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mrminecraftish1 is 100% Lyciversoul, they literally weaved tips into each other. Anyone who thinks otherwise anymore better give me some god damn solid evidence showing they are different people.

(super crackpot theory): he is also ThePastryarchy (unless he's already been doxxed), he is so fucking obsessed with Danganronpa I could easily see him making some faggy deal with Dave to support it through it's entire playthrough.

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Almost certainly lyciversoul/lycifersoul. That's dude is among the most pathetic of the losers orbiting Phil. Not because he's a furry or anything. He's just...a loser. In all ways. He's been doxed, so you can find his post and look up his Twitter. Just daily ramblings mashed into the void of the internet.
 
mrminecraftish1 is 100% Lyciversoul, they literally weaved tips into each other. Anyone who thinks otherwise anymore better give me some god damn solid evidence showing they are different people.

(super crackpot theory): he is also ThePastryarchy (unless he's already been doxxed), he is so fucking obsessed with Danganronpa I could easily see him making some faggy deal with Dave to support it through it's entire playthrough.

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Who else but ThePastryarchy would use the alias "Miu"?
 
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During the Mass Effect begathon OIC dropped a bunch of money as Miu Iruma and admitted it in the chat (check the thread for screencaps).
Yeah, it's funny that you mention it because I have it just like you said on my spreadsheet, there's only ONE other person I have using that name. Awhile back I was going to suggest a super mega crackpot theory about maybe OIC is mrminecraftish/Lyciversoul but Miu became kind of a meme anyway so just chalked that one up as a coincidence.

Note that mrminecraftish did more tips than this under the "Miu" moniker but early on I wasn't recording the alias name so they just show up as [anonymous].

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This pathetic cuck seriously needs to fucking kill himself already.

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Yeah, it's funny that you mention it because I have it just like you said on my spreadsheet, there's only ONE other person I have using that name. Awhile back I was going to suggest a super mega crackpot theory about maybe OIC is mrminecraftish/Lyciversoul but Miu became kind of a meme anyway so just chalked that one up as a coincidence.

Note that mrminecraftish did more tips than this under the "Miu" moniker but early on I wasn't recording the alias name so they just show up as [anonymous].

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This pathetic cuck seriously needs to fucking kill himself already.

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[REDACTED] is such a strange individual. You can't fault people for saying any tipper is [REDACTED] because he has so many aliases.
 
To be fair what pisses me right the fuck off is his "Half my face was burned" story.
Imagine how stupid you have to be to believe that, or how stupid Phil is to even make such a claim. We saw pictures of his face and there were no signs of any burn scars or burn related injuries. The fat git really needs to have something bad happen to him so he can stop making these exceptional stories up.
King of Suffering mate I swear.
What a bizarre story. The guy behind him speeds up, so instead of speeding up a bit himself, he panics and swerved into the side of the road?!?

I also noticed that in one telling the Airbag “that saved his life” left burns and cuts he still has, while in another it didnt?!!
And this is why I’m glad I never had an alcohol problem. For over seven years I was prescribed VERY high doses of different powerful opioids due to an injury on top of a severe form of Rheumatoid Arthritis. Eventually got off them, but became very dependent on them, and ran out early a handful of times (sometimes over a week early), and I shit you not… it is hell on earth. It’s difficult to even describe how you feel mentally and physically. That withdrawal scene from Trainspotting is not far off. Never again.

We’d know it if Phil was ever withdrawing.
Yup. Ironically while heroin withdrawal might make you WANT to die, it clears up in a few days and is relatively safe.

Alcohol (and benzo!) withdrawal otoh can definetely kill you, and should be left to medical professionals. (Who usually put you on benzos and slowly wean you off, depending on the severity.)

Alcohol also does a real number on your body: Fucks your liver, pancreas etc.

Heroin and other opiates does little in terms of long term damage to the body, and are only dangerous in regard to respiratory depression if you OD or mix with other depressants.

Cocaine likewise can be safely quit cold turkey and tends to do little long term damage. (Unless you mix it with alcohol, which can lead to pretty nasty heart toxicity.)

If you absolutely must, either do coke or drink. But just don’t do them together.
 
Maybe the common sense factor is that the game has all the quirks and all you have to do is just, play it.

Mother fucker:
-Prestream talking
-breaks
-shout outs
-completely dicking around
Most important:
-not shutting the fuck up

His commentary is absolute shit too and offers nothing unless you're the one exceptionally blind person that "watches".

*shoots a thing*
"I shot the thing"

Wow fucking riveting commentary dude. Please talk over the cutscene more, get up in the middle of one to put on a stupid vest, and do your stupid fake laugh with no context.

Yeah dude, it's totally the games fault that no one watches you play it.
Its another one of those little things I love about Phil where he gets half right. Like talking during streaming is hard. Especially, if you're not a mongoloid who knows how to keep his thoughts in his head.

Its that "reactionary style" streaming he goes on about that is piss easy. Like I was thinking about it while streaming a really boring ass game today. Because I was like "Ah bullshit, the game did a hard thing." But you know what. And this is free of charge Phil. I followed it up by explaining how to get out of it. Like even as my chat was like giving me advice I was like, you guys are close. But then I actually demonstrated an understanding of the game. And I still felt like I was being pretty boring.

In short Phil does exactly as he streams. He recognizes a problem. Identifies the problem. And then doesn't remotely care to follow up on even coming up with ideas. Whether its being shit at a game or shit at his job.
 
Phil gave the full accident story on August 22, 2019 during playing Judgment.

He had just got on the highway and changed to the left lane while going "35 to 40mph", the speed limit was 55.
Phil also has never worn his glasses while driving and has always been legally required to wear them while driving.

Basically Phil cut someone off, was driving at or below the highway minimum speed in the passing lane, is blind as a fucking dingbat, freaked out and "swerved back and forth across both lanes 3 or 4 times."

Oh, and somehow none of this is his fault. Nothing he could do. "The guy must've been going 100mph!!!" The guy certainly couldn't have been driving 55mph when blind-ass granny Phil suddenly cut him off doing 35mph, nope the dude was totally going "100mph" according to Phil "World's Most Humble & Reliable Narrator" Butnell.
The sad part isn’t so much that he just had to try and make it seem more dramatic in retelling.

The real pathetic part is how a minor car wreck traumatized him to the point where he needs a soulmaidchaufeur two decades later.

I’ve been in a car crash. Im sure plenty of folks in here have, in form or another. But unless it turned you into a fucking cripple, you continue with your life and don’t turn into a carphobic hermit.
 
I don't think it's if Catherine is cheating on him, I think Phil is only hoping she'll keep coming back.

Phil has no way of stopping Catherine from doing anything. When she has the car, he's stuck in that condo. He's helpless. And financially, Catherine is near the point where she can easily take a good portion of his income whenever she wants. She has all the power in this relationship now.

That's right....this is the same idiot who married a woman he honestly doesn't know and didn't bother to sign a prenup. I know I'll get a good laugh when Kat gets him for half or all of it then Phil attempting to stream from some shitty motel somewhere in Seattle....
 
So I am noticing Phil is keeping track of the cars passing by his house a lot lately. The 'tractor videos are calling it paranoia, but I am thinking Phil is suspecting Kat of cheating on him.
I don't believe his grasp on reality is any more tenuous than usual, but I do see him leaving his seat for non-toilet related reasons. He even discussed on stream how his 'wife should be home by now, but it could be traffic.'

I'm not about to speculate on if Kat is indeed cheating on him or not, but Phil's behavior is absolutely indicative of someone with that suspicion.

He's done this since Frank Hassle mentioned DSP as his next victim.
 
That's right....this is the same idiot who married a woman he honestly doesn't know and didn't bother to sign a prenup. I know I'll get a good laugh when Kat gets him for half or all of it then Phil attempting to stream from some shitty motel somewhere in Seattle....

BIG NEWS EVERYONE!!!

Not going to name sources or anything, BUT I GOT A LEGIT SCRIPT FOR THE NEXT SEASON!!! (It’s either a finale for this season or from the first episode of next season!!)


INT. THE GOUT MANOR, DAY

PHIL is rocking autistically back and forth on his couch. In front of him we see KAT, surrounded by a man in a suit (LAWYER, white male. Mid 40ies) and a big, black man. (JIM, black man. Early 30ies.)

LAWYER, sliding a document across the table: “Here is the divorce agreement my client and I have worked out. I understand you have chosen not to have a lawyer represent you?”

PHIL’s rocking INTENSIFIES as he’s reading the paper. His hands starts trembling ever so slightly.

JIM: Obviously bored and looking around the room: “Shiiat, what’s all this kids shit yo got here? Isn dis supposed to be an office or sumthin’?”

PHIL: “Kha... Khat this IS BULLSHIT!”

KAT: “Phil! You sign this right now, or I swear to god once we go to court you’ll be screwed so badly, you’ll be begging for pennies on streetcorners or sucking dick for Big Macs like my sister!

I’m not a fucking idiot, don’t you think I haven’t already printed copies of your PayPal balances? I know how much you make, and there’s even some fruit farm site out there where they keep detailed statistics of your earnings!”


PHIL whimpers and moans like he does when faced with the prospect of losing money, and signs the divorce agreement that gives KAT half of the (soon to be sold) Wahkando and a sizable alimony.

LAWYER: “That was a smart decision Mr, Burnell. You saved us all a court case and yourself a lot of trouble.”

JIM: “Shiiiat nigga, you win sum you lose sum! Y’all be fine streamin yo kids shit doncha worry! An don’t worry about Kat, imma be taking gooood care of her! Three times a day, gnomesayn?”

KAT, LAWYER and JIM exit the room. Slow zoom in on PHIL who keeps rocking, at this point to the point of almost toppling over.

PHIL: (Whimpering) “Sh... She even took Jasper!”
 
Quarterpounder made a tweet.


Checked the replies to Quarterpounder's tweet and I didn't see anyone say anything pahsitive about Phil, maybe I'm just blind, you can check for yourselves

DSP is acting as if everyone was talking about him, but it's just the "alotta peepul" paradox, where he uses his own opinion to agree with himself

replies were either oblivious to DSP by flat out not mentioning him at all, or ranking him in their tier list

initially I thought, "maybe dave has blocked so many people, only ass kissers are left!", but it was actually quite difficult to find anyone even talking about DSP, let alone saying more than where he ranks on the lolcow tier list

this tweet, yes one tweet, is the only comment I could see that would be remotely considered positive, and even still, the guy insults DSP lol

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