Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[mandatorylurk]

Chris' continuous begging made me finally look at his twitter, and the man is just pathetic. All this screaming and typing just for next to no interaction as he acts like a teenage girl.

I've lost respect for Less Than Jake. I wonder how much he paid the guy to sing the song and if he tried to write that off as an expense. The growing panic and borderline suicide baiting in the first tweet makes me think he's gonna get fired soon, maybe his bitching on twitter has finally caught up with him.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

What would it take for Bob to be cancelled?

If by canceled you mean he loses his Patreon and his followers stop being autistic, and recognize how utterly insane he is. Then that's sadly not happening. He cannot be canceled in the traditional senses since like it has been said before. He is ALREADY HATED. He is already the textbook example for breadtubers to use, and try to save face.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Chris' continuous begging made me finally look at his twitter, and the man is just pathetic. All this screaming and typing just for next to no interaction as he acts like a teenage girl.

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I've lost respect for Less Than Jake. I wonder how much he paid the guy to sing the song and if he tried to write that off as an expense. The growing panic and borderline suicide baiting in the first tweet makes me think he's gonna get fired soon, maybe his bitching on twitter has finally caught up with him.

good lord I pity the fool that actually gives Chris money just so they can see him dancing like a fool. Dance, monkey, dance!

 

[King Dead]

Another take so hot that only asspatters need reply. Bobby thinks being a true American means you don't have to look after your body fitness, that anyone who says otherwise is promoting eugenics.
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Uh, no, you fat fuck. Just because we live in a society (honk honk) that has some of the most advanced medical care in history, that doesn't mean that basic facts about biology can be completely ignored because "durr science make better!" Obesity kills in so many ways, our health as a nation would improve by leaps and bounds if people would learn to quit eating "small amounts of McDonald's for an average-sized person" all the goddamn time.

As an aside, I'm not advocating for some kind of health-nut Gestapo going around and forcing people to eat right. You should have the freedom to eat yourself to death if you so choose. Just don't go complaining about the consequences of your actions when they catch up to you.

That reply is even dumber, though. You can literally look up the data on severe cases and deaths and see for yourself that there's a direct correlation between obesity and severe coof reactions, because oh wow when you have a bunch of fat around your lungs, a respiratory illness is going to really fuck you over bad! I haven't listened to that rat fuck Fauci since shortly after this all began, but that would be one of the few times he's been right in this retarded charade. Then again, it's such a basic fact that anyone can see it, so it's no surprise Fauci got that right; after all, fat people get fucked over by the flu too.

And nobody's asking you to be in "a constant state of peak physical condition," Blobbo. There are plenty of people out there who don't live in the gym, but they're also not 100 pounds overweight, or 200, or more. These people are handling the coof just fine, and they also don't have the myriad of health issues associated with lugging around much more weight than a human body is designed to. Literally all you have to do is put down the McNuggies and take a walk on the regular, not guzzle protein shakes and bench press 300 pounds (guffaw).

You can tell that this is a touchy subject for ol' Diabeto, because he just doesn't want to admit fault for his dumb decision to eat himself to bad health. He's just waiting for his almighty Science (PBUI) to come along and magic away all his ailments so that he doesn't have to put in the work to improve himself. Ain't gonna happen, fatso.

 

[UserAccess]

Did Bob just downplay the link between obesity and Covid deaths?

Dude screamed about prevention with masks and government goons threatening people leaving their homes. The best form of prevention is TO EAT BETTER AND EXERCISE MORE.

This fucking guy, I swear.

 

[make_it_so]

What would it take for Bob to be cancelled?

For one, Bob actually needs to matter enough to get cancelled.

Chris' continuous begging made me finally look at his twitter, and the man is just pathetic. All this screaming and typing just for next to no interaction as he acts like a teenage girl.

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I've lost respect for Less Than Jake. I wonder how much he paid the guy to sing the song and if he tried to write that off as an expense. The growing panic and borderline suicide baiting in the first tweet makes me think he's gonna get fired soon, maybe his bitching on twitter has finally caught up with him.

I swear to God, whores have more dignity than this. Hell, if nothing else, unlike Chris, whores actually provide something that people want.

 

[blablabla]

did the shitta finally gave away his fucking blockbuster dvd?

 

[make_it_so]

did the shitta finally gave away his fucking blockbuster dvd?

I was asking the same thing earlier. Is he still running the "contest" or did he just give up?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Lol, Bob listens to Iron Maiden and RATM? I thought metal music reminds him of dubebros.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Lol, Bob listens to Iron Maiden and RATM? I thought metal music reminds him of dubebros.

Figures that he listens to Rage Against The Machine, the most Antifa of bands (or one of them anyway).

Also in b4 a real-life Monty Burns promises to Homer Vs Dignity Chris into a "prank monkey" for money.

 

[Positron]

Chris' continuous begging made me finally look at his twitter, and the man is just pathetic. All this screaming and typing just for next to no interaction as he acts like a teenage girl.
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"Screaming into the void"? More like "scaming into the void".

I've lost respect for Less Than Jake. I wonder how much he paid the guy to sing the song and if he tried to write that off as an expense. The growing panic and borderline suicide baiting in the first tweet makes me think he's gonna get fired soon, maybe his bitching on twitter has finally caught up with him.

Probably somewhere north or south of $5000, if the song was professionally produced. Studio times and session men don't come cheap.

did the shitta finally gave away his fucking blockbuster dvd?

He has only one carrot. Let him play with it and dangle it a little longer.

Did Bob just downplay the link between obesity and Covid deaths?

Science has to bow down when Bob's oversized ego is at stake.

 

[Adamska]

Lol, Bob listens to Iron Maiden and RATM? I thought metal music reminds him of dubebros.

What takes priority there is his retarded desperation to not be called a Millenial, since for some reason he really hates the fact he technically is one.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Chris' continuous begging made me finally look at his twitter, and the man is just pathetic. All this screaming and typing just for next to no interaction as he acts like a teenage girl.

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What gets me is that I know someone who uses social media for the same ends as The Shitta - one of my friends runs an activism page on Insta in the same way Chris runs his podcast on Twitter.

She promotes her account by posting regularly and providing good quality content (that is, if you're a leftist), not by promising to spaz out on video if she gets 150 followers. It's worth noting that she has about 50 times more followers than Chris.

> they're mad

Remind me, which party was Lincoln part of?

It's okay to bring up funding schools and community when you talk about robot dogs; it is not okay to bring up funding schools and community and health care when you talk about Israel.

Both are based. We do not need to fund Zionism or ”cool robot shit” for not good reason.

That said, I'd be unsurprised if that tweet from AOC is part of why Bob's angry with her. She is very much a socialist despite her woke views, and Bob is thus the polar opposite of AOC when it comes to the economy.

So niggers are at once severely oppressed and mercilessly persecuted, yet they have been the secret, behind the scene, power-brokers that changes the course of the country.
Does that remind you of something?

Is it just me or does hearing that sentence make ”Hava Nagila” start playing in your head?

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris' continuous begging made me finally look at his twitter, and the man is just pathetic. All this screaming and typing just for next to no interaction as he acts like a teenage girl.

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I've lost respect for Less Than Jake. I wonder how much he paid the guy to sing the song and if he tried to write that off as an expense. The growing panic and borderline suicide baiting in the first tweet makes me think he's gonna get fired soon, maybe his bitching on twitter has finally caught up with him.

Maybe more people would listen to what Chris says if the things he said were worthwhile.

 

[Red Hood]

Lol, Bob listens to Iron Maiden and RATM? I thought metal music reminds him of dubebros.

I figure Bob, if anything, is a guy that only owns the Greatest Hits compilation of a given group and claims to be a huge fan.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What would it take for Bob to be cancelled?

I don't think Bob can be cancelled given how universally reviled he already is but if you mean what it would take for him to be more hated that even people on his side will be way more open to shit on him than indifferent is quite simple. This would be that Bob would have to do something very atrocious that would fuel a large open hatred towards him which could be him being a rapist, murder puppies, or even commit a shooting on a conservative rally. Of course this would never happen for a reason that has been discussed which is that Bob is a huge pussy who will avoid confrontation when it doesn't make him look good.

 

[Adamska]

I don't think Bob can be cancelled given how universally reviled he already is but if you mean what it would take for him to be more hated that even people on his side will be way more open to shit on him than indifferent is quite simple. This would be that Bob would have to do something very atrocious that would fuel a large open hatred towards him which could be him being a rapist, murder puppies, or even commit a shooting on a conservative rally. Of course this would never happen for a reason that has been discussed which is that Bob is a huge pussy who will avoid confrontation when it doesn't make him look good.

I legit think half the reason people don't target him is because they can smell his mental retardation; they know he's a sped and you just don't pick on retards usually. Ain't sporting, no matter how many times they project their inadequacies on those they envy with all the rage and spite of a colicky infant.

But the other half is because Bob would waddle away and let his tardbase slap back, and cry bullies don't like getting clapped back either.

Shame too, since Bob is a legit sex pest that stalks women, mostly asian ones, due to his desire to colonize their harbor with his sailors.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I legit think half the reason people don't target him is because they can smell his mental retardation; they know he's a sped and you just don't pick on retards usually. Ain't sporting, no matter how many times they project their inadequacies on those they envy with all the rage and spite of a colicky infant.

But the other half is because Bob would waddle away and let his tardbase slap back, and cry bullies don't like getting clapped back either.

Shame too, since Bob is a legit sex pest that stalks women, mostly asian ones, due to his desire to colonize their harbor with his sailors.

Yeah and it doesn't help many people don't target Bob for cancellation is because no one really likes him as many liberals would often disassociate themselves from Moviebob for his openly genocidal and pro-corporate beliefs. It further didn't help with his defense of Cuties and the Lindsay incident that made no one want to associate with Bob at all especially with how on the right Bob is a punching bag on stereotypical neoliberals (despite Bob being more batshit crazy).

 

[Positron]

 

[Tronathon242]

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Another take so hot that only asspatters need reply. Bobby thinks being a true American means you don't have to look after your body fitness, that anyone who says otherwise is promoting eugenics.
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The conundrum surrounding the ownership of that desk deepens:
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Nobody wants to live in American Heartland:
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GOP Is Actually Nazis, season 5, episode 54
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1) I'm still firmly of the mind that this is a scam he's pulling. Nobody knows him so he won't get much money. Ergo, he can use that money in any way he wants without there being a lot of scrutiny. Call me conspiratorial because Bobby doesn't like when people are like that.

2) A nation of fat fucks isn't going to last. No one ever said that everyone had to be in peak condition like Stallone in Rocky III. However, it's not being a eugenicist (stop lying that you were joking) to suggest that America's obesity problem has had catastrophic effects on the health of the nation and that something should be done about it.

3) Again, you know nothing about why people were there or their personal beliefs. "We the People" doesn't just mean everyone who votes your way to the exclusion of all others, Slob.

4) Stop the projection. Cities are not appealing to all, especially those of us who don't subsist on an "average" meal plan from Ronald's Burger House. The fresh air and lack noise pollution may actually work wonders.

5) Cheney clearly didn't represent the will of the people of the state who elected her. Them's the breaks.

6) The China simping has reached absurd levels. Now he's giving them props for potentially having inserted so many spies into American universities? What the fuck was all that whining about American symbolism and respecting the government? Again, fuck your fair weather, situational patriotism, Bob. Those "students" could easily help cripple the infrastructure of our country and you want to get them a high five? To quote Billy Bob Thornton: "Goddamnit, are you fucking with me?"

7) The Rock n Roll Hall of Fame is one of the few places that I wish BLM would torch. They can spare slots for Jay-Z, but can't for Priest or Maiden and let's not even get into the absolute travesty of not inducting Motörhead before Lemmy died. But on the topic of our fair Bawstahn megacow, I doubt he even knows any Maiden songs and only likes them because they had Godzilla stock footage in their "Number of the Beast" video. I bet he doesn't even know that Bruce Dickinson was their second singer to record LPs with them. Google isn't a substitute for actually fan knowledge.