FIGGIN 14 Oct 19 - Phil bought a set of "body armor" - Declares Portland a Warzone

[obliviousbeard]

Well, at least he's the most safety-conscious tard who ever tarded.

 

[Monika H.]

Oh I don't know. He ventured out hours before a march sometime earlier this year and was photographed bravely guarding a sign for a sandwich shop. He was wearing full antifa cosplay too - tacticool ammo vest, scarf over his face complete with drool stains from where he claimed to have slept in it, and his little tinpot helmet. The photo made it onto a local journalists' website and Phil thought he'd made it as a big, respected guardian of the people. And not the sandwich shop sign, definitely not (there were no people around).

Here's the photos in question.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Here's the photos the in question.
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Vanguard of the Potato’s Liberation Army.
Looks like a special needs Mad Max character.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Vanguard of the Potato’s Liberation Army.
Looks like a special needs Mad Max character.

I was thinking more of a military themed version of Randy from Dead Rising 2.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Here's the photos in question.
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Glad to see the Waffen Schfulestaffel öbergrüppenführer out and about.

 

[JY's Tampon]

My eyes are immediately go to the unscuffed chorfam boots. Then to the helmet that is waaaay too small even with the hood and balaclava underneath it. You are truly exceptional Phil. What a treat for the people of Portland.

 

[James Howlett]

My eyes are immediately go to the unscuffed chorfam boots. Then to the helmet that is waaaay too small even with the hood and balaclava underneath it. You are truly exceptional Phil. What a treat for the people of Portland.

For me it was always the mouth crust. It makes it one of the grossest Phil pics, and that's saying something. Probably my second favorite for giggles, right after the one he posted more recently of him in full tard gear and his pants around his knees while channeling buffalo bill.

 

[JY's Tampon]

For me it was always the mouth crust. It makes it one of the grossest Phil pics, and that's saying something. Probably my second favorite for giggles, right after the one he posted more recently of him in full tard gear and his pants around his knees while channeling buffalo bill.

I just noticed the crust. Probably why he moved to the ski mask and bandana. That one lazy eye too.

 

[Monika H.]

My eyes are immediately go to the unscuffed chorfam boots. Then to the helmet that is waaaay too small even with the hood and balaclava underneath it. You are truly exceptional Phil. What a treat for the people of Portland.

In some units of the old Soviet Army/Russian Army, the unscuffed/untied boots are worn by specialists or people with some unique role in the unit, but I doubt Phil is well read enough to know about it.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Derp eyes still visible, check; in fact, they are accentuated since they are his only visible facial feature. Still visibly severely obese, check (and again, all that gear makes him larger). Still smelly, unbathed, and with unwiped ass, check. Actually, make that last a double check since all that gear will make Phil sweatier and thus smellier than ever. Yep, sure enough, Phil not only fails again to look unretarded, but has made himself look even worse than ever. That's our potato!

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Here's the photos in question.
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God, I forgot about these. The strap on that helmet really highlights just how much neck he has. He has enough neck to make a second head. He's about as menacing as a dead fly.

My eyes are immediately go to the unscuffed chorfam boots.

These boots are made for LARPin'
And that's just what they'll do
And one of these days these boots are gonna LARP all over you

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He looks like a kid waiting for his mom to pick him up after playing airsoft with his friends

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

Antifascist Neck of Fat, +75% defense from slashing attacks

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil is going through the longest 中二病 phase ever.

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

I hope it fits him right.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Phil is going through the longest 中二病 phase ever.

He has to contend with Nasu for that one.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Or protect his face.

if only something could protect us from his face

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Here's the photos in question.

Darth Tater?

 

[The Reaper]

Anti-Fascist looks to be Anti-Fashion as well. I've never understood how anyone, regardless of political ideology, could turn protesting and these street fights into a fashion show. "I've got to look cool with all my gear," says the man with no intention making use of it.

Makes me sad that the punk rock lifestyle I found fascinating when I was young has turned into this.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Here's the photos in question.
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The ski mask looks like it's about to burst open from his double chin.