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how trolls have religiously moved on to other forms/avenues of harassment whenever he shuts one down
What does phil think? Trolls who want to fuck with him will just stare at his twitter and if he disables replies they just start punching the air? No, trolls will find a new way to fuck with him. And when Phil shuts down that avenue, thereby making himself more of a hermit and worsening the experience for his fans, trolls will find the next best way to fuck with him to continue the cycle.
 
Ironic considering you can define Phil's entire career on the Internet as the wrong man in the right place at the right time. Any modicum of success that Phil has had whether it be financial or popularity was strictly by accident and supernatural luck.
Exactly!

Phil was of course doubly cursed.

By being too dumb and lazy to really TAKE advantage or maximize on the money Youtube and Twitch basically threw at him.

And being dumb and lazy enough to basically waste all his money instead of putting at least some in a retirement/“when Youtube profits die” fund.

Was watching Blooper World Order's newest video (great content, highly recommend them), and I came to this classic clip:
And it struck me just how much DSP begs for now:
"Please superchat, please get a membership, please tip me because that helps right away, please like and retweet my tweets, please talk to me in chat, please show up to my streams because they've been slow lately, please don't listen to the nonsense"

I know he's full of shit when he says he never begged in the old days (just like you never begged on Twitch, right DSP?) but it does feel like he begs more now. Probably just because he's getting desperate.
Lololol! We’ve always known that Phil is a major league hypocrite.

It’s still nice to see just HOW MUCH he had to dump his pride and start begging over the years though.
 
They might say: ‘Oh! Is that DSP guy still around?! I’ll have to check him out!’”
When Phil says this, do you think he is talking about those guys who liked phil for his racist commentary, and would be disgusted with his dead air and goat laugh now? I don't get how Phil thinks his current content would be appealing for anyone who liked him in the past.
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I might be late on noticing this but what the fuck is this wannabe made-up inspirational quote he put in his twitter header. Looks like some shit helicopter moms would share on facebook
This is truly embarrassing. When people put inspirational quotes from other people, that's because they themselves look up to that person and want to internalize the intelligence that is divulged through the contents of the quote. But Phil didn't put this up for himself, he put it for his paypiggies because of how egotistical and self-centered Phil is. Combined with how this is just a screenshot of the vanilla ios notes app on his phone, this is tonedeaf and lazy, just like the rest of his content.
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Been trying to set this up for an hour but no success.
idk what service that is but it is definitely a rip off, you should make your own script using a virtual machine in the cloud.
 
This right here will always amuse me.
Hahaha oh man
First minute:
"I'm not the kind of person that's gonna sit here and say 'please buy this shirt, please subscribe, please do this, please sub, please thumbs up the video, please see my other channels, please...' when do you ever hear me talking like that in a video?"
"Please superchat, please get a membership, please tip me because that helps right away, please like and retweet my tweets, please talk to me in chat, please show up to my streams because they've been slow lately, please don't listen to the nonsense"
Is this what Phil means when he says he's changed over the years?
 
What does phil think? Trolls who want to fuck with him will just stare at his twitter and if he disables replies they just start punching the air? No, trolls will find a new way to fuck with him. And when Phil shuts down that avenue, thereby making himself more of a hermit and worsening the experience for his fans, trolls will find the next best way to fuck with him to continue the cycle.
Phil is dumb and doesn’t understand neither trolls nor how the world works.

The man didn’t like troll comments on his videos (Hello engagement algorithm!) so he shut them down and helped sink his Youtube channel.

He mostly quit playing multiplayer games because God forbid someone says “it’s the guy!” Hurting his audience and kahntent.

Every time he tried to tighten up security in his mental and online Fort Gout, trolls found another avenue. Especially videos.

And look at the results: Search for DarksydePhil and you get a page full of “harassment videos” and “slander”. His own videos are usually hidden by pages of troll content.

And all because the thought of someone laughing at him in a comment leaves him sleepless at night!

Nice job Phil! Trolls couldn’t have done it without you!
 
85 followers now, which I'm too lazy to check but is probably more than Phil's total retweets since the start of his latest crusade.

His tweet now has 70 likes, how many likes does Phil's epic clapback have? Surely the powerful warriors from the 1st Silent Majority Division of the Hate Army have showered him with thousands of likes for that epic clapback right?
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Zero.
Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to beg to you again
 
His tweet now has 70 likes, how many likes does Phil's epic clapback have? Surely the powerful warriors from the 1st Silent Majority Division of the Hate Army have showered him with thousands of likes for that epic clapback right?
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Zero.
Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to beg to you again
This event just keeps getting better. The tweet is toxic, is a red herring and despite at the time having 2500000% more followers, got infinitely less support. He must be punching the air over it.

How much gin would it take to forget an embarrassment that immense?
 
When Phil says this, do you think he is talking about those guys who liked phil for his racist commentary, and would be disgusted with his dead air and goat laugh now? I don't get how Phil thinks his current content would be appealing for anyone who liked him in the past.

Racist or not. (and lets be hahnest, while it’s fun to compare the Space Nazi video next to current near SJW-Phil, his “racism” never went above the “edgy teen ca 2010” levels.)

But I’m pretty sure his old fans would be disgusted alright.

Phil could be fun to watch back then because he did stupid shit, played poorly but was clearly enjoying himself.

There’s no comparison with 2021 Phil who plays boring ass walking simulators, limits his commentary to an occasional “Tuh-heh-heh” or “That’s good!” And spends more time yelling at his chat than doing gameplay commentary.
 
Regarding the whole twitter thing with phil.

I think he realized that he doesn't have as many loyal followers as he think he has. He has a reached a point where his loyal fans are easily less than 20 and all other are detractors or passerby. This sudden experiment of him, proves to me that he wants new whales/attention in the social sphere which doesnt help that he decided to shut down replies. If he wanted to interact with people, theres nothing stopping him from making a discord and have members join in(Obviously theres always the troll element) but he will be able to socialize like he wants. Of course that would be if he cared about his fans, he only wants attention/validation from strangers on the internet. This whole thing will amount to nothing and he will be forced to realize that he aint as famous or as followed as he think he is and hopefully it will culminate in a pitiful display from him on stream.

Which begs the question: Why now?

my personal take is that hes realizing that the whale well is drying(being carried by 2-3 people) and he wants that to change to prove that he actually has a community behind him and not a tiny group.
 
This event just keeps getting better. The tweet is toxic, is a red herring and despite at the time having 2500000% more followers, got infinitely less support. He must be punching the air over it.

How much gin would it take to forget an embarrassment that immense?
I eagerly await the narrative of behind-the-scenes likes and retweets.
 
His tweet now has 70 likes, how many likes does Phil's epic clapback have? Surely the powerful warriors from the 1st Silent Majority Division of the Hate Army have showered him with thousands of likes for that epic clapback right?
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Zero.
Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to beg to you again
Imagine mocking anyone's internet presence/persona when you're darksydephil. Thats really the only comeback anyone needs when it comes to dsp. If dsp ever tries to mock anyone or give out his opinions on any topic, the only response needed is "dude, you're darksydephil". That says it all and is about the best insult/comeback you can make.
 
What does phil think? Trolls who want to fuck with him will just stare at his twitter and if he disables replies they just start punching the air? No, trolls will find a new way to fuck with him. And when Phil shuts down that avenue, thereby making himself more of a hermit and worsening the experience for his fans, trolls will find the next best way to fuck with him to continue the cycle.
It's 2021 and Phil still royally fucks up the notion of "don't feed the trolls", though I wonder if it's due to his being a little pissybaby bitch who can't take banter and always lashes out, or if it's because he's aware that feeding the trolls fills his pockets through the phenomena of the "us vs them" cult mentality, and mongoloids-in-denial that troll tip.

So rather than just simply not feeding the trolls and exercising restraint like any normal person could, he'd rather lock himself away into his echo chamber hugbox as much as possible because of hurt fee-fees. The saga of DSP ends with his streams being nothing more than a talking slideshow composed of art and music made by his faggot fans with "PLEASE TIP" scrolling across the screen in an ever-constant marquee. No more "interaction", no more gameplay; can't let those dang dirty trolls or corrupt incompetent game developers get in the way of the only thing that matters to him: farming tardbucks to fuel his gacha and fast food addictions.
 
God damn, the site is finally fucking fixed after a week of the browsing speed being as slow as the scrolling speed of one of DSP’s slow streams. Thanks trannies, love you too.

This latest Twitter debacle is just peak delusion. Phil is desperate to be liked; to be listened to; to be respected. In his gouty little mind, he commands gravitas: he’s a 13-year content creator veteran whose opinion matters and adds value to an oversaturated ecosystem of live streaming. Without Phil’s online presence, there would be a huge gap missing after all. The internet would potentially collapse without him.

But these dang dastardly trolls have fucked everything up. The totally real, numbering in the thousands, silent majority fans are terrified you see. The harassment from nameless, shapeless, figureless mentally ill idiots has been so vicious and severe, they’re terrified to publicly support Phil. To support a guy who only wants to play games and have fun. Not a guy who has a documented online presence of toxicity, bad behavior, belittling, insulting, chastising, criticizing, ridiculing, humiliating, harassing, banning, excluding, controlling, lying to thousands of people over the years.

No, Phil’s current situation has absolutely nothing to do with anything that he’s done over the years. He’s always been a victim. People have always been jealous of his success and his ability to be a pioneer of content creation. His talents created an entire medium after all and he did invent the word “playthrough” as this particular word didn’t exist before he ushered it on the internet.

So, enough is enough. He has to take back the narrative. A narrative that’s been stolen from him by bad actors and anonymous criminals who will stop at nothing to damage his life. Phil was white hot popular before and he can be white hot popular again. If only the fucking trolls and big tech giants like Twitch weren’t here to constantly ruin his life.

The constant underdog. The ultimate fighting spirit for the little guy. The bulldog against bullshit. The honest guy. The dude who keeps all his talk real. The man who will tell you like it is and never embellish the truth. The guy you can trust with everything he tells you.

What better way to show everyone the real support Phil gets but by whipping up the silent majority fans or the 30,000+ real individuals who read his tweets on a daily basis.

It’s time to stop the bullshit and prove to everyone that Phil’s career is not dead snd hasn’t been dead for years. That he could be just as popular as a Maximillian Dood or a Justin Wong.

The time is nigh fellow trolls.

The time where Phil’s complete and total resurgence as the most popular gaming YTer on the internet is finally coming back.

(FYI, I tried to imagine what this drooling fat idiot probably believes his head and, no joke, I genuinely think he believes this garbage).
 
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This latest Twitter debacle is just peak delusion. Phil is desperate to be liked; to be listened to; to be respected. In his gouty little mind, he commands gravitas: he’s a 13-year content creator veteran whose opinion matters and adds value to an oversaturated ecosystem of live streaming. Without Phil’s online presence, there would be a huge gap missing after all. The internet would potentially collapse without him.

But these dang dastardly trolls have fucked everything up. The totally real, numbering in the thousands, silent majority fans are terrified you see. The harassment from nameless, shapeless, figureless mentally ill idiots has been so vicious and severe, they’re terrified to publicly support Phil. To support a guy who only wants to play games and have fun. Not a guy who has a documented online presence of toxicity, bad behavior, belittling, insulting, chastising, criticizing, ridiculing, humiliating, harassing, banning, excluding, controlling, lying to thousands of people over the years.

No, Phil’s current situation has absolutely nothing to do with anything that he’s done over the years. He’s always been a victim. People have always been jealous of his success and his ability to be a pioneer of content creation. His talents created an entire medium after all and he did invent the word “playthrough” as this particular word didn’t exist before he ushered it on the internet.

So, enough is enough. He has to take back the narrative. A narrative that’s been stolen from him by bad actors and anonymous criminals who will stop at nothing to damage his life. Phil was white hot popular before and he can be white hot popular again. If only the fucking trolls and big tech giants like Twitch weren’t here to constantly ruin his life.

The constant underdog. The ultimate fighting spirit for the little guy. The bulldog against bullshit. The honest guy. The dude who keeps all his talk real. The man who will tell you like it is and never embellish the truth. The guy you can trust with everything he tells you.

What better way to show everyone the real support Phil gets but by whipping up the silent majority fans or the 30,000+ real individuals who read his tweets on a daily basis.

It’s time to stop the bullshit and prove to everyone that Phil’s career is not dead snd hasn’t been dead for years. That he could be just as popular as a Maximillian Dood or a Justin Wong.

The time is nigh fellow trolls.

The time where Phil’s complete and total resurgence as the most popular gaming YTer on the internet is finally coming back.

(FYI, I tried to imagine what this drooling fat idiot probably believes his head and, no joke, I genuinely think he believes this garbage).
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Imagine mocking anyone's internet presence/persona when you're darksydephil. Thats really the only comeback anyone needs when it comes to dsp. If dsp ever tries to mock anyone or give out his opinions on any topic, the only response needed is "dude, you're darksydephil". That says it all and is about the best insult/comeback you can make.
I agree with you on that, but I also disagree with that because the GIF of DSP jerking it exists.
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