DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DarkSoulsPhil]

quote him saying this during yesterdays pre stream @DarkSoulsPhil

edit: Was before he got his XB1, cant remember the timestamp.

And yet after he got his XB1, he was adamant on at least 2 occasions that he did. Not in his terribly (because he cant act) sarcastic way, but in his pissy self way.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

From the latest Steve of the Dead video, has this little gem passed us by?

Let's talk about DSP's fans again.

AKA "Who the hell doesn't know what a curry is?" or "I filmed all this during the begathon and then edited it during the single day between him doing the beg...

youtu.be

"It would be incredibly irresponsible of me to do a fundraiser for an Xbox Series X when I can't pay my bills....morally it's wrong"

40 minute mark

 

[Lady Adjani]

How long until Dave starts begging for a series 2 elite controller?

“I need those paddles for my stream dood”

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I highly doubt he'll even touch the tutorials. I've played flight sim quite a few times and it requires some understanding of how airplanes work to enjoy it fully

Don't worry, he worked at his dad's helicopter company.

Seriously, I bet if someone asks him, he'll use this as a legit reason for knowing how the game works.

 

[Salubrious]

The entire problem with last night's stream can be boiled down to DSP being so fucking lazy that he can't even set up his brand new XBox "off the clock."

 

[tzgnilki]

list of subscriptions dave has "forgotten to cancel"

• EA Access
• BTTV
• WWE Network
• XBOX Game Pass

last night's stream he admitted he had game pass in 2019 and never cancelled it until recently, are there more i'm not thinking of?

but he knows more about money than you, business degree btw, just pissing money into the wind as usual

 

[NotValKilmer]

The entire problem with last night's stream can be boiled down to DSP being so fucking lazy that he can't even set up his brand new XBox "off the clock."

Lazy and stupid. There were a few moments where he actually had chat tell him what to do. Utterly pathetic he needs supervision from other actual retards to set up a new console.

 

[Wurstbrot]

From the latest Steve of the Dead video, has this little gem passed us by?

Let's talk about DSP's fans again.

AKA "Who the hell doesn't know what a curry is?" or "I filmed all this during the begathon and then edited it during the single day between him doing the beg...

youtu.be

"It would be incredibly irresponsible of me to do a fundraiser for an Xbox Series X when I can't pay my bills....morally it's wrong"

40 minute mark

Wauw, this guy is good. I really need to listen to the rest of his videos

See, Phil? This is good content without any jumpcuts and high productive value. He even invested in a new microphone to improve his content, can you say the same? This is actually intellectually critical content, a brain on two shoulders. No fast food talk or how much better he is than khantent creator Blue Delta Clownmode. But you need some actual life experiences in a social surrounding, interacting with normal people, experiencing reality outside of your sad bubble to accomplish that. Oh well, too bad.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Can we just address one of the weirdest things of the whole night was him running outside and then coming back with this whole elephant peanut story. What in the fuck was that about? Some of the weirdest shit I've heard.

My educated guess is he thought "if I tell some crazy and ridiculous story it will make the following fan donation lie seem more believable against that tall tale"

If thats not it I really do think Phil might be spiraling into mental retardation.

One of the other weird and subtle things is two or three times after he would say something that didn't make sense he would then say into the mic "of course I'm just kidding" and this is a man who typically never feels the need to correct himself or explain anything and last night of all nights he did.

It tells me he was feeling guilty subconsciously.

Thoughts ?

 

[AcidityLiquidity]

Can we just address one of the weirdest things of the whole night was him running outside and then coming back with this whole elephant peanut story. What in the fuck was that about? Some of the weirdest shit I've heard.

My educated guess is he thought "if I tell some crazy and ridiculous story it will make the following fan donation lie seem more believable against that tall tale"

If thats not it I really do think Phil might be spiraling into mental retardation.

One of the other weird and subtle things is two or three times after he would say something that didn't make sense he would then say into the mic "of course I'm just kidding" and this is a man who typically never feels the need to correct himself or explain anything and last night of all nights he did.

It tells me he was feeling guilty subconsciously.

Thoughts ?

It is looking like a big set up yeah there was also the "When I buy a console I want all the cords <pause> or when I am donated one!" slip he had too.

Although it is somewhat up in the air since we still have no solid confirmation(or there may have been somewhere and I'm totes wrong) that furry sped sniped the pig's xbawks or if they were the one who donated it. Can't fully say if I'm in the 'he bought it' or 'donated' camp.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

phil thinks each video has separate viewers. if he has 10 videos and 1k people watch each, that's not 1k viewers. that's 10k viewers.

You don't know how big his silent majority of fans are? Do ya, you nudnik. I wanna see if Dave can become more delusional.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

It is looking like a big set up yeah there was also the "When I buy a console I want all the cords <pause> or when I am donated one!" slip he had too.

Although it is somewhat up in the air since we still have no solid confirmation(or there may have been somewhere and I'm totes wrong) that furry sped sniped the pig's xbawks or if they were the one who donated it. Can't fully say if I'm in the 'he bought it' or 'donated' camp.

It came 48 hours after the marathon and when he was following restock accounts, he 100% bought it himself.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Phil is treating his shitty beard like when men begin to lose their hair but cling onto the bits they have instead of just offing all of it to start a differnet lifestyle. It's like he has an ego, about a fucking beard.

I have to agree and saw a good photo of his goatee on page 8422. I started balding in my late 20's and at 30 knew I just needed to buzz my hair short. Despite not taking care of himself Dave is really into his looks lol. I mean 2 kiwi's could park their Smart Cars on his expanding parking lots.
edit: *park

 

[uberzilla]

I actually think the push-up lie is worse than the Xbox one. It's just so obviously a lie and yet he gets so angry that a guy won't give him $200 for counting to 25 off-screen.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Did he say that word for word?!

Yeh I get it too. Midfirst is really the only thing now that can make that piggy sweat but even that's doubtful

I have a feeling the tax stuff will creep up on him sooner than later too. Every year he cannot pay his taxes. What we on year 4 or 5? Dave is definitely sweating the midfirst stuff as it sounds like they'll at least be able to recoup the lawyer fees.

 

[CCheelai]

So the stream that riled up a couple of people for all of a day happened and he still found a way to humiliate himself with the beard, not actually playing the Xbox, and slipping his tongue much like he has been for weeks now? Lord knows how things are going to be once the "next" consoles drop in about 4 years, those pay pigs are in for quite a ride until then with this spoiled piggy.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

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Oh fuck me...I thought he'd go a bit longer before slipping his words up. The gin must be eating holes in his brain.

So by the rules of YouTube, Phil just doxed NinStar. Got his email and name. Do with this what you will, I know I will be a tattletale.

I may have to award you a ribbon for most petty DSP kiwi. Thank you for your service.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Holy fucking shit the man gives you an xbox and you thank him by insulting him on your stream because he forgot to sign out of his account and you doxxed his shit wow Phil.

He insulted him because Phail insisted on doing the set up in front of a camera for no reason.

 

[gh0stzero]

So by the rules of YouTube, Phil just doxed NinStar. Got his email and name. Do with this what you will, I know I will be a tattletale.

lol YOU of all people tattling for doxxing

I'm in the best timeline

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Based ninstar, doxxing his mom

Wondering if he was screwing with DSP and didn't see how he'd get screwed. Nigel...I choose you.