Remember, Lucas is talking about what food he'd make his wife which means she would have already provided him an apartment/house to live in and she would also have filled the pantry and fridge for him to "cook" and gorge on while she's at work.and I like how he follows this up with talking about how if you were his wife he'd make you whatever food you want. His whole life revolves around two obsessions: underage girls and food. I'd like to know where he would get the money to make said food, I mean the flophouse is currently taking almost all of his money. Shows how much he actually thinks about what he is saying
....That said, that first video is just begging for an edited version to show him taking a bite out of a big cock. He'd be livid at seeing that
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I'd forgotten, if he gets a wife he plans to move in with King Roy.
Yes, he has a history of scamming people out of money.I would imagine there are community gardens he could have yoinked it from.
Do we have a theft history with Werner the wiener? I doubt he'd waste his small amount of money on anything that isn't pure junk
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