4/17- Chris is Blackmailed and/or Hacked on Twitter

[Null]

I honestly hope Chris gets hit by a car at this point so I have a reason to write a tearful eulogy and close this fucking board.

If we were to find out someone is blackmailing Chris I will aggressively contact state and federal law enforcement to see to it that someone goes to prison for it. Stop taking my favorite tard who just wants to sit at home and play with legos and turning him into a fucking marionette for your bullshit power fantasies.

And it's like, what do you even do with this? Do you ban discussion about it? That doesn't help. Can't blot them out like we did with Kengle for years. Do we just post threads about what's going on and then lock the threads? There's no cure. Chris is now mainstream and shit is so fucking bad I have no clue of what to do.

He does need a gatekeeper at this point. I think once Barb is dead I'm going to have to get some people together to help him deal with the estate and then put him on some sort of plan so he can just keep drawing peacefully while contact is screened to keep him from falling into traps like these and under the influence of very sick people.

 

[Mason Verger]

Yeah.
Though, it's kinda tough when Chris can be blackmailed through the repercussions of cartoon characters in a fictional city..

"911, what's your emergency?"
"Ok. So. There's this post operative tranny hegehog named rosechu that lives in the fictional city of CWCville.."

 

[timtommy]

I honestly hope Chris gets hit by a car at this point so I have a reason to write a tearful eulogy and close this fucking board.

If we were to find out someone is blackmailing Chris I will aggressively contact state and federal law enforcement to see to it that someone goes to prison for it. Stop taking my favorite tard who just wants to sit at home and play with legos and turning him into a fucking marionette for your bullshit power fantasies.

And it's like, what do you even do with this? Do you ban discussion about it? That doesn't help. Can't blot them out like we did with Kengle for years. Do we just post threads about what's going on and then lock the threads? There's no cure. Chris is now mainstream and shit is so fucking bad I have no clue of what to do.

He does need a gatekeeper at this point. I think once Barb is dead I'm going to have to get some people together to help him deal with the estate and then put him on some sort of plan so he can just keep drawing peacefully while contact is screened to keep him from falling into traps like these and under the influence of very sick people.

Here is the issue, as I see it.

Chris doesn't want to withdraw from the world, entirely. Over the years finding a sweetheart, sharing Sonichu with the world, and hanging out with people who share his interests have been fairly large priorities for him. The degree of interest in each of them varies from time to time, but they are real driving principles.

So Chris doesn't want to avoid contact entirely. He has learned he should be suspicious of people who want to be friends with him. The level of reluctance and suspicion varies over time a little, but it is always there.

There are two filters Chris puts up. One is to prefer interacting with people in the real world using some pre-established mechanism. That is a pretty smart troll filter. If he wanders in to a hobby shop or an LGBT event, he can be more comfortable that the people there aren't there just to troll him.

The other filter is general suspicion of people who seek him out. Unfortunately, he is too naive to do much but throw up a blanket of suspicion, and this functions exactly the opposite way he wants. It filters in trolls because the more persistent and manipulative you are the more likely you are to get in.

 

[Null]

No, you're wrong. He used to ignore shitheads fine but then money got involved and now he is invested in looking over every possible message.

 

[MrTroll]

I honestly hope Chris gets hit by a car at this point so I have a reason to write a tearful eulogy and close this fucking board.

If we were to find out someone is blackmailing Chris I will aggressively contact state and federal law enforcement to see to it that someone goes to prison for it. Stop taking my favorite tard who just wants to sit at home and play with legos and turning him into a fucking marionette for your bullshit power fantasies.

And it's like, what do you even do with this? Do you ban discussion about it? That doesn't help. Can't blot them out like we did with Kengle for years. Do we just post threads about what's going on and then lock the threads? There's no cure. Chris is now mainstream and shit is so fucking bad I have no clue of what to do.

He does need a gatekeeper at this point. I think once Barb is dead I'm going to have to get some people together to help him deal with the estate and then put him on some sort of plan so he can just keep drawing peacefully while contact is screened to keep him from falling into traps like these and under the influence of very sick people.

You should adopt Chris imo. He has to call you daddy and give you a cut of his tugboat and in exchange you can protect him from the menace of people getting him to say stupid stuff on twitter and keep him from daisy-chaining power strips together.

 

[meepmapmop]

It's kind of like a tv show that's been on for too many seasons, and the writers have run out of ideas but have to keep making more episodes.

I agree, but you've been watching the show from the beginning so you feel obligated to watch until the bitter end (or at least in my case when Chris becomes homeless)

 

[zap2theextreme]

It's just the fact that he's the most mainstream lolcow and there's an established past of trolls fucking with him. So everyone is always trying to be the next Clyde Cash and there's an entire wiki for them to copy from.

 

[lameandgay]

i think cole should be appointed his power of attorney when barb dies. he seems to have been counting the days until she kicks the bucket for a long time. chris obviously wouldn't take too kindly to people coming into his space and fucking up his shit but having somebody with the capacity to control his finances and deal with his legal issues and debt, who doesn't give a shit about barb or how chris chooses to live his life would be all that's needed to keep him comfortable.

 

[Done]

It's just the fact that he's the most mainstream lolcow and there's an established past of trolls fucking with him. So everyone is always trying to be the next Clyde Cash and there's an entire wiki for them to copy from.

I don't think it's just that. It's that Chris has proven that:

1. He is very gullible if you have the right angle and enough persistence to get past his initial defenses, you would be very surprised at how powerful and alluring the thought of trolling or even mildly pranking Chris or others like him can be, even his would-be online friends can't resist poking him here and there.
   
2. He has some form of crossover with almost every lolcow or strange community out there (Just off the top of my head: Loveshys, Bronies, crazy LGBT people, Sonic Fans, vidya addicts..etc). In marketing terms, he has mass appeal to many lolcow watcher segments.

#2 means that his A-Logs are fucking infinite, because A-Logs almost always see some part of themselves in the cow they hate (usually a part they hate), and #1 means that said A-Logs would be emboldened to try anything with no perceived risk on themselves, kinda like shooting fish in a barrel.

We can go on and compare some other cows to him (Len Shaner for example has #1, but not #2), but that would take too long and veer off-topic, so I'll stop sperging here.

 

[Mr. 0]

I don't think anything short of Chris changing his phone number, emails, and going dark for a couple of years (and not fucking begging for money on the internet) would stop the ween power trips. He doesn't need a gatekeeper, he needs a tard-wrangler who will get on his ass.

Or the final arrest that sends him to jail forever, whichever is more realistic.

I honestly hope Chris gets hit by a car at this point so I have a reason to write a tearful eulogy and close this fucking board.

He'll survive somehow (minor injury, he gets lucky, the car slides off his body grease and kills the other driver, etc) and the begging will intensify

 

[Mason Verger]

Cole won't want any part of this after Barb dies. I'm sure he'd like some inheritance, but that likely won't amount to much if anything except more unpaid debt, that's if barb hasn't written him out of the will already.
I would've said the church would look after his best interests, but it sounds like Chris burned that bridge too..

 

[QWaffen]

I honestly hope Chris gets hit by a car at this point so I have a reason to write a tearful eulogy and close this fucking board.

If we were to find out someone is blackmailing Chris I will aggressively contact state and federal law enforcement to see to it that someone goes to prison for it. Stop taking my favorite tard who just wants to sit at home and play with legos and turning him into a fucking marionette for your bullshit power fantasies.

And it's like, what do you even do with this? Do you ban discussion about it? That doesn't help. Can't blot them out like we did with Kengle for years. Do we just post threads about what's going on and then lock the threads? There's no cure. Chris is now mainstream and shit is so fucking bad I have no clue of what to do.

He does need a gatekeeper at this point. I think once Barb is dead I'm going to have to get some people together to help him deal with the estate and then put him on some sort of plan so he can just keep drawing peacefully while contact is screened to keep him from falling into traps like these and under the influence of very sick people.

I'd be willing to pitch in some money to that. His recent livestream makes me think he's starting to become psychotic, and Barb is clearly in a bad state. The poor fucker isn't going to be okay.

I almost wonder if the trolling sent him down this path more than he would have gone on his own, maybe we owe him this..

 

[AllMightyCow]

I almost wonder if the trolling sent him down this path more than he would have gone on his own, maybe we owe him this..

No trolls manipulated him into thinking there's some alternate cartoon reality. Although they do encourage him to keep thinking cartoon characters are real, and act like everything he's doing right now is a good thing.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

rate me optimistic or late, but i have a theory that idea guy is the one who’s blackmailing chris. idea guy always tries to pay chris to do stupid shit on camera, try to fuck with the sonichu canon or something like that to show that he’s “the next clyde cash” or some other retarded thing that weens say when they attempt to troll. the fact that chris is so gullible makes him do whatever tryhards like idea guy are paying him to do so, like for example, this one video where he destroys his own christmas tree and threatens to destroy nazis and one of the pages in sonichu where cwcville becomes nazi germany 2.0, is somewhat foolish for idea guy to do that. this shit needs to stop. just let chris draw his comics the way he wants to,

on a side note, i’m also pretty concerned about chris’ future. if barb dies, chris will probably sell his house, move to a group home and probably keep selling his toys that he hasn’t played with for so long on ebay. or he’ll wind up on the streets, idk

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I think once Barb is dead I'm going to have to get some people together to help him deal with the estate and then put him on some sort of plan so he can just keep drawing peacefully while contact is screened to keep him from falling into traps like these and under the influence of very sick people.

You wouldn't be stopping anyone from pozloading my neghole poo. You would simply be pozloading my neghole poo yourself.

I don't see it stopping, but at the same time I feel like trolling plans against Chris are already relatively few considering his infamy. Nobody swatted him during any of his live streams, for one thing, which is something that less famous streamers have had to deal with, with some even needing to make special arrangements with their local police ahead of time. An old cow like Chris being paid to do dumb shit on video is comparably mild.

 

[Mason Verger]

on a side note, i’m also pretty concerned about chris’ future. if barb dies, chris will probably sell his house, move to a group home and probably keep selling his toys that he hasn’t played with for so long on ebay

Yeah that's like the best possible ending. That whole scenario would be great for Chris, but I doubt he'd embrace it. Somebody yesterday referred to him as feral like his pets, and that really accurate.

Chris still doesn't understand why in adult society he can't scream at the top of his lungs when something upsets him.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

Chris still doesn't understand why in adult society he can't scream at the top of his lungs when something upsets him.

yeah, that’s just mostly part of his autism. autistic people like him tend to be socially awkward and throw a massive fit when something doesn’t get in their way. if he actually became homeless, he would just whine about those damn dirty trolls trying to blackmail him while begging for money. also one of the reasons why he should stay at a group home. he’ll probably feel comfortable that way.

 

[Null]

You wouldn't be stopping anyone from pozloading my neghole poo. You would simply be pozloading my neghole poo yourself.

Read this to yourself, out loud, and realize what a fucking faggot you are. Talk like a god damn person and stop spilling out this perpetual fucking nonsense.

Do you know how much I hate this fucking board? How fucking awful it is? How awful the quality of poster that it brings up? What the fuck is wrong with you people. The Amberlynn board, specifically created to be a fucking zoo for the worst posters in the Beauty Parlor, has straightened out to a pretty nice place with a lolcow who consistently puts out videos that make you go "wtf?" in a not-too-serious, not-too-emotionally-involved way. As a result, the fucking Amberlynn board is now more popular than the CWC board. It gets more hits, and its content gets more views, because it doesn't take itself seriously.

Even veteran users, people who've been here for fucking years before I have, get mad seeing people buy Chris's shit. Why!? It's their fucking money! It's their fucking money! You do not get to decide how people spend their money! And they always assuming it's da WEENS trying to TROLL Chris by doing this. How do you fucking know? How goddamn self-centered do you have to be to think that every single dollar transaction going on out there is in some contrived way meant to either please or annoy you?

When Chris livestreams on YouTube I like to pay $5 for a megashout as "Kiwi Farms" just to see fucking apes go ballistic in the chat under my donation. It's way more entertaining than any of the content I see Chris put out in the last 5 goddamn motherfucking years. If I had a mil and $600 to waste I'd burn it on Chris shit to yield the kind of fucking mass hysteria on this forum that it always, always, brings about.

I don't know what did this. I don't know what accelerated Chris's sphere from being a bunch of weirdos who liked bad movies to this utter fucking bile, but if I had anything to do with it ...

Well. I'm sorry.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

But that's even more reason to not go protect Chris, if the Amberlynn board's reason for being tolerable is because it's taking a more hands-off approach.

Chris is more famous. The baseline amount of people trying to fuck with him will always be higher. Any attempt on your part to shelter Chris will only encourage those people to try to outdo you and reach Chris.

 

[Null]

But that's even more reason to not go protect Chris, if the Amberlynn board's reason for being tolerable is because it's taking a more hands-off approach.

Chris is more famous. The baseline amount of people trying to fuck with him will always be higher. Any attempt on your part to shelter Chris will only encourage those people to try to outdo you and reach Chris.

jesus christ I hope you fucking post your suicide note here one day

you cant even make an attempt to read