"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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Looks like Phil has acknowledged me and the other “spies” existence, This will be interesting.

You won't have to try and find us, Phil. All you need to do is show up to the super secret KF doxing headquarters at 4210 Wolfetown Road, Cherokee, NC 28719.

 

[Solid Snek]

You won't have to try and find us, Phil. All you need to do is show up to the super secret KF doxing headquarters at 4210 Wolfetown Road, Cherokee, NC 28719.

Remind him to bring his friends.

 

[AnOminous]

Edit: No one here is intimidated by the hollow threats of some fat, buffoonish, clown shoes, bumblefuck mongo with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome who spends all his time in his apartment playing make-believe that he's really Antifa ot a Communist militant.

What the fuck is he even going to do? Show up and accidentally shoot himself in the foot? Tard out and fall over? Or more likely just take a single punch and slam into the ground helplessly.

Is there a single person in the world who would be afraid of Phil?

 

[Ophelia]

What the fuck is he even going to do? Show up and accidentally shoot himself in the foot? Tard out and fall over? Or more likely just take a single punch and slam into the ground helplessly.

Is there a single person in the world who would be afraid of Phil?

He might take off his shoes and spread the dreaded fungal ire.

 

[The Final Troondown]

No, that part never happened.

Remember, Jon made a big deal on twitter that Phil wouldn't have sex with him, followed by Phil becoming known by Jon as his "platonic partner" until Jon took his grift elsewhere.


Why does anything in Phil's life happen?

Welfare money.


Dingo Pictures.


Damn. He's so disgusting even his screenshots have dirt on them. (Top left corner is smudged)

Nope he had some weird ftm with him at some point during the bridge troll saga, tweaker if I remember rightly, she joined the farms and spilled the beans at some point a while back
apparently he used to throw temper tantrums until she bought him fast food, once throwing one of these because she wouldn't fig him


do we have anyone with info on this period, it's all a bit spotty

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Here's an old post with more info about the woman who wanted Phil's baby, Maria (Puopo?)

Phil and Maria were mostly definitely involved in a sexual relationship.
She was mostly putting a roof over Phils head in return for him putting a bun in her oven. According to old emails that were up on the old adfwiki and phils own accounts both parties confirm they had very in uneventful sex that mostly ended in tantrums. Phil stopped paying his end of the bargain which led to the infamous "buy me pizza/icecream and I'll fuck you" incident which in turn lead to a punch in her face.
What always interested in me in this story is why a lesbian desperate to get pregnant would think Phil was perfect genetic material to Base your child on ?
There's some weird shit behind the scenes no one ever got to the bottom of, a weird relationship between Maria and Robin markle and a suggestion neither are actually lesbians but claim otherwise for oppression points and to promote their shitty activism but we may never know.
Even with Maria out of the equation Phils still not a Virgin, you've definitely still got Mike/tweaker and a possible from Violet "da goblin" moonstar

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Nope he had some weird ftm with him at some point during the bridge troll saga, tweaker if I remember rightly, she joined the farms and spilled the beans at some point a while back
apparently he used to throw temper tantrums until she bought him fast food, once throwing one of these because she wouldn't fig him


do we have anyone with info on this period, it's all a bit spotty

The figging incident was Jordman, another hideous unpassable MtF troon who posted on KF only to throw Phil under the bus (and I believe has since dropped off our radar). Jordman also (quite plausibly IMO) claimed that Phil had lice; Phil objected to the "classist language" on this one, but, critically, did not actually deny having lice. Tweaker was the teenage FtM who was here longer who was a known former sex partner of Phil's. I think it was Jordman who mentioned Phil's now-legendary "bouncing and squeaking" and Tweaker confirmed, but I know it was one of those two.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Remind him to bring his friends.

Phil has no friends because he's obnoxious and obese.

 

[TurdFondler]

Once phil gets the dox then what? A month of "financial solidarity" posts so he can save up for a greyhound ticket? Even if he overcame his crippling fear of confrontation, unless you're neighbors in his tard hovel he's not finding anyone irl.

 

[Solid Rasky]

What the fuck is he even going to do? Show up and accidentally shoot himself in the foot? Tard out and fall over? Or more likely just take a single punch and slam into the ground helplessly.

Is there a single person in the world who would be afraid of Phil?

i remember phil posted a video of him at some kind of protest and all he did was snatch a flag from someone’s hands and ran his fatass to where ever the rest of the antifaggots were. He’s nothing but a cosplayer of the “revolution” if there ever was a revolution phil would not be a part of it. the “prime minister” of antifa™is nothing but a larping degenerate.

 

[The Dude]

What the fuck is he even going to do? Show up and accidentally shoot himself in the foot? Tard out and fall over? Or more likely just take a single punch and slam into the ground helplessly.

Is there a single person in the world who would be afraid of Phil?

The only way Phil could shoot himself in the foot is if he brings one of his cheap airsoft guns with him, because he's too dirt-dick poor to buy a real firearm and no gun dealer will sell a real firearm to someone as obviously intellectually disabled and emotionally unbalanced as Phil. But I wouldn't put it past Phil to try to scare someone with an airsoft gun, trying to pass it off as real...if he could get past being a total coward and actually confront someone in person, that is.

The figging incident was Jordman, another hideous unpassable MtF troon who posted on KF only to throw Phil under the bus (and I believe has since dropped off our radar). Jordman also (quite plausibly IMO) claimed that Phil had lice; Phil objected to the "classist language" on this one, but, critically, did not actually deny having lice. Tweaker was the teenage FtM who was here longer who was a known former sex partner of Phil's. I think it was Jordman who mentioned Phil's now-legendary "bouncing and squeaking" and Tweaker confirmed, but I know it was one of those two.

Phil does look like he could be a walking lice colony, to be honest. Lice likely aren't the only parasites infesting Phil's body. Remember the nudes he posted and in one there was what looked like a pinworm? He's such a revolting person.

i remember phil posted a video of him at some kind of protest and all he did was snatch a flag from someone’s hands and ran his fatass to where ever the rest of the antifaggots were. He’s nothing but a cosplayer of the “revolution” if there ever was a revolution phil would not be a part of it. the “prime minister” of antifa™is nothing but a larping degenerate.

"Crime minister", remember? Gotta get those titles and pronouns right. And just like the "she/her" pronouns, the Crime Minister title was self-appointed by Phil and are total fantasy, since Phil is too chicken-shit yellow to actually break the law and has no real criminal record. CWC is a more hardened and legit criminal than Phil.

 

[Solid Rasky]

This is what Phil had to say in regards to finding out we now have access to what he posts on instagram, and his confusing statement regarding his tardbux.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I don’t even think he’s gay. The impression I get is that he’s mentally stuck somewhere around age 12-14 and he’s just not mature enough to have any real sexuality. Certainly he finds sex very unpleasant. When he engages in sexual behaviour, it’s either performative (all his “kink” stuff) or indicative of being stuck in an early stage of development (his weird exhibitionism). He’s been in relationships, but I think those were either for convenience or because he was being taken advantage of by someone with more willpower.

The problem is he's constantly changing his views on what he is.

Younger Taters was gay and wanted to be the sub in the relationship. Why? I'm not sure but I think it stemmed from his love for Hetalia an animu where countries were people and some of the characters in there are gay. He is a submissive person though I mean Toren took over his bedroom and forced him to sleep on the couch.

Older Taters started hating men after a while because they reminded him of his father who he hated for some unknown reason. He claims his father raped him but for all we know Taters is lying about that because he lies about everything. His hatred of men was so great that he wanted to become a woman. Not just any woman but a Latina woman. Going as far as to draw on bad Chola eyebrows and start talking as a stereotypical Chola.

He became a lesbian after that, wanted to get his dick and nuts cut off, and even claimed to be a sex worker allowing women to stomp on his nuts for $10. And now he's just a potato.

Edit: No one here is intimidated by the hollow threats of some fat, buffoonish, clown shoes, bumblefuck mongo with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome who spends all his time in his apartment playing make-believe that he's really Antifa ot a Communist militant.

Yeah but it's funny that way that Taters thinks he's a scary individual. Nobody is afraid of him because he's such a soft squidgy piece of shit in human form. He posts these threats trying to make it look like he's tough but the most hardcore thing he's ever done is autistically flail at a potato somebody sent to him with a knife. And even then he couldn't even cut it because he's a retard.

 

[Solid Snek]

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This is what Phil had to say in regards to finding out we now have access to what he posts on instagram, and his confusing statement regarding his tardbux.

Uh-oh! Looks like Phil's going to have to purge all his followers to ensure the leak is patched!

Here's a hint Phil: the mole in your Instagram list has "trans", "communist", and/or "Satanist", somewhere in their profile! Good luck...!


Also, imagine being Phil, and knowing that
A: despite Phil being a Crime Minister, Chrischan has committed far more crimes.
B: even locked away in prison, Chris is more interesting to people than Phil is.

If only Phil still had a penis, and could go fuck his parents...

 

[JY's Tampon]

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This is what Phil had to say in regards to finding out we now have access to what he posts on instagram, and his confusing statement regarding his tardbux.

Good job Phil! I'm sure this won't draw anymore of your Instagram followers to this thread.

As politically incendiary as I am

No Phil, they know that you are literally retarded.

 

[TurdFondler]

The government bankrolls Phil because they know if he were unleashed on the world his radical politics would spur a revolution, it's safer to keep him in a tard shack distracted with consoomerism

 

[Ophelia]

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This is what Phil had to say in regards to finding out we now have access to what he posts on instagram, and his confusing statement regarding his tardbux.

“Politically incendiary” no one knows who you are aside from people who laugh at you.

 

[The Dude]

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This is what Phil had to say in regards to finding out we now have access to what he posts on instagram, and his confusing statement regarding his tardbux.

No Phil, you are wrong again. People aren't "bored" because they actually have lives with jobs, romantic partners/spouses, kids, hobbies, and things to do. They just enjoy laughing at mongoloids who make fools of themselves on the internet. The government isn't afraid of you. The government doesn't care about you. No one does. You're as "politically incendiary" as a soaking wet book of matches, and about as useful. The government pays you because you're a tard with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome who applied for benefits because you're too lazy to get a job. And no one wants to "endgame" you because you aren't worth the trouble. When you do die, it will be from poor health because you're obese and out of shape, and you'll be totally alone when it happens.

The problem is he's constantly changing his views on what he is.

Younger Taters was gay and wanted to be the sub in the relationship. Why? I'm not sure but I think it stemmed from his love for Hetalia an animu where countries were people and some of the characters in there are gay. He is a submissive person though I mean Toren took over his bedroom and forced him to sleep on the couch.

Older Taters started hating men after a while because they reminded him of his father who he hated for some unknown reason. He claims his father raped him but for all we know Taters is lying about that because he lies about everything. His hatred of men was so great that he wanted to become a woman. Not just any woman but a Latina woman. Going as far as to draw on bad Chola eyebrows and start talking as a stereotypical Chola.

He became a lesbian after that, wanted to get his dick and nuts cut off, and even claimed to be a sex worker allowing women to stomp on his nuts for $10. And now he's just a potato.



Yeah but it's funny that way that Taters thinks he's a scary individual. Nobody is afraid of him because he's such a soft squidgy piece of shit in human form. He posts these threats trying to make it look like he's tough but the most hardcore thing he's ever done is autistically flail at a potato somebody sent to him with a knife. And even then he couldn't even cut it because he's a retard.

Phil is about as scary as a gold fish, and only half as intelligent.

Uh-oh! Looks like Phil's going to have to purge all his followers to ensure the leak is patched!

Here's a hint Phil: the mole in your Instagram list has "trans", "communist", and/or "Satanist", somewhere in their profile! Good luck...!


Also, imagine being Phil, and knowing that
A: despite Phil being a Crime Minister, Chrischan has committed far more crimes.
B: even locked away in prison, Chris is more interesting to people than Phil is.

If only Phil still had a penis, and could go fuck his parents...

Chris has actually committed crimes. Phil has not. Full stop. It isn't that Chris committed more than Phil, it's that Phil is 100% law abiding and is terrified of the police and getting arrested. Phil has even snitched to the police about others committing crimes. He's a good little stool pigeon, which is another reason Antifa never let him be a member, but a small reason. The main reasons they never accepted Phil is because he's a child-brained mongoloid who never shows up for any protests or riots out of cowardice.

 

[Ophelia]

If he wanted to be incendiary, he’d go MAGA and get himself arrested at the capitol.

 

[BrokLesnerd]

I like how he didn’t censor “tardbux.” Like, “How dare they call me ‘he?’ And how dare they call me a ret- actually, that’s fair enough.”

I think she believed it would result in a genius child.

Jon isn’t a woman. I’m talking about Tweaker.

Ok. I didn't recall Phil claiming to be "seriously" involved with anyone else. I knew he had other people he pretended he was sexual with, but I didn't think anyone else pretended to be committed to him.