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They're leaving him a sealed envelope with a letter inside that says, "It's not in the cards."
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Any updates on what's actually going on with him?
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We should tag him like they do migrating animals.
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I'm sure he lost his phone and blew all his cash. He will probably resurface at the beginning of the month when he gets more money for a new phone.
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Radio transmitter him, and have a biologist track him twice a week, taking notes on microhabitat data, temperature and behavioral observations.
Unfortunately, getting quarterly weights & body condition data for Homos paedofreakeus wernii would prove quite challenging as it would require a whole team armed with rhino-strength tranquilizers and an S-64 Skycrane helicopter.
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In lieu of any Wern content, I dove down the youtube rabbit hole last night and compiled a “Best of” to enjoy while we all wait for his monthly tugboat to come in.
Enjoy!
Lucas doing what he does best here. Proposing marriage to entire generations of women and for some reason celebrities added in there just in case.
Here is a bit of a long winded one where he discusses dating and dealing with the “background voices”.
Here are some random clips of classic Lucas nonsense.
Lucas will lower himself to date the homeless.
Threatening Wern
Philosophical Wern
Age gap nonsense
Just plain nonsense
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Enjoy!
Lucas doing what he does best here. Proposing marriage to entire generations of women and for some reason celebrities added in there just in case.
Here is a bit of a long winded one where he discusses dating and dealing with the “background voices”.
Here are some random clips of classic Lucas nonsense.
Lucas will lower himself to date the homeless.
Threatening Wern
Philosophical Wern
Age gap nonsense
Just plain nonsense
continued on next post...
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”Goodbye Horses” nonsense
“I am not a pedo” nonsense
Gay stuff
“I am not a pedo” nonsense
Gay stuff
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LeeLoo
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Fellow QueefyBae Wernologists: have you ever felt your vaginas literally move further up inside your body when looking at pics of Fattness NeverClean? As if it’s trying to run away? I also think I heard mine scream.
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Shit, mine stops and rolls up my F tubes and ovaries as well....
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Chits, I believe.
"What this means: Chits are small cardboard pieces, often squares, that represent things in a game. These can represent resources, currency, victory points, or even troops. They're often packaged in sheets and need to be punched out before playing a game."
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Mine instantly induces a period as to not get impregnated by such a specimen.
WhiskerBiscuit
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Tangible pieces of insanity. Coated in semen.
LeeLoo
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I believe they’re pieces to one of Fatty’s ridiculously stupid board games. Or, pieces to an actual board game no one would play with him.
Maxxicus Callahan
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What a strange mating display is this supposed to be him showing off his cunnilingus skills? He looks so angry about eating pussy.
Edit: In the video with him wearing glasses he feels the need to once again state the girl must look him directly in the eyes. I find it interesting that he has stated this repeatedly. Eye contact on a primal level is an invitation to direct contact whether it is to fight or to fuck. Lucas wants you to gaze through the windows into his soul Gen Z so he can feel in control. No wonder women make a deliberate effort to avert eye contact with creeps. Have you ever had that weird feeling when you lock eyes with a complete stranger and their face changes expression. It’s weird how we make all kinds of guesses and assumptions about everyone we encounter instantly all through eye contact it’s how we evolved to make snap decisions about those we meet.
There’s this scene from Downfall where Traudl Junge disguised as a surrendering soldier has to walk through a line of Russians. She is told whatever you do don’t look into their eyes. It’s horrifying when she accidentally does for that brief moment when she makes eye contact with a Russian freezes horrified not sure what’s going to happen next until the boy squeezes her hand and leads her away.
There’s this scene from Downfall where Traudl Junge disguised as a surrendering soldier has to walk through a line of Russians. She is told whatever you do don’t look into their eyes. It’s horrifying when she accidentally does for that brief moment when she makes eye contact with a Russian freezes horrified not sure what’s going to happen next until the boy squeezes her hand and leads her away.
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Lucas caught a case while he’s been phone-less
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Wonder if he was turned away at a shelter and refused to leave?
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Most likely hes been banned at a lot of places
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He'd probably want to be buried in one of those pods where your corpse fertilizes a tree, so he can be chopped down and made into toilet paper for a high school girl's bathroom.