9/7/15- Phil stranded at bus station because he has no friends

They're onto us!
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I thought that Hooviya isn't replying on Facebook because he doesn't have a phone anymore.
 
They have a phone. What would they have posted with? The general consensus, though, is that it is no longer connected to any sort of cellular service and they are relying on Wi-Fi.

You'd think that they'd have Wi-Fi somewhere in the terminal. It's pretty common around here, most of the major hubs have Wi-Fi hot spots.
 
Uh.. he's stranded in the middle of Portland next to multiple MAX and streetcar stations, none of which ever check passes. Also where is he going to go anyway? How can you be stranded when you have nowhere to go? It's not like he has a home, he might as well just sleep next to the bus station like all the other Portland bums.
 
Why doesn't Phil setup an easel at one of the subway stations offering architectures like some kind of horrifically autistic form of busking? I mean I'd buy a crayon drawing from him for a nickel.
 
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none of which ever check passes.
The buses do. And Trimet might have fare inspectors out on the max because it's Labor Day.

he might as well just sleep next to the bus station like all the other Portland bums.
Put yourself in the position of the other people sleeping behind Union Station. Would you really want ahuviya in your camp with you? Also ahuviya is delusional and thinks that literally everyone that isn't them is a racist Fedora wearing Kiwi farms gamergater who is going to rape them and invalidate their proud latinx identity.
 
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