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He was trying to dig to ChinaBecause he's an idiot who has no understanding of female anatomy?
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He was trying to dig to ChinaBecause he's an idiot who has no understanding of female anatomy?
I'm sure he won't have access to it during his stay and it would be frozen.I wonder if Chris will lose his Tugboat if he is convicted of this crime.
>sheBUILT FOR BBR(BIG BLACK ROCK)
Based on the very few descriptions of VA state prison from that afterprisonshow guy, I anticipate she'll become one of the heavily medicated inmates(who is finally receiving the medication she should've had since he was old enough to win a sega shopping spree).
Respecting the pronouns is far more entertaining to me than mocking those who are avoiding mentioning Chrischan's actions in order to fight misgendering.
Faking it until you (never) make it is key part of being a tranny.Even after all this shit, i still believe he's just faking. It's just while being a tranny hasn't brought him any pussy, it has brought he friends and enablers. No way he's going to give up on that now, is he?
true for the most part, but the sexual harassment / sexual misconduct hes done, spraying the gamestop worker with mace, and hitting that other guy with his car, i would not call minor, but yeah he managed toi weasel out of all of it, hopefully this time they will go full justice on his ass, its time long overdue that he faces real consequences for his behavior and actions.He’ll just get his ass kicked guards, have his privileges restricted and get isolation.
Chris isn’t even the most retarded or insane person in prison.
They aren’t going to handle him kid gloves.
He got off on minor stuff before because it was minor and the people he did it to didn’t want him to face serious consequences.
Wait, did one of Chris's previous arrests lead him to getting to see a movie?Chris is still probably trying to decide which free movie tickets he’ll get out of this massive inconvenience.
“Hmmm yeah dat Rock movie with da boat looks perfect for date night with Barbara Anne..”
You lose your tugboat if you spend more than 30 days in jail consecutivelyI wonder if Chris will lose his Tugboat if he is convicted of this crime.
That raises a crucial question. How can he get hold of one of those prison videogame systems with no money? I assume his bank account is empty because of him stealing that $750 from his mother.I'm sure he won't have access to it during his stay and it would be frozen.
I don't think I can picture a skinny Chris. It's going to be surreal.As I thought chris has no fucking idea how dire this situation is.
Going to be curious to see what he looks like in his next appearance in September. He is going to lose weight 100%
It's almost like shoving a bunch of estrogen into your body can affect your already mentally ill mind. Causing a snowball effect that ends with one deciding that their mother is a boyfriend free girl.Ah he truly is the alpha tard
Imagine worrying about getting your transformer toys home after sitting in court for raping your mother. Did he start sniffing glue or something? his brain seems so be even more absent these days
Wrong, it gets suspended but you can go back to receiving it after your sentence is over. If you're imprisoned for over 12 months, your SSB is terminated and you have to reapply for it.You lose your tugboat if you spend more than 30 days in jail consecutively
from what i have heard from a few different sources, the pets are being taken care of by people, and not at a pound, i hope they did not take them to the pound, but the silver lining is they are far better off with who ever they are with vs being with barb and chris as they both did not treat them all that great nor did they even give decent basic careChris has no one to look over the house for him. And the dog is at the pound. I'm sure they aren't telling him much about Barb's status... but what is on the top of his mind? He worries about his toy hoard.
The mortgage will go into default with no one to pay it, the bills will pile up at the door, and in the not too distant future, the house and its contents will go to the creditors. You can bet that the neighbors won't lift a finger to help them. They probably can't wait for the house to be taken away so they can get some nice new neighbors at 14 BC.
I think if he has CP it's probably just loli, I don't think he's tech savvy enough to figure out how to actually attain anything unless he somehow came across it on the clear web by happenstance
I'm sure he has a bunch of ILJ originals at this point.I'd say it's a pretty high probability he's got some CP at this point. If he's willing to rape his own mother it's not such a huge leap... not anymore at least.
The only solution that I can imagine if he gets rewarded for good behavior or volunteers himself for work in jail (Like in the library....but it's extremely unlikely due to his hubris and his old tweet stating "My Job is a Goddess")That raises a crucial question. How can he get hold of one of those prison videogame systems with no money? I assume his bank account is empty because of him stealing that $750 from his mother.
The only other option is that people visit him in prison. But I can't think of any family members he has left who would want to associate with him at all now, doubly so if Barbara is found to be senile or have dementia. And I doubt they'll let any of his fans or trolls visit him or give him money either.
Do not besmirch the reputation of one of our nation's greatest minds, Cave Johnson."I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE WITH EXPLOSIVE LEMONS!!!"