Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Wonder if he's been staring too deeply into the abyss recently:
He'd better stare into his editing table deeper than he does, since I'm tired of him putting entire Captain's Logs filled with fucking nothing into videos. At this point I just skip them, since it's just Chris playing with toys and mumbling like a retard.
 
what's even more funny to me, and this isn't surprising, is that Chris basically sold his soul. "Nevermind reading the piece of paper, I just like the look of my own handwriting." Even though he has co-signed stuff for a loan, I doubt he'd read a contract. Even if Chris didn't have shitty credit, he wouldn't know how to read a contract for buying a car.

and this guy is a skilled negotiator who lobbied hard to get his characters into Nintendo and SEGA.
Have you ever seen a cartoon scene where the character actually thoroughly read the contract? No.
They also brainwashed him, things like his marriage to Magi-Chan and their edgy alterations to Sonichu canon. Other beliefs started from their influence, like the CPU goddess and Merge concepts. Validating Chris's fantasy world beliefs got their foot in the door, then they twisted and influenced those beliefs.
There's no turning back for Chris in his merge delusion. Admitting it means hurting his hubris, even though no one's believing in his BS.
 
wondered if this mean the Idea guys got a hold of Chris much earlier or Chris was developing these dumb ideas on their own at first.
This has been answered to some degree already, but yeah: the Idea Guys' one arguable bit of genius was to play on Chris's personal power fantasies. Chris has long had psychic powers in the comics - remember his Scanners-like execution of Mao in Sonichu 10? Which in turn is just a slightly more sophisticated rendition (because psychic) of magic powers like the curse-ye-ha-me-ha or his Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Chris has always wanted to believe that he has powers like these, perhaps because, on a subconscious level, he realises just how powerless he truly is and always will be. The Idea Guys gave his ego a particularly good wank on that one, and presto they cracked his combination.
 
He'd better stare into his editing table deeper than he does, since I'm tired of him putting entire Captain's Logs filled with fucking nothing into videos. At this point I just skip them, since it's just Chris playing with toys and mumbling like a retard.
The commentary to video ratio needs improvement. I skip the captains logs too
 
Why did Geno changed all of his profiles pictures to a female version of himself?
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