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Bob also forgets that most of these grorious China Numbah One infrastructure projects are built on the backs of human automata, since China sees workers as expendable. Slave labor.

Also, anything they build falls down in a few years, if not sooner. Hell, we already see it in the U.S. Developers are going scorched earth here in my own hometown, five-over-ones popping up like genital sores all over the place. One that was built a year ago, already has warped moulding. The future sucks, Bob.
 
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First off, I completely forgot that this too was even a thing. I can feel the conditioning breaking!

Secondly, I'm glad that he brought up Maleficent. Iirc he had almost the same take about it that he does for Cruella, a cash in on a backstory of a character nobody really cared about or asked for. I may be wrong about his reasons but the point is he wasn't too hot on it, just like this. Now here's what I want to bring up:

The publish date of his review of Maleficent on youtube is June 6th, 2014. The Escapist at one time was doing some "pay to see the review a week early when the movie is actually relevant" so the actual date, based on that asinine paywall and the publish date on The Escapist.com, is May 30th.

2 weeks later on June 13th he publishes an article revising his stance on the movie and stating it was actually empowering. I don't know what they did but they broke the page. Nothing I did could make the article itself appear, even in the archive.
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It's like they were embarrassed by it and decided to stretch the little blurb at the bottom with Bob's info over the entire page. Here's what it should look like.
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This was also the only one of his I could find that had this same hiccup. The article was mirrored on his blogspot but because someone pointed out he did a Nazi take on one of his articles, he's nuked not just that but the entire archive. Funnily enough if you just click and drag on the Escapist article and copy and paste into, oh let's say, a dahxing forum everything's still there.

I May Have Been Wrong About Maleficent

By BOB CHIPMAN June 13, 20140
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I took another look at Disney’s revisionist take on Maleficent.
Warning: The following contains significant spoilers for Maleficent.

So. MALEFICENT. is a pretty big hit. Huge, in fact, especially considering that it’s a really dark, extremely unusual revisionist fairytale and the “ceiling” Hollywood keeps telling me comes affixed to movies made for, about or primarily starring women. Especially women approaching middle age with a bunch of kids. Funny how that works out.
I found, and still find, the film to be a mixed bag; but my review came down mostly on the positive side overall: I still maintain that its a little draggy in the second act and that the central “redemption” arc isn’t quite as functional as it needs to be, but also that it opens and closes strong and Angelina’s star turn picks up the slack. And yet, since my original review was finished and sent off to my editors I’ve been plagued by a nagging sense that maybe I hadn’t given the film its due.
For starters, despite not particularly falling under its spell, I haven’t been able to get it out of my head since first seeing it. That’s not exactly surprising, since part of what stuck out about it from the beginning was how strange it was in execution: A Disney live-action pseudo-remake premised on the idea that the original classic had done violence to the “true” story as presented here? That posited a famous villainess was actually a wronged and righteous heroine? Tinged with broad-strokes references to sexual-assault survival, witch-persecution and matriarchal paganism vs male-centric European feudalism? Where did this come from?
But there are plenty of “bad” movies that can linger in the brain: Consider The Dark Knight Rises, a narrative disaster partially because its jam-packed with sloppy, hamfisted socio-political meandering; or more recently Man of Steel, which abandoned all sense of character and logic for an exhausting slugfest so tonally-inappropriate it triggered a media-wide debate on the proper care and tending of iconic modern myth. The bigger “yeah but” tugging on my ear over Maleficent was that I hadn’t A.) acknowledged sufficiently that I am probably not the film’s target audience, nor B.) made enough effort to consider what said audience might see that I didn’t.
To be clear: To the extent that film criticism is a “discipline” at all, that discipline is being able to report on a work apart from the majority of one’s own biases. Obviously, “pure” objectivity is impossible, but there are pretty clear degrees involved: I myself am fairly incapable of not enjoying a movie about robot dinosaurs just on principle, but when Transformers 4 comes out it’s my job to tell you whether the parts I won’t be watching on an endless Blu-ray loop are any good.
But a critic is human, and no one human can live a life that encompasses the entirety of the human experience. Well, maybe Werner Herzog has. And it’s inevitable that even the very best critic (read: not me) may simply “miss” something that connects on a powerful level with others in the audience. And since the soul of narrative art is its connection with those experiencing it, at the end of the day there will be films whose visceral impact on an audience is worth considering in at least equal weight to its quantifiable beat-by-beat smoothness.
A good example would be Friday lambasted by mainstream critics upon release in 1995 but today remembered as one of the classic comedies of the 90s. It’s easy to see where critics took issue: The structure is episodic, the characters thinly-sketched, Ice Cube is a limited actor and the overall effect more prolonged-sitcom than feature film. But the film connected with a large audience of (mostly) young black Americans by simple virtue of giving them something they seldom saw on screens: Themselves, and the day to day reality of inner-city American life presented with humor and even sentiment. Does that make Friday “good?” Well, I don’t know – but it makes enough people say that its good for the prospect to be worth considering.
In any case, I made it a point to see Maleficent again on its actual opening day, a mid-afternoon show to guarantee an audience of (mostly) moms and kids. I wanted to see it again, but I also wanted to see how it “played” to this sort of crowd – my impression from the original viewing was that the film was making a very specific play for the sensibilities of a contemporary female audience, and regardless of how successful I thought the result was I wanted to see what that audience thought of it.
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Specifically, I wanted to see how they reacted to the end of the first act “inciting incident,” by far the most talked-about and symbolically loaded part of the film: Maleficent (at this point an adult human-sized fairy) is contacted by Stefan, a human with whom she’d shared a quasi-romantic friendship in childhood. They reminisce and snuggle chastely under the stars… but it’s a trap: Stefan has slipped her a drug, and she awakens to discover that her “friend” has sawed off her wings as a trophy to the human’s greedy dying king – an act which will make him (Stefan) the successor to the throne.
Even beyond the description, the entire sequence is layered in lurid, unmistakable symbolic cues: the tiny vial of sedative (for real – he literally spikes her drink), Stefan’s impotent inability to “finish the job” with a dagger, Jolie’s confused/horrified realization and awkward attempts to walk immediately after and so forth. There’s just not much room to “miss” the metaphoric conflation of Maleficent’s betrayal with domestic/sexual-assault – right down to the perpetrator being a “nice guy” friend she thought she could trust.
I was among a number of (mostly) male critics for whom the immediate point of reference was the “wronged woman’s payback” genre of films, typified by exploitative fare like I Spit On Your Grave. It’s easy to see how we got there, even setting aside the obvious added attention being able to putMaleficent baby
I enjoyed the audacity of a lot of this, to be sure, but I also found myself pulled out of the movie – watching the machinery of revision do its thing instead. But the audience? Enthralled, especially at the various left-turns in the (clearly familiar to them) story. Glamorous, notably-single Maleficent is actually better at taking care of the baby than the “perfect homebody grannies?” Constant laughs. Prince Charming pointing out that it would be more than a little inappropriate to kiss Sleeping Beauty without her consent? Cheers. Vivienne Jolie-Pitt as the younger Aurora meeting Maleficent for the first time? Swoons. That’s the one that made me say “I should probably do a serious re-think on this,” because while “OMG CUTE BABY!!! didn’t really “work” for me as a back-from-the-dark-side moment for Maleficent, I was clearly in the minority.
(Also, possibly anecdotal: Not that it’s something I would’ve previously kept track of, I don’t think I’ve ever heard so many younger female voices shouting variations on “Kick his ass!!!” than I did when Maleficent gets jacked back up to full power just in time for a Boss Fight against Stefan – they wanted blood!)
Digging through film analysis of a more specific variety than straightforward review afterwards and the obvious buzzwords on social media seemed to further confirm what I was sensing: My technical opinion on the film and what it was attempting to do thematically was largely unchanged, but I had rather definitively ignored and minimalized what those attempts would mean to audiences who were, well… not me.
To use the most obvious example: I saw what Angelina Jolie herselfmany others saw the start of a powerful feature-length meditation on enduring, surviving and moving on from sexual-assault. I saw Disney straining for a Wicked to call their own and winding up with a gonzo dark-fairytale hodgepodge, but to others it’s the (re?)birth of a different kind of iconic Disney woman.
So, was I wrong? In approach, maybe. I’ve never been one to pretend that “X doesn’t work, but Y makes up for it” isn’t a perfectly valid personal summation of a movie; and I probably should’ve taken more time to consider what Maleficent’s “weird” digressions would mean to an audience that would relate to them more viscerally. My criticisms remain, but my opinion as to whether it’s an “important” or likely to be “enduring” film have substantially changed. It’s healthy, in my opinion, to make considerations like this more often.
I’m not re-watching that new Spider-Man again anytime soon, though.
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BOB CHIPMAN
Bob Chipman is a critic and author.
tl;dr
  • Matriarchal paganism trumps male-centric European feudalism
  • He is not the target audience, ie. women, so he should probably take into account their point of view because good ally
  • Compares it to Friday, a movie panned by critics but loved by the viewers
  • He went to see the movie a second time to just to watch women's reaction to the movie (not hyperbole he says that)
  • People cheered at Prince Charming stating that kissing sleeping beauty was wrong without her consent and women cried "Kick his ass" at the end when Maleficent is fighting the Prince that pseudo raped her.
  • Everyone clapped (he doesn't say that but this all comes off as one of those moments)

He ends by saying that he's not sure if he was right or wrong with his initial assessment. He now thinks the movie is possibly an "important" or "enduring" film and I'd like to point out that he himself put important and enduring in quotes because reasons. I am hoping he has the same kind of walk back with Cruella as he does this. It's possible he doesn't due to Cruella having a much, much stupider catalyst for the plot starting than Maleficent's the prince I've know from childhood drugged me and cut off my wings to ensure he got the throne.

Finally, the last shot of the vid
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I'm confused. Is he excited? Is he being nihilistic? I know which one I am :(
 
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Bob's recent comments reminded me of this image of a slum in Sao Paulo, directly next to and walled off from a building with manicured balconies. This is what Bob wants, the unworthy walled off and seperated from those that earned the future. Bob forgets what side of this wall he would be on in his superior future.


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But it would be the unvaccinated who would be forced to live in squalor, all those white republicans!
 
6/1. Despite what they yelling about, the left never had any sympathy to political prisoners.
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Ralph Barnhardt got these tweets, but if you put them in context they are far more sinister: Bobby is arguing for a Minority Report scenario: line up the people who voted Trump against a wall before they commit heinous crimes, such as misgendering:
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Journalistic integrity -- and apology -- is obsolete in the age of Believe Women:
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More Greenwald. Greenwald claims that journalists used to come from working-class background; now they have daddies and mommies working for Goldman Sachs -- that's why they don't want to talk about social class:
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Has Bobby advised 90% of his "social circle" to Learn To Code, seeing their jobs are unappreciated and precarious?
Oh I forgot, 90% of zero is still zero.

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Peter Coffin declares war on Ellen Page and Angeldom!
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People fail to recognize transsexualism is bourgie decadence, and instead argue to hell and back how come the rich get what they want.
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Bobby found out some other gobbledygook to take on:
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BTW lab leak continues to be a conspiracy theory (Drew Holden's tweets)
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Chloé Zhao separates the sheep from the goats:
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Capeshit:
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He has such simple ambitions; that's why he remains MovieBob and not Zack Synder.

Oh BTW, the deal between Amazon and MGM is finalized. Bobby congratulates MGM now that their archive is in safe hands on par with Disney:
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Bobby loves to imagine Bezos spent $9B just to spite Trump:
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In his inebriation, the boundary between movie and reality dissolves again:
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Cancel culture totally doesn't exist in the comedy circle:
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Mommy-approved lesbianism:
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New Angel alert: Lilah Sturges is a writer who used to give out pizza money to random trannies on Twitter. Some of our Rat Kings used to mill around him:
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Balding, obese 40 year old tranny defender to the rescue. You're a good boy, Bob.
I can't even understand this through the multiple typos, christ Bob, tweeting is literally all you do.
And I'd hardly describe Coffin as being surprised, sounds like he knows exactly how a group of mentally ill people will react to even the tamest criticism.
 
I'm confused. Is he excited? Is he being nihilistic? I know which one I am
He's being a hipster. The tweet might as well say "I like the Eturnals before it was mainstream.", even though I don't think he's mentioned them much before they were a movie.

Lot's of people here looking waaay to deep into a review for a blockbuster movie that they have not seen
Not really. This is par for the course since Bob went full SJW. He's one of the few who's willing to acknowledge these movies suck, but he also knows he has to tow the party line. So he kinda straddles the line, being negative enough to warn people away from a bad movie, but positive enough to not be cancelled.
 
Not really. This is par for the course since Bob went full SJW. He's one of the few who's willing to acknowledge these movies suck, but he also knows he has to tow the party line. So he kinda straddles the line, being negative enough to warn people away from a bad movie, but positive enough to not be cancelled.
As someone who's friends and knows a lot of people who's in the "SJW / neolib" space, not even one person cares that I know about this movie

So I really highly doubt Bob would get canceled for not liking a Disney movie

Ingoreing he's already canceled in that space for other reasons
 
As someone who's friends and knows a lot of people who's in the "SJW / neolib" space, not even one person cares that I know about this movie

So I really highly doubt Bob would get canceled for not liking a Disney movie

Ingoreing he's already canceled in that space for other reasons
I agree that no one cares about this movie, but Bob is out of touch. He still thinks Marvel-mania is going strong despite most people being done with superhero movies.
 
Finally, the last shot of the vid
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I'm confused. Is he excited? Is he being nihilistic? I know which one I am :(
He's trying to do a meme. Once upon a time, nobody knew who Groot was. Now after GotG he's a household name.

Bob is saying in 6 months everybody is going to know who these characters are. From nobodies to being on lunchboxes.
 
First off, I completely forgot that this too was even a thing. I can feel the conditioning breaking!

Secondly, I'm glad that he brought up Maleficent. Iirc he had almost the same take about it that he does for Cruella, a cash in on a backstory of a character nobody really cared about or asked for. I may be wrong about his reasons but the point is he wasn't too hot on it, just like this. Now here's what I want to bring up:

The publish date of his review of Maleficent on youtube is June 6th, 2014. The Escapist at one time was doing some "pay to see the review a week early when the movie is actually relevant" so the actual date, based on that asinine paywall and the publish date on The Escapist.com, is May 30th.

2 weeks later on June 13th he publishes an article revising his stance on the movie and stating it was actually empowering. I don't know what they did but they broke the page. Nothing I did could make the article itself appear, even in the archive.
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It's like they were embarrassed by it and decided to stretch the little blurb at the bottom with Bob's info over the entire page. Here's what it should look like.
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This was also the only one of his I could find that had this same hiccup. The article was mirrored on his blogspot but because someone pointed out he did a Nazi take on one of his articles, he's nuked not just that but the entire archive. Funnily enough if you just click and drag on the Escapist article and copy and paste into, oh let's say, a dahxing forum everything's still there.

I May Have Been Wrong About Maleficent

By BOB CHIPMAN June 13, 20140
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I took another look at Disney’s revisionist take on Maleficent.
Warning: The following contains significant spoilers for Maleficent.

So. MALEFICENT. is a pretty big hit. Huge, in fact, especially considering that it’s a really dark, extremely unusual revisionist fairytale and the “ceiling” Hollywood keeps telling me comes affixed to movies made for, about or primarily starring women. Especially women approaching middle age with a bunch of kids. Funny how that works out.
I found, and still find, the film to be a mixed bag; but my review came down mostly on the positive side overall: I still maintain that its a little draggy in the second act and that the central “redemption” arc isn’t quite as functional as it needs to be, but also that it opens and closes strong and Angelina’s star turn picks up the slack. And yet, since my original review was finished and sent off to my editors I’ve been plagued by a nagging sense that maybe I hadn’t given the film its due.
For starters, despite not particularly falling under its spell, I haven’t been able to get it out of my head since first seeing it. That’s not exactly surprising, since part of what stuck out about it from the beginning was how strange it was in execution: A Disney live-action pseudo-remake premised on the idea that the original classic had done violence to the “true” story as presented here? That posited a famous villainess was actually a wronged and righteous heroine? Tinged with broad-strokes references to sexual-assault survival, witch-persecution and matriarchal paganism vs male-centric European feudalism? Where did this come from?
But there are plenty of “bad” movies that can linger in the brain: Consider The Dark Knight Rises, a narrative disaster partially because its jam-packed with sloppy, hamfisted socio-political meandering; or more recently Man of Steel, which abandoned all sense of character and logic for an exhausting slugfest so tonally-inappropriate it triggered a media-wide debate on the proper care and tending of iconic modern myth. The bigger “yeah but” tugging on my ear over Maleficent was that I hadn’t A.) acknowledged sufficiently that I am probably not the film’s target audience, nor B.) made enough effort to consider what said audience might see that I didn’t.
To be clear: To the extent that film criticism is a “discipline” at all, that discipline is being able to report on a work apart from the majority of one’s own biases. Obviously, “pure” objectivity is impossible, but there are pretty clear degrees involved: I myself am fairly incapable of not enjoying a movie about robot dinosaurs just on principle, but when Transformers 4 comes out it’s my job to tell you whether the parts I won’t be watching on an endless Blu-ray loop are any good.
But a critic is human, and no one human can live a life that encompasses the entirety of the human experience. Well, maybe Werner Herzog has. And it’s inevitable that even the very best critic (read: not me) may simply “miss” something that connects on a powerful level with others in the audience. And since the soul of narrative art is its connection with those experiencing it, at the end of the day there will be films whose visceral impact on an audience is worth considering in at least equal weight to its quantifiable beat-by-beat smoothness.
A good example would be Friday lambasted by mainstream critics upon release in 1995 but today remembered as one of the classic comedies of the 90s. It’s easy to see where critics took issue: The structure is episodic, the characters thinly-sketched, Ice Cube is a limited actor and the overall effect more prolonged-sitcom than feature film. But the film connected with a large audience of (mostly) young black Americans by simple virtue of giving them something they seldom saw on screens: Themselves, and the day to day reality of inner-city American life presented with humor and even sentiment. Does that make Friday “good?” Well, I don’t know – but it makes enough people say that its good for the prospect to be worth considering.
In any case, I made it a point to see Maleficent again on its actual opening day, a mid-afternoon show to guarantee an audience of (mostly) moms and kids. I wanted to see it again, but I also wanted to see how it “played” to this sort of crowd – my impression from the original viewing was that the film was making a very specific play for the sensibilities of a contemporary female audience, and regardless of how successful I thought the result was I wanted to see what that audience thought of it.
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Specifically, I wanted to see how they reacted to the end of the first act “inciting incident,” by far the most talked-about and symbolically loaded part of the film: Maleficent (at this point an adult human-sized fairy) is contacted by Stefan, a human with whom she’d shared a quasi-romantic friendship in childhood. They reminisce and snuggle chastely under the stars… but it’s a trap: Stefan has slipped her a drug, and she awakens to discover that her “friend” has sawed off her wings as a trophy to the human’s greedy dying king – an act which will make him (Stefan) the successor to the throne.
Even beyond the description, the entire sequence is layered in lurid, unmistakable symbolic cues: the tiny vial of sedative (for real – he literally spikes her drink), Stefan’s impotent inability to “finish the job” with a dagger, Jolie’s confused/horrified realization and awkward attempts to walk immediately after and so forth. There’s just not much room to “miss” the metaphoric conflation of Maleficent’s betrayal with domestic/sexual-assault – right down to the perpetrator being a “nice guy” friend she thought she could trust.
I was among a number of (mostly) male critics for whom the immediate point of reference was the “wronged woman’s payback” genre of films, typified by exploitative fare like I Spit On Your Grave. It’s easy to see how we got there, even setting aside the obvious added attention being able to putMaleficent baby
I enjoyed the audacity of a lot of this, to be sure, but I also found myself pulled out of the movie – watching the machinery of revision do its thing instead. But the audience? Enthralled, especially at the various left-turns in the (clearly familiar to them) story. Glamorous, notably-single Maleficent is actually better at taking care of the baby than the “perfect homebody grannies?” Constant laughs. Prince Charming pointing out that it would be more than a little inappropriate to kiss Sleeping Beauty without her consent? Cheers. Vivienne Jolie-Pitt as the younger Aurora meeting Maleficent for the first time? Swoons. That’s the one that made me say “I should probably do a serious re-think on this,” because while “OMG CUTE BABY!!! didn’t really “work” for me as a back-from-the-dark-side moment for Maleficent, I was clearly in the minority.
(Also, possibly anecdotal: Not that it’s something I would’ve previously kept track of, I don’t think I’ve ever heard so many younger female voices shouting variations on “Kick his ass!!!” than I did when Maleficent gets jacked back up to full power just in time for a Boss Fight against Stefan – they wanted blood!)
Digging through film analysis of a more specific variety than straightforward review afterwards and the obvious buzzwords on social media seemed to further confirm what I was sensing: My technical opinion on the film and what it was attempting to do thematically was largely unchanged, but I had rather definitively ignored and minimalized what those attempts would mean to audiences who were, well… not me.
To use the most obvious example: I saw what Angelina Jolie herselfmany others saw the start of a powerful feature-length meditation on enduring, surviving and moving on from sexual-assault. I saw Disney straining for a Wicked to call their own and winding up with a gonzo dark-fairytale hodgepodge, but to others it’s the (re?)birth of a different kind of iconic Disney woman.
So, was I wrong? In approach, maybe. I’ve never been one to pretend that “X doesn’t work, but Y makes up for it” isn’t a perfectly valid personal summation of a movie; and I probably should’ve taken more time to consider what Maleficent’s “weird” digressions would mean to an audience that would relate to them more viscerally. My criticisms remain, but my opinion as to whether it’s an “important” or likely to be “enduring” film have substantially changed. It’s healthy, in my opinion, to make considerations like this more often.
I’m not re-watching that new Spider-Man again anytime soon, though.
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BOB CHIPMAN
Bob Chipman is a critic and author.
tl;dr
  • Matriarchal paganism trumps male-centric European feudalism
  • He is not the target audience, ie. women, so he should probably take into account their point of view because good ally
  • Compares it to Friday, a movie panned by critics but loved by the viewers
  • He went to see the movie a second time to just to watch women's reaction to the movie (not hyperbole he says that)
  • People cheered at Prince Charming stating that kissing sleeping beauty was wrong without her consent and women cried "Kick his ass" at the end when Maleficent is fighting the Prince that pseudo raped her.
  • Everyone clapped (he doesn't say that but this all comes off as one of those moments)

He ends by saying that he's not sure if he was right or wrong with his initial assessment. He now thinks the movie is possibly an "important" or "enduring" film and I'd like to point out that he himself put important and enduring in quotes because reasons. I am hoping he has the same kind of walk back with Cruella as he does this. It's possible he doesn't due to Cruella having a much, much stupider catalyst for the plot starting than Maleficent's the prince I've know from childhood drugged me and cut off my wings to ensure he got the throne.

Finally, the last shot of the vid
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I'm confused. Is he excited? Is he being nihilistic? I know which one I am :(

Basically he said he thought the Maleficent movie was kinda meh originally, but later decided there must be something to it because women seemed to like it.

Pussywhipped.
 
I agree that no one cares about this movie, but Bob is out of touch. He still thinks Marvel-mania is going strong despite most people being done with superhero movies.
it will kick into high gear again once they put out an MCU X-men movie. The Marvel universe is 50% Wolverine merch by volume, that's a long established fact.

Right now they're doing LITERAL WHO: The TV Series. Nobody is going to give a crap, you can even tell by their costumes that nobody is trying. They don't look like main heroes, they all look like Extras on Star Trek TNG. Like they're all diplomats from another planet who wear retard pants or else if they didn't wear their retard pants they would just look like normal earth dipomats. the retard pants are there to tell you that they're alien because limited budget constraints demand as such!

People would also care if it was something like a Spiderman TV series because that's probably the only marvel property that had a few TV shows that were above average quality.
 
He's trying to do a meme. Once upon a time, nobody knew who Groot was. Now after GotG he's a household name.

Bob is saying in 6 months everybody is going to know who these characters are. From nobodies to being on lunchboxes.
Counterpoint: Not enough people are going to see it for that to happen. Hell, I used to read comics back in the day and I don't know anything about the Eternals other than they watch and record, and occasionally the Watcher gets in trouble with his boss whenever he pulls a deus ex machina.
 
One of bob's angels admits they make more than Bob through handouts.
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Korsgaard. Now there's a name I didn't expect to appear in this thread. He's a journalist/critic from Virginia who frequents the same alternate history forum as I do. I can't help but feel a little disappointed that he still follows Bob.
Maybe that's a good thing. If worse comes to worst and Eternals ends up becoming the MCU's first flop, it probably would have been better that they remained obscure.
Chloé Zhao separates the sheep from the goats:
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Swing, and a miss! Maybe it's because the teaser was a tedious slog where the main highlight is the characters chatting around the dinner table? Perhaps critics would be singing a different tune if the trailer showed a glimpse of the Celestials and its character in action? The only baby-brains whose minds broke are the defenders of this film, like Bob, who can't conceive of why some people won't mindlessly consoom the film like they do.

Seriously, the people who are attempting to rationalize that the Eternals teaser is good remind me of this scene from the Simpsons.

 
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