Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pot of sneed]

It's not just Twinkie though, it's Rarity and Wasabi also. I don't give a diddly squit about the ham hock but Twinkie and the cats and I feel for, locked up all the time in a stinky apartment with little fulfillment or play areas since our gorl wouldn't think about maintaining clean litter, walkies, outie areas or play to keep them stimulated, and Wasabi with the long fur! Pets with long hair can really suffer when left to get matted.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Erm,,,, whuuutttttttt? Liarlynn is gaslighting us yet again.
She had to get under 400 ellbeeeez to fit in the mri etc; didn’t she?
Piggylynn thinks we is all as dumb as her!

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Cats are very resilient. My mom just passed and had several. We were able to adopt two out, my nephew took one and I crated Pork Chop from Alabama to his new home here in AZ. I expected it to be a total clusterfuck. But he's assimilated and doing well.

Meet Pork Chop.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

lul, the 'you're too fucking fat and the door isn't latched' alarm went off three fucking times before she got it securely shit.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Looks like it’s time for Amber to go to
Chili’s

 

[Borbie Dahl]

That poor animal. Ambers an idiot. Have all the cheat days and diet coke you want dummy, being fat has consequences..

 

[Xenomorph]

amber has nothing for twinkie to climb up to when it comes to the bed /couch that puts a lot of strain on lil doggos jumping up and down on and off em.
Buy less nigga jade paintings and buy some stairs or a ramp for the poor dog.

 

[Mollywhoppin]

Cats are very resilient. My mom just passed and had several. We were able to adopt two out, my nephew took one and I crated Pork Chop from Alabama to his new home here in AZ. I expected it to be a total clusterfuck. But he's assimilated and doing well.

Meet Pork Chop.

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I too had a Porkchop and felt compelled to share her❤

 

[SWEETIE1989]

As much as I love animals 10 cats, dog, a big sulcata tortoise) we should all take comfort in knowing it's a fat, overfed Chihuahua and NOT a child.

Can't even imagine that disaster. Hang in there Twinks.

This is true. Poor kid probably weight 100 lbs before they were 3.

It's not just Twinkie though, it's Rarity and Wasabi also. I don't give a diddly squit about the ham hock but Twinkie and the cats and I feel for, locked up all the time in a stinky apartment with little fulfillment or play areas since our gorl wouldn't think about maintaining clean litter, walkies, outie areas or play to keep them stimulated, and Wasabi with the long fur! Pets with long hair can really suffer when left to get matted.

I had a cat that as it got older wouldn't let me brush it amd couldnt bath itself well enough to get the extra long hair off. Ended up having to shave part of her to keep it from causing bad issues. I am sure Amber would just let the locks stay.

Erm,,,, whuuutttttttt? Liarlynn is gaslighting us yet again.
She had to get under 400 ellbeeeez to fit in the mri etc; didn’t she?
Piggylynn thinks we is all as dumb as her!

I saw that . When? I do not remember her ever vlogging that. Is this the madlea

This is true. Poor kid probably weight 100 lbs before they were 3.

I had a cat that as it got older wouldn't let me brush it amd couldnt bath itself well enough to get the extra long hair off. Ended up having to shave part of her to keep it from causing bad issues. I am sure Amber would just let the locks stay.

I saw that . When? I do not remember her ever vlogging that. Is this the madlea

Cats are very resilient. My mom just passed and had several. We were able to adopt two out, my nephew took one and I crated Pork Chop from Alabama to his new home here in AZ. I expected it to be a total clusterfuck. But he's assimilated and doing well.

Meet Pork Chop.

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Hi pork chop!

Edited because my phone flipped out and I ended up hitting post while trying to get the keyboard back.

 

[Pippeyy]

amber has nothing for twinkie to climb up to when it comes to the bed /couch that puts a lot of strain on lil doggos jumping up and down on and off em.
Buy less nigga jade paintings and buy some stairs or a ramp for the poor dog.

It would never dawn on Hamber to do it on her own. She's always just had a mattress on the floor. This is probably the first proper bed she's had since her foster care family.

She's so far up her giant shelf ass that she thinks if she can roll off and on a bed then why would it be painful for twinky? She's (Twinky) sooooooo much smaller. Amber's lack of understanding for any other living creatures feelings is remarkable.

Also to not double post: Amber only vlogged her saying on the CT scan her lymph nodes (noids) were swollen. She acknowledges in the same video that she's too fat for an MRI. She knows she can never say she's 100% cancer free until she can fit into an MRI but that's not very dainty so....

Edit: words

 

[son of jurassic bark]

Can we get some of those Redditer Soldiers of Fortune to liberate the pets before they waddle to Ukraine?

 

[LonesomeDud]

amber has nothing for twinkie to climb up to when it comes to the bed /couch that puts a lot of strain on lil doggos jumping up and down on and off em.
Buy less nigga jade paintings and buy some stairs or a ramp for the poor dog.

It's probably safer for the dog to stay on the floor with Amberlynn. She's extremely heavy with poor balance. Safer for Amberlynn, too.

I don't think she does that bad a job with the dog. It's fat, but if it had stayed with Destiny, it would be chained to a doghouse, dead, or both.

 

[Xenomorph]

Destiny is the worst animal hoader sped, fucking retard adopted tons of dogs and two that had special medical needs and then never heard from again, including her pet fridge

 

[FatalTater]

As much as I love animals 10 cats, dog, a big sulcata tortoise) we should all take comfort in knowing it's a fat, overfed Chihuahua and NOT a child.

Can't even imagine that disaster. Hang in there Twinks.

Gah, imagine Amber trying to deal with a sulcata! Keeping an enclosure secure, getting the right foods, dealing with it if it got out, cleaning up it's mess if it was kept inside at all... yikes.

Remember Twinkie having to jump for her life when Big Al backed up to sit in that desk chair without checking for pets first? Twinkie landed on arthritic knees.

Speaking of that desk chair, didn't she say she needed to get a new one? Bet she broke the other one with her fatness.

 

[mekalekahi]

Lol she looked pissed when the ambulance interrupted her seafood boil order and what she’s going to eat.



Title is giving me “girlfriend wants to hurt me vibes”

 

[icycold]

Title is giving me “girlfriend wants to hurt me vibes”
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No wonder she has joint pain walking on those stilettos. Most groomers do ten dollar nail trims or she could’ve gotten the vet to do it. But that would’ve required minimal effort but that would’ve disrupted Amber’s seafood dinner ig.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Oh, Amber is now rage click-baiting, fantastic. We are THAT desperate for views, are we? The dog needs to lose weight simples but even a mongoloid like Amber struggles to get that concept, well because she is a fat whale.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She based her content around clickbait and shock value. The problem with this is when against Nick and Chantal you are forever going to lose. Chantal did not clickbait and was barreling down the road in a snowstorm reading her phone screaming about breaching what the police asked her to do and screaming "I EVEN BOUGHT YOU COFFEE!!!!!" Nick is in a car singing to a popeye's chicken sandwich and screaming. As you can see one makes engaging content and Amber does fuck all and thinks "I WAS RAPED / super serious" etc will keep her channel alive.

Lovely prose. See here, Big Al? This is good writing. Yours is shit.

Cuter, maybe. But nobody is daintier than our gorl.

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Even 200 pounds lighter, she was still a fatass.

 

[Insulin reid]

amber has nothing for twinkie to climb up to when it comes to the bed /couch that puts a lot of strain on lil doggos jumping up and down on and off em.
Buy less nigga jade paintings and buy some stairs or a ramp for the poor dog.

Shes really gonna have to try and either find a dainty princess looking stair thing to climb or twinkie is fucked. I bet she hasnt gotten one because it fucks up the look of the room and theres no real place to put it cause ambers hoards of christmas past are laying about.

Worst case scenario: she just hasnt gotten one because she views twink like herself. Only capable of losing weight slowly and thats perfectly natural and doesnt really truly need any permanant help, and as long as twinky takes the meds to cope with the pain everything will work out fine.

Oh, Amber is now rage click-baiting, fantastic. We are THAT desperate for views, are we? The dog needs to lose weight simples but even a mongoloid like Amber struggles to get that concept, well because she is a fat whale.

Yep were here now. Shes tried everything.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Did she show the "medicine" Twinkie has to take "every day for the rest of her life?" Because I'm 99% sure it's just fucking cosequin, and she's acting like it's some extreme med. It's a fucking glucosamine supplement.