Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

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It would be harder to find him if he didn't use the exact same image for everything. For fuck's sakes, he uses it as his forum avatar here. Oh, and he actually got compared to Slugfucker and he said that he's better than him. I do love how the very first post calls him out though. Guess who made the posts "calling out their rule 15 status?"
 
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Sanae Kochiya said:
Am I the only one that's slightly more worried about the fact that the article on a MLP news site links here?

I mean, granted, most people will probably just skim the OP and say "Wow, this guy's a faggot," but I don't want more bronies and ponytards stampeding into the MLP topic on Community Watch.
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Article really isn't even that convincing or interesting I don't think; I doubt we have much to worry about.
 
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x86x2 said:
No, it was more like 7 Barney fans I knew in real life back in high school. Of the seven I knew, it seemed like maybe half were genuine fans that had the ability to search that shit up, and half were just dumped in front of a computer screen that played Barney. It's hard to tell which ones were the real fans, but 7 of them is still way too goddamn much.


Only if there were no legal consequences to my actions AND if I felt that no matter what I did, any attempt to try to change them wouldn't get through, but unfortunately, it doesn't seem like that'll happen in the near future, so I'd rather keep that to myself.
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If you were ever in the process of doing something like this and I was walking by, I would not hesitate to stop you. You are part of what's wrong with this fucking world.
 
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Sanae Kochiya said:
Am I the only one that's slightly more worried about the fact that the article on a MLP news site links here?

I mean, granted, most people will probably just skim the OP and say "Wow, this guy's a faggot," but I don't want more bronies and ponytards stampeding into the MLP topic on Community Watch.
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The horse-fuckers who read Horse News are almost exclusively from /mlp/. These are people who non-ironically cum to their pony waifus and don't really give a shit about what other people say about them on the internet.
 
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Gensdupays said:
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It would be harder to find him if he didn't use the exact same image for everything. For fuck's sakes, he uses it as his forum avatar here. Oh, and he actually got compared to Slugfucker and he said that he's better than him. I do love how the very first post calls him out though. Guess who made the posts "calling out their rule 15 status?"
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Barneyfag is not a clever man.
 
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I saw this in his dA and I feel like I have to comment on this even though I realize it's kinda old.

http://x86x2.deviantart.com/art/Another-reason-to-get-Adblock-511607569

While I'll grant you that Adblock would do away with the ads altogether, have you ever heard of contextual advertising? Stop searching for MLP and you'll eventually stop seeing MLP ads. Shouldn't be that difficult since (from what I've gathered at least) you claim to hate that show just as much as you hate Barney.
 
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sm0t said:
I saw this in his dA and I feel like I have to comment on this even though I realize it's kinda old.

http://x86x2.deviantart.com/art/Another-reason-to-get-Adblock-511607569

While I'll grant you that Adblock would do away with the ads altogether, have you ever heard of contextual advertising? Stop searching for MLP and you'll eventually stop seeing MLP ads. Shouldn't be that difficult since (from what I've gathered at least) you claim to hate that show just as much as you hate Barney.
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You don't understand, he has to study it very carefully, in great detail. Otherwise, how will he be able to hate it properly?
 
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sm0t said:
Shouldn't be that difficult since (from what I've gathered at least) you claim to hate that show just as much as you hate Barney.
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He claims to hate it, and he claims not to have watched every episode, but watch him post. He'll literally recognize anything from the series anyone posts. Either people posting stealth GR 15 (Global Rule 15 ponies on /mlp/ only) shit, whether to troll him or just because they're spergs.

I'm pretty sure he has md5 hashes of thousands of images so he can search for them automatically, but he'll also recognize fresh screencaps. He has not only watched but studied every single episode.
 
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I'm sure most dedicated actual fans of the show would miss things that Barneyfag has memorized so his dream of being a 4chan janitor comes true. Think about that last sentence and remember he thinks being a janitor would improve his life. I think he's the only person to ever think like this.

Most people that post regularly know about him, and sometimes love to trigger him. For reasons we've seen, he'll always reply. It's not even just screenshots of the show. Barneyfag knows the show so well/has so many md5 hashes that one time he recognized a piece of fanart of a human version of a side character in a single little watched episode.

Oh, and he admitted he lurks on the pony board for new content so he knows the right way to fight his little minimodding crusade.
 
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Ruin said:
Why do you want to be a janitor so badly? You know that in Chan culture janitors are seen as massive jokes right?

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True dat.

On top of it all, I myself work in a Janitorial position at a hotel. And let me tell you, it fucking sucks. Between equipment being either unavailable or breaking down, people getting in your way and sweltering conditions (the hallways have no AC, so summer days are especially brutal). I can't see why you'd even like having a job that involves things like vacuuming, taking out the trash and cleaning out shit-stained toilets. I'm still there because I need the money and the hotel becomes a mess whenever I'm not there.

Is it because it's the only job you'd be good at? If so, then I think it's better you stick with getting government money.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
True dat.

On top of it all, I myself work in a Janitorial position at a hotel. And let me tell you, it fucking sucks. Between equipment being either unavailable or breaking down, people getting in your way and sweltering conditions (the hallways have no AC, so summer days are especially brutal). I can't see why you'd even like having a job that involves things like vacuuming, taking out the trash and cleaning out shit-stained toilets. I'm still there because I need the money and the hotel becomes a mess whenever I'm not there.

Is it because it's the only job you'd be good at? If so, then I think it's better you stick with getting government money.
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By "janitor," they mean 4chan moderator, not a literal janitor.
 
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