blah, people said direct capture lost the feel of his video)...fuck it he's replaying an old game

EDIT: There is a rant on no RPGs

EDIT 2: He has listed a bunch of rules for games that aren't eligible. No multiplayer focused games (SF4) or games he hated and didn't finish.

EDIT 3: Games that aren't lengthy RPGs ARE eligible, retconning the thing he just said 2 minutes ago.
 
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PieceofShet said:
He wanted to have a goal few months ago where he replays an old game. People booed it soo hard.

YESTERDAY OIC told him he should have this as the 900 goal, so DSP does it. Because OIC wanted it. In a way, DSP is OIC's bitch.

YOU NEED TO STEP THE FUCK UP, YOU GONNA HAVE TO GIFT A LOT OF SUBS YOU FAG!
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HE JUST SAID OIC SAID HIS IDEA THAT HE SHOULD DO IT AND HE AGREED LMAOOOOO
 
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Bingle_Derries said:
As funny as it is to imagine Phil at age 60, still sitting in front of the same 480p Webcam, snorting and farting and grunting and complaining about lag when most of humanity has 1 terabyte download speeds, but I wonder if that is the actual future for him. What is his end goal? He begs for 100 dollars a day to just get by, and a portion of that money just goes right down the toilet paying for images of sweaty men in a mobile game. His lifestyle is one of just coasting by, doing the bare minimum to keep him under a roof and pay for a hobby he despises, but if he stopped today he likely wouldn't make it to the end of the week. Does he really just do this forever, till the day his body can't shock him awake from withdrawals for gin and a diet as nutritional as eating soggy cardboard from the bottom of a trashcan?
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Phil's endgame is step 1: Have people figure out how he can get a lot of money. step 2: Get all the money.
 
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