Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

New video is up, I guess. Hammy has a new chauffeur from what the title says, now to sit down and listen through this pig's blathering. Edit: Yep, it's boring as fuck - next to no weight loss, piggy munching some more but there is a brief showing of Rarity. Not worth the watch, kiwis.

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Day 15 claiming that "today has been one of them days" - OK, "I'm the type of person to use proper grammar no matte what I'm doing" - stayed in bed all day, claims she hasn't done that "for a hot minute", which , come on, dude, we know better than that.

Day 15: 493.2 ("gained a pound")
Day 16: 493.0
Day 17: 493.8
Day 18: 492.8
Day 19: as she was waling to the scale, she said "Today is September 19." Hmm. 491.4
Day 20: 490.6

It's so, so, SO important the count those decimals! That way, everyone can pretend Big Al is doing anything but circling in a holding pattern over the same numbers.

Claims to be mad at herself for not doing better. Sure you are, "We literally can't deny that I am losing weight..."

Of course we can. There's an entire contingent of people who do not believe these scale numbers.

" I don't want to take away my credit" - that's the narcissist we all know! - "like, I did that."

Get that self-congratulatory asspat in there, gorl. It isn't like you could be losing 1-2 pounds A DAY if you decided to put your entire shelf ass to work instead of half-assing weight loss just like every other thing in your life.

Shows food. Naturally describes one as she's been "obsessed with". It's all food, Big Al, not just that. Shoves a large cracker with lunch meat on it into her gaping maw as one bite.

Is "creeped out" byt he thought of drinking water that was in a coconut, says, "Weird thing creep me out."

Look, bitch, just because it's weird TO YOU doesn't mean it's weird. People have been drinking coconut water long before yuppies started to. I'll ask again if there is anything in this fucking world she is not afraid or or that creeps her out.

Takes a drink, doesn't like it. Can't figure out if people drink it straight or use it for something like a smoothie. Maybe you declared yourself the "smoothie queen" a little too soon, you know-nothing bitch.

Whoever the hell it is that's living with her bought a car. She claims she'll be learning to drive (But not, like anytime soon, 'cause I'm still scared." Of course she is.

Big Al is "so proud" of her " girlfriend" for buying a fucking car - just say her goddamned name, you useless cunt. We all know her name anyway. And of course you're proud of anyone who does any normal, adult thing, since those things are beyond your ability to comprehend how one goes through life as an adult instead of a 600 pound, fat fucking shutin who whores her body out for cash.

Back in the kitchen, more boob grabbing and arm around the neck hugs, since it would take Elastic Man to wrap his arms around you in an actual hug. Shades of Density, it seems to me, clingy and cringey for the camera.

Is having a wannabe mcmuffin and slathers Tapatio on it. That one fucking taste bud of her must be working overtime. Put it on the ayg to add some "flav". You know what really annoys me? People being too fucking lazy to say an entire word. Like flavor. You do not sound cute or quirky. You soumd like the lazy, hypocritical piece of shit you are, CorrectGrammarLynn.

Hair bullshit that I do not care a bit about, so skipping. But Rarity made an appearance.

Has an "announcement molment". Still laying hard on your molments, situations, and other shit filler words because you're a fucking retard. Tells us what we already knew, that the "girlfriend" has moved in. Say her fucking name, twat. And we already knew this, so not much of an announcement molmet after all, is it? She moved in right after Becky moved out, and we also know you didn't break up with her and replace her with her clone. Stupid bitch.

Admits the "girlfriend" has been moved in for a bit now. No shit. Only someone with a traumatic brain injury wouldn't know this.

Says she knows people want to see the "girlfriend", and she thinks it's time. Oh, but not this video. She's ending this one, proud of herself for being down "14 pounds this month and it's only the 20th". If you could do some fucking math, dumbass, you'd see this is an even slower pace than the 18 pounds you claimed earlier. As usual, you're a big fat fucking fail.

End of video, thankfully. Just amazingly stupid throughout, with sprinkles of trying to be coy and a side of self-congratulatory masturbation over how "proud" she is of herself.

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

Amberlynn’s BPD ass has been watching her curly haired girlfriend put leave in conditioner in her hair and has suddenly decided that she has secret hidden curls despite the fact that she’s never once gotten her hair to hold any kind of curl pattern and has always had more grease than frizz.

 

[Pearlxx]

At 3:38 she says September 19th for a weigh-in. Is she editing in old clips to support her weight loss?

I genuinely think she just fucked up the date when speaking (Do u remember November 31st lmaao) because she wears the same outfit after she shows the weigh-in and in the car.

 

[Kier Starmer]

So interesting facts coming in, AF has not uploaded yet and Al's video is sitting at this:

Her last one is sitting at this:

Now it is important because she is trying to replicate the views with the same thumbnail more or less.

Now here is when the numbers must sting for Amber because on day 22 of January, which the Youtube paycheck restarts on the 15th. Views after the 15th are a new month till the 15th.

Views from January 1st to 22nd: 629k

Views from 15th of December to 15th January only including NEW content: 700k
We'll be generous and add on 100k for legacy views meaning she got 800k views for her paycheck in January.

800k on a CPM of $2-4 with $3 as an estimate = $2400

Then I made an observation and this is why I know the 15th is the reset date. I heard it prior from an acquaintance that their Youtube reset then.

Video before the 15th, low effort but the video on the 15th of the month and following are the highest things Amber can clickbait, her mental health or her relationship. Amber's days of click-baiting food are done and she knows that she'll try it now and again but she knows deep down it's over.

Now the 15th of this month:

What's that the highest thing she can click-bait, Wipey. 64k is good for her the last Jade tease netted a cool 85k.

Amber has not had a 100k video since October 4th, 110 days.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

AF has always seemed really fucking sus to me but everyone overlooks their glaringly obvious cow behavior because they hate ALR.

I mean LOL at the speculation that AF is doing some behind the scenes legal maneuvering when the last time videos were struck they revealed that they literally believed putting a "fair use" disclaimer at the beginning of their video meant they were complying with fair use. They are the "Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy" meme IRL

The only thing Apathetic faxx has done that I thought to be silly was calling Becky a "they" in the description box and the "Amberlynn and your PRIVILEGE *and wifey* IS SHOWING" video was poorly edited imo. Still, AF has been pretty darn good at showing off Amber's decline and adapting to editing in newer videos. AF's comment section used to have more flair; It's rather annoying that softies of haydur nation have migrated and it shows. They can't seem to understand that Amber won't listen to reason and are less partial to fat jokes.

Amberlynn is just trying to stir up attention. Everything has been relatively heresay, so far.

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Hitting 50% of payload capacity just to haul your girlfriend and all of her tits.

It's about the same as the Hyundai Accent that was 2/3+ capacity with Becky and Amber alone, not including their hauls in the back. Didn't the old car have issues from Big AL's fatass being on the passenger side, unevenly spreading the weight? It would take forever to accelerate from a stop and the body frame was damaged IIRC. I wonder how the CX-5 will hold up?

 

[Miltank]

The only thing Apathetic faxx has done that I thought to be silly was calling Becky a "they" in the description box and the "Amberlynn and your PRIVILEGE *and wifey* IS SHOWING" video was poorly edited imo. Still, AF has been pretty darn good at showing off Amber's decline and adapting to editing in newer videos. Since her popularity over Amber herself in the beginning, it's rather annoying that softies of haydur nation have migrated and it shows in the comment section. They can't seem to understand that Amber won't listen to reason and are less partial to fat jokes.


Amberlynn is just trying to stir up attention. Everything has been relatively heresay.


It's about the same as the Hyundai Accent that was 2/3+ capacity with Becky and Amber alone, not including their hauls in the back. Didn't that one have issues from Big AL's fatass being on the passenger side, unevenly spreading the weight? It would take forever to accelerate from a stop and the body frame was damaged IIRC. I wonder how the CX-5 will hold up?

Yes her previous car w/Becky was dragging on the passenger side and having problems there. Clearly because the 600 elbee beast shoved into the passenger seat was a detriment to the vehicle's suspension and other parts~

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

When you get this fat does it make sledding more fun? You wouldn't even need a sled at that point, you already got enough cushion.

 

[dollastoho]

First Charlie Gold's floating head, now Jade's floating arm. Feels like I'm watching frankennigger.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Jade gropping Amber on camera and Amber leaving it in - just tacky

I wonder if now Jade has got a brand spanking new car she is going to drive all the way back to New York?

Just found out Wifey is on the lease!! She has got her feet under the table and Amber will not be able to kick her out as she is an equal - Jesus Christ Amber, if I didn't know better I would think that Jade was an exiled Nigerian Prince

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

lmao when you have a 500lb girlfriend and the new car you buy is anything other than an SUV, a pickup truck or a cross-country livestock freighter. eta: shit can't even pull a horse carriage, what are you thinking Jade? Did we learn nothing from the dirty bubble?

Wait until Wipey pops out to fetch a food order... never to be seen again. There'll be a lot more than 6 miles on the clock when she drives it all the way home to NYC.

Pretty sure wifey got a Mazda CX-5 carbon edition with red interior. The angled back side window, the shape of the interior, the darker red, and the shape of the back window all match up.
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*EDIT- there is a Mazda car as well that has the same color interior and angled back window but the spacing between the main side window and the angled side window is a lot thinner in the car. It matched up better with the CX-5.

Sorry, I know nothing about cars. Someone in her YT comments said it's a 2022 Kia Stinger? I've had a quick look and they all look the same to me.

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Hitting 50% of payload capacity just to haul your girlfriend and all of her tits.

No way did Wipey buy this car. I know people who would do anything for their pet dogs, including letting them sleep on the bottom of their bed, but draw the line at letting them in their brand new car. A 500 pound (at least), stinking, unwashed hog in a brand new car I bought? Not a chance. Imagine the smell and state of the suspension after chauffeuring Fatty around for a month or two.

Amber's going to drive that car like a monster truck in the night life.

Fatty's scared of learning to drive? More like the fat cunt will NEVER be able to fit behind the wheel and turn it. Plus she's a middle and high school sped. Imagine the shame when she repeatedly fails her test.

Day 15 claiming that "today has been one of them days" - OK, "I'm the type of person to use proper grammar no matte what I'm doing" - stayed in bed all day, claims she hasn't done that "for a hot minute", which , come on, dude, we know better than that.

Day 15: 493.2 ("gained a pound")
Day 16: 493.0
Day 17: 493.8
Day 18: 492.8
Day 19: as she was waling to the scale, she said "Today is September 19." Hmm. 491.4
Day 20: 490.6

I make that, after 30 days of dieteen, our gorl has gained 1 pound. Way to go, Fatty. So glad you've changed your greedy, binging ways. It must be down to all the support you've never had before.

I genuinely think she just fucked up the date when speaking (Do u remember November 31st lmaao) because she wears the same outfit after she shows the weigh-in and in the car.

I checked for a weigh-in for around that date and all I could find was a 518 pound one. It might be from another year, but I think she just fucked up the date, too.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

How long till Amber starts reppin a hood? Jeesus al do something exciting.. She needs a gangster name.. Im giving up. I come here out of autistic ritual but I cant justify it anyymore. Amber is over....

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

Someone on reddit pointed out that during the last video weight in, her arm is on the counter,

EDIT: you could see the in the screen reflection that she is propping herself up

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I cruise through to keep checking on our gorl out of habit BUT goddamn has Chantal been way more entertaining in the last 48 hours. Step your game up Amber, you're losing by miles right now

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

How many times will she show Jades arm to get people to watch? Also, she lost 18 pounds this month, how exactly did that work? If I remember correctly it was around Thanksgiving she got out of the 490s and said she would never see that number again and yet here she is still in the 490s.

 

[MarvelousMess]

Sorry, I know nothing about cars. Someone in her YT comments said it's a 2022 Kia Stinger? I've had a quick look and they all look the same to me.

No way did Wipey buy this car.

The KIA stinger has similar interior red but differently sewn back seats.

 

[FatalTater]

I could see Amber noticing people talking about Chantal buying expensive things for Nader, so now she goes Look at this new car!!!

Tit grabs in public ( or video ) is tasteless and low class. Do better, Jade.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Yo did Density and the fridge break up?

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Yo did Density and the fridge break up?

You're running a little late - yes

 

[Haesindang Park]

I could see Amber noticing people talking about Chantal buying expensive things for Nader, so now she goes Look at this new car!!!

Tit grabs in public ( or video ) is tasteless and low class. Do better, Jade.

A new car she could barely fit in...