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All we want to do is help, Mister Kevin.
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So his hot take is somehow even dumber than I originally thought? That's impressive, Wedge.
Also why I want Wedge to be successful on his quest for a tug-boat; I don't want other people to have to deal with his lunacy. Night stocking sucks but having to navigate clown-rage would make it suck so much worse.
This is actually an incredibly good point. I was opposed to the idea of a tugboat for Wedge before because I thought it was a waste of taxpayer dollars to pay an ugly clown money for nothing. Now I realize we aren't paying Wedge for doing nothing, we're paying him not to interact with other people, which I am absolutely on board with.
 
Jesus those are some fucking ugly men.

I don't think I have seen an example yet of a conventionally attractive man that has fully transitioned. Blaire White, Contrapoints and Philosophy Tube all seem to have kept their bait and tackle. And the fact that the first two aren't hideous is a big part of why they have found success. They can be aspirational figures few will achieve.
 
It’s for this reason I have no sympathy for trannies. Even the ones who claim to be “sane” or “truscum” or whatever.

The strain on insurance budgets that these elective surgeries cost must have something to do with it being unavailable for natal women who actually need breast related surgeries. Or maybe it doesn’t have anything to do with it at all, but the fact that these retarded degenerates scream so much about how they need it to live is still rage inducing.

All the rhetoric they spew about “you don’t understand how hard it is for us to look in the mirror and see a flat chest” is completely undermined by the fact that real women with small boobs and flat chests DO exist. Even chubby women can have a relatively small chest in proportion to the rest of their body’s fat composition. I knew a woman who was big, shaped like a pumpkin, and had an A cup.
Eh, have sympathy for the ones who go pay-your-own way, aren't screaming about how they *~*need*~* it to live, and actually grasp the concept that there are many different body types.

However... Don't use elective here. Elective just means you can schedule it in advance. These are fully optional surgeries, and odds are a lot of the ones without a feminization fetish would be just fine with, say, a mastectomy bra and falsies.

This is a really, really good point. Is it not possible to have "gender dysphoria" if you're a natal woman but grew up with mannish features, a flat chest, and so on? You identify as a female, and you're biologically female, but you don't look very female. It seems like this would be a way more common issue. And what about biological men? Shouldn't every scrawny dude be prescribed testosterone and get pec implants?
Having talked to a few people: It's dysmorphia. If it's been caused by high-grade endocrine fuckery--I've seen a woman like you describe, and for bonus points she also had a man's voice--it might get treated, just on the basis that...well. Just imagine what it'd be like to survive cancer or some other nasty disease as a kid, only to be confused on the regular for a zero-effort troon by everybody...

I agree. The idea that there are "true" transpeople and all the embarrassing, badly behaved ones are "false" transpeople is just the No True Scotsman fallacy. The dainty, beautiful, meek, harmless, perfectly-passing HSTS who's a joy to be around is a fictional character that only exists in internet arguments.
It would be like saying that schizophrenics who have their condition under control are "true" schizophrenics, and homeless schizophrenics who scream at people at bus stops aren't "really schizo" because they make schizos look bad, and that's mean.
Or like saying that bulimics don't have disordered eating, they're vomit-enabled, they're part of "food-consumption diversity" and barfing is a valid method of self-expression, it's those mean awful anorexics that are the problem, they're the disordered ones.
Alcoholics who drink 25-year-old scotch and alcoholics who drink mouthwash are both alcoholics, one isn't "better" or "true" or "totally good to drive you guys, come on".
Wanting to be the opposite sex and having this desire take over your life is, quite frankly, not sane. There's no way to be a "true trans".
Apologies for a long and rambling post, but I think you know what I mean.
For me, it's 100% how much you actually shift your behavior. I'll even count the lolcows, as long as their behavior actually matches up with their claims...including what they claim they've got.

The troons, however, are not doing that, and whatever the fuck's wrong with them, it's something else. From their pattern of behavior? Being trans looks like it is just a claim troons are making--which they may sincerely believe--in order to get asspats, oppression points, and most importantly? To get access to the tiddy skittles and surgeries that will go with their feminization fetish. This is why they're never going to be women. This is why even if the Flying Spaghetti Monster whaps them with a noodly appendance and retcons them into having always been biologically women...they still won't be women. They never were, never will be, and never could be.

At the end of the day? They're all men, all pornsick coomers, and they don't actually want to be women. They want to be this ex-male thing out of their favorite misogynistic feminization porn.

So it's not a No True Scotsman fallacy. It's recognizing that there is something different going on here--like realizing the guy who's acting drunk hasn't had any alcohol for days, or the person telling you that her two kids are schizophrenic is Susan Schofield.
 
Sigh. We've been over this before Wedge...

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I find it hilarious that a self-styled clown prostitute with a broken asshole considers himself an authority on sexual attraction and lesbianism.
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Is there anything more pathetic than two grown-ass men, larping as women, flirting with each other on twitter?
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Don't mind me, just hitting my daily quota for gross tranny tweets. :suffering:
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Kevin is the troon equivalent of Jay Cartwright from the inbetweeners, constantly telling disgusting horny stories of the totally real sex that he's totally really having
Tweets like this make me wonder why it hasn't tried to join the trach.
My theory is that Penny and Bonnie keep Kevin on a tighter leash than he lets on. One lazy useless freeloader is more than enough for them, I feel they shut down any "wedge to the tranch" talk. hopefully some of this shit becomes public and we get some juicy drama out of it
Jesus those are some fucking ugly men.
Successful, happy men don't transition, only depressed failures. So the troons are only getting the worst of the worst of the male population. When conventionally attractive men do "gender non-conforming", they don't look bad. David Bowie in makeup, looks cool. A fat greasy neckbeard in makeup, looks like an eldritch horror
 
Sigh. We've been over this before Wedge...

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I find it hilarious that a self-styled clown prostitute with a broken asshole considers himself an authority on sexual attraction and lesbianism.
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Don't mind me, just hitting my daily quota for gross tranny tweets. :suffering:
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wedges "ffs" is just fucking hair removal?
 
It's almost like people with nerdy hobbies just want to enjoy their nerdshit in peace, without having to worry about some retard going on a ma'ampage. Fucking mindblowing I know.
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Pressing X to doubt on this one. Any idea whom he's referencing here? I don't remember any tweets specifically mentioning visitors, but I do know that they've had a bunch of faggots over for the alpaca shearing. I wouldn't put it past him to just be making the whole thing up tbh.
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Imagine being such a turbo autist that you can't even go to your homo parade without losing your mind and having a sperg fit.
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Giving a whole new meaning to "lol look at this spiderman faggot".
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It's almost like people with nerdy hobbies just want to enjoy their nerdshit in peace, without having to worry about some retard going on a ma'ampage. Fucking mindblowing I know.
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Pressing X to doubt on this one. Any idea who he's referencing here? I don't remember any tweets specifically mentioning visitors, but I do know that they've had a bunch of faggots over for the alpaca shearing. I wouldn't put it past him to just be making the whole thing up tbh.
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Imagine being such a turbo autist that you can't even go to your homo parade without losing your mind and having a sperg fit.
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Giving a whole new meaning to "lol look at this spiderman faggot".
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You are a clown. Your alleged career is vibrant colors, loud noises, and crowds of people, you hack.
 
Given how Kevin keeps talking about how he's getting so much cuter, I thought it would be fun to imagine what Kevin thinks he looks like. Or at least what he pretends to think he looks like.
Anyway with a canvas that bad to start with there wasn't much to work with. I think I at least made him slightly more passable, albeit passable as an aging twink more than anything.

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Catching up with the thread now and I wanted to take a stab at this too. Tbh it's kinda blowing my mind that even using the most extreme settings on the Asian photo sticker booth apps that he's still (1) obviously male (2) grotesque looking
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I thought maybe the glasses and nose ring were part of the problem, but that's not an easy fix, at least not for a slipshod 5 minute job
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He's starting to kinda look like that one girl troon (as in an actual woman) who zoomed in real close and said AM I MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? and went on and off of testosterone, can't think of the name right now, she definitely has a thread on this site. Natalie/Milo Stewart, thread here.

The hairline and hair quality in general is still a huge problem. Hairline can be edited, but I'm not sure how to fix the unbrushed brittle straw hair unless we just PS on new hair entirely.

Also... is Wedge implying that people can't tell the difference between butch lesbians and twinky gay men??? Those two are diametrically opposed. They don't mean "androgynous", they mean "big burly woman" and "slim effeminate man"
 
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