Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Bam is dropping this season’s hottest Instagram death threats 🔥🔥🔥
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-Close friend of Bam, Danny Way has also barely avoided serving a life sentence for a hate crime. Keith Ogden was a gay pro skateboarder in the 80s who had allegedly hit on Danny Way at a club, when he didn’t take kindly to it he offered Danny cash in a gay for pay situation and Danny started yelling and Danny ended up getting sucker punched. At this point his friends took Keith outside and beat him to death. Josh Swindell was a pro who did most of the beating and he served 19 years. Another guy flipped on Swindell and only served 6.
I’ve actually heard Danny tell the story of what went down that night first hand and apparently he didn’t know if the dude was gay or not. Keith came in to a bar where Danny et al were drinking and was sloppy drunk, going around bothering different groups of people. Danny stepped outside to smoke by himself and Keith followed him out and started grabbing him so Danny hit him which the security outside saw and knocked Danny out, by the time Danny came to Swindell had killed Ogden and fled the scene. Danny wasn’t aware of the extent of the situation until he was shown pictures by the police later on and he complied with the cops throughout the situation. From my understanding the gay hate crime aspect of the story came later on via the rumor mill.
 
He’s still hung up on trying to goad Knoxville and Tremaine into legally giving Bam the right to punch them in the face.
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Bam’s hands got too fucking fat for his big macho rings. He can’t get the wolf head ring near his knuckle. The “Dad” ring can’t be more than 4 years old and it’s been demoted from index to pinky finger ring. The only ring that can fit on his sausage fingers is the weird signet coin looking thing.
 
He’s still hung up on trying to goad Knoxville and Tremaine into legally giving Bam the right to punch them in the face.
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This is the most embarrassing way to call someone out. Notes like these are why middle school janitors poke through the trash for a laugh. The only chance of his autistic rage ever gaining traction would be by cutting a funny wrestling style promo that goes viral. The fight will never happen, but it could make some people chuckle and pass it around. He would have had to not alienate all of the funny and talented people who propped him up for that to be an option, though.
 
This is the most embarrassing way to call someone out. Notes like these are why middle school janitors poke through the trash for a laugh. The only chance of his autistic rage ever gaining traction would be by cutting a funny wrestling style promo that goes viral. The fight will never happen, but it could make some people chuckle and pass it around. He would have had to not alienate all of the funny and talented people who propped him up for that to be an option, though.
This is why I find Bam so entertaining now as he never grew out of middle school and in fact made his middle school behavior into his career. When most people at latest move on from the behavior in their early twenty's, Bam is mentally stuck in it with his aged and decrepit body and mind. Not only he alienated all the people that propped for him, he can't relate to his age group and he is too old for the late grade school demographic he made his fortune with. I think the only entourage he has is druggies wanted to get easy drugs from him. Its sad to say that his main demographic is us watching his decline.
 
There are two gay ass heartagram tattoos in this picture of what, 5% of his skin?. I wouldn't be surprised to find out there other symbols are related to his crush. Can Bam not give decent handies due to his stubby ass fingers? Is that why he's too embarrassed to touch another man's dick? Has he been snubbed before?
 
He’s firing off posts in IG he’s coming off manic or methy (or both). Unfortunately I’m working so if anyone wants to keep an eye on his page we all thank you for your service. 61132562-B346-4CE3-BB89-E4272747EB69.jpeg

All right I’ll be unavailable for a while, Godspeed fellas I am leaving the keys to screenshot machine in the ignition.
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Knoxville is probably fucking pissed.

He dealt with all this manic psychosis with Steve-O over a decade ago and that was absolutely bad. In Steve-O’s home video you can clearly see Knoxville is not in character and is dead serious about stopping Steve-O from himself.

A decade later, these guys are all in their late forties and now the ringleader(s) have to deal with this immature baby and his bad puns (“Knox you out?” Wtf!)
 
Knoxville is probably fucking pissed.

He dealt with all this manic psychosis with Steve-O over a decade ago and that was absolutely bad. In Steve-O’s home video you can clearly see Knoxville is not in character and is dead serious about stopping Steve-O from himself.

A decade later, these guys are all in their late forties and now the ringleader(s) have to deal with this immature baby and his bad puns (“Knox you out?” Wtf!)
Bam needs to realize that, while Hollywood and celebrity life isn't as glamorous as it is on T.V, Knoxville and Tremine were two of the few real friends he had left. Bam's life reminds me of when Rex Brown, former bassist for Pantera, saw both Vinnie Paul and Dimebag Darrel were being used by people because they always purchased huge amounts of liquor and socialized with shady people. A lot like what Bam's doing today. Which is why Dico cut off all contact with him.
 
All right I’ll be unavailable for a while, Godspeed fellas I am leaving the keys to screenshot machine in the ignition.

What the fuck is Bam even on about in the “I don’t like what you did to my son” shit? Is he using the “your taking food out of my son’s mouth by not paying me” or Wolfe had his heart set on a Jackass cameo? No surprise after being repeatedly ignored Bam resort to using his kid as a pawn in his desperate bid for attention.

I hope to god they don’t let that kid be raised around Bam in his current state. Unfortunately I’m pretty sure the mother’s a codependent trainwreck.
 
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