"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Old Fart]

What I'd like to know is what Phil is going to latch onto next. Antifa is eventually going to fizzle out in a few years.

Antifa has existed, with ups and downs, since the 70s and I see no indication it''ll be going extinct anytime soon.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Antifa has existed, with ups and downs, since the 70s and I see no indication it''ll be going extinct anytime soon.

Yeah, but as a public thing. Phil only latched onto it because it was rising in his social circles and he is a fine example of an idiot who thinks he's better than everyone because he joined the edgy kids club.

The moment it stops being the edgiest thing people are talking about is when Phil's going to drop that shit in favor of the next big thing.

 

[GentlemanRetard]

He tried the eco warrior thing, but it didn’t catch on. I suspect because it would have required actual lifestyle changes.

In a sensible persons head, yes. But not in potato logic. This is the same man who spent a year or two centering his life around bicycles despite the fact that he couldn't ride one. All he'd have to do to make it a Phil phase is buy some "green" merch off Alibaba and copy paste talking points he sees other people make online. If it didn't catch on I'd expect it's more because he couldn't find an aligned group to mooch off of like he has with antifa

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He tried the eco warrior thing, but it didn’t catch on. I suspect because it would have required actual lifestyle changes.

Yeah. No pizza out there in the woods. Or cheese.

In a sensible persons head, yes. But not in potato logic. This is the same man who spent a year or two centering his life around bicycles despite the fact that he couldn't ride one. All he'd have to do to make it a Phil phase is buy some "green" merch off Alibaba and copy paste talking points he sees other people make online. If it didn't catch on I'd expect it's more because he couldn't find an aligned group to mooch off of like he has with antifa

He's not even a member of Antifa. He's larping as a member and not doing anything with his time except waddling around Portland with discount mall ninja gear and throwing his weight around. And this is fat Phil here. He's got a lot of weight. Thankfully he's physically and mentally weak as well as uncoordinated so it's not like he's going to be able to do much damage on purpose. I mean this is the guy that tripped and fell into his wall then pretended that he punched it in rage.

And I'm sure that if he tied to punch dry wall he'd have bruised his knuckles.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Antifa has existed, with ups and downs, since the 70s and I see no indication it''ll be going extinct anytime soon.

But is it possible for the membership of Antifa to go up in recent years?

 

[Grand Fucktard]

And I'm sure that if he tied to punch dry wall he'd have bruised his knuckles.

I think it was actually a hollow core door

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I think it was actually a hollow core door

Whatever it was he'd still hurt himself in the process.

Punching something without conditioning your knuckles first is going to hurt. This is why every martial artist has trained with some kind of makiwara or striking pad. All those repeated strikes help to toughen the knuckles. There's no way Mr. Potatohead punched whatever it was.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

Whatever it was he'd still hurt himself in the process.

It's phil he'd hurt himself trying to waddle over to the door

 

[JY's Tampon]

 

[Grand Fucktard]

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so..a yuppie commie!?!

what's next "I want a proletarian forrest green BMW with a tan interior and a moon roof"

 

[Ophelia]

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As opposed to a fake thought?
The internet was made so an idiot can tell the void what kind of plants he wants.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

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Countdown to when he pricks himself repeatedly on it, smashes it to pieces, then tells us 'YOU'RE NEXT!!!' because he's too much of a potato lump of a child to exercise caution much less proper plant care.

 

[The Dude]

I wonder how Phil is feeling now that Antifa has worn out their welcome so much that even Portland's Pinko faggot mayor, a mayor who initially was sympathetic and supportive towards Antifa, is now sick of their Autistic tantrums and is going to finally start treating them all like domestic terrorists? Phil won't be able to go out in public wearing his "Black Bloc" mall ninja gear, or else he might get mistaken as an actual member of Antifa and taken down to the police station. How will Phil cope with no longer being able to wear his hoods and balaclavas to hide his fat Fetal Alcohol face and rotting bucked teeth behind? What will Phil do now that law enforcement in the Portland area will finally be able to crack down on Antifa (besides hiding away in his apartment)?

 

[Thumb Butler]

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The only thought of an imbecile.

 

[Old Fart]

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Phil, you are a succulent plant.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Phil, you are a succulent plant.

Well he is extremely water adverse.

 

[Positron]

Countdown to when he pricks himself repeatedly on it, smashes it to pieces, then tells us 'YOU'RE NEXT!!!' because he's too much of a potato lump of a child to exercise caution much less proper plant care.

"Have at me! Have at me!"

 

[Karl der Grosse]

He'll probably go back to his generic Moaism because he's already latched onto it for so long. Phil goes through a lot of different phases but they all rotate around the core American Progressive Socialism, the trans phase, the chola phase, his headmate Xochi, even the bike stuff was because of a group of lesbians. He'll circle around contemporary U.S. political adjacent topics. If I had to guess we'll see a shift to an eco-warrior larp as climate change and pollution becomes more and more of a relevant topic in coming years.

I hope he brings back Jingles.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Phil's angry with the mayor cracking down.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Unless Ted Wheeler is a potato I'm not sure about that last statement.