Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FupaCitySheriff]

'FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP'
Stay safe, Amby.

 

[mekalekahi]

This woman uploaded 2 vlogs where the focal point was her proving that her fingers aren’t fat with a Amazon ring sizer.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

This woman uploaded 2 vlogs where the focal point was her proving that her fingers aren’t fat with a Amazon ring sizer.

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Of course she's trying to be rude. It's who she is. Remember in the livestream era, her bullshit about building up her stamina, someone asked about whatever hapened to her having to practice walking to the mailbox, and she snottilly informed them that she also thought she needed to, but then realized she could walk to the mailbox and back ten times with no problem. Then in some subsequent video, she talks about how long she can walk, and it's way less, then we see her struggling to walk up and down a single half flight of stairs (and that was recently), but now (in response to a tellonym question) suddenly she can walk around a grocery store for an hour. Nobody believes you can walk "for hours" or even AN hour.

You see, Fatty, this is the issue with pathological liars. They lie SO MUCH they constantly contradict themselves over and over again, Alas, that is not something you can change without being mindful of every word out of your piehole, and we know you're not about that. Good liars need good memories. You're good at neither.

Just watched one of Sam's (Yaba's other half) videos and she put together a compilation of Hamber's love affair with chicken sausage mook-bongs. One of them, from the Eric and Ricky era, has Big Ham saying she's going to turn off filming because she's noticed she eats faster when she's on camera. So, Fatty, why do you now claim to eat more slowly when eating on camera? Did you by chance show your imaginry outpatient people THAT lie? Of course, they could do the same thing we can, and just time you in your mook-bongs, to see that yeah, you eat just as fucking fast as you used to on camera. At least back then, you had an iota of courtesy, to look at the audience instead of yourself. Twat.

 

[The Potatomatic 2000]

Do you guys believe when Amber tells us some quirktastic totally real eating habit she has?
I'm so over her always having something new. Like only chewing off the outside of nuggets or something. Like fuck off, you just invented that 2 minutes ago.

 

[Diarectic]

The only actual food quirk Amber has is that weird tapping she does with the food like her subconsciousness is signalling for help in morsecode.

 

[Single_Sock]

The only actual food quirk Amber has is that weird tapping she does with the food like her subconsciousness is signalling for help in morsecode.

I like to think she's dipping her food in an imaginary condiment

 

[pot of sneed]

The dipping thing is quite a funny thing somebody noticed and did a video on a while ago back in 2020. I speculate it's muscle memory due to the countless times she's eaten out.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

The only actual food quirk Amber has is that weird tapping she does with the food like her subconsciousness is signalling for help in morsecode.

You know the same way an athlete throws, catches or kicks lidurally thousands upon thousands of times, each and every year? So they develop the muscle memory, that when the time comes in an importin' game, they can perform without thinkeen? Imagine the hundreds of thousands of times Fatty has tapped her food. That's a 600 pound hog's muscle memory in action, right there.

 

[I Have A Kiwi Allergy]

The dipping thing is quite a funny thing somebody noticed and did a video on a while ago back in 2020. I speculate it's muscle memory due to the countless times she's eaten out.

That's gotta be some dumb """"weight loss protip"""" she read off the internet if it's not just muscle memory.

 

[Pippeyy]

That's gotta be some dumb """"weight loss protip"""" she read off the internet if it's not just muscle memory.

She's just keeping it fit.

 

[WasabiPasta]

I mean, it looks like she is just shaking off any excess water or crumbs? A bit excessively and obsessively, but that's not like some food tic that comes out of nowhere.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I mean, it looks like she is just shaking off any excess water or crumbs? A bit excessively and obsessively, but that's not like some food tic that comes out of nowhere.

I always thought it was just her shaking off excess vinegar from pickles. It's very odd that she does it with fresh carrots and chicken nuggets too.

 

[Radical Sloth]

She's been hard at work designing merch, gorls.

https://teespring.com/pillow-mountain-pillow?pid=585&cid=102434

Shipping is nearly 10 bucks and it said its in high demand. I stg if people are wasting money on this trash and its not just people like me throwing it in a cart to see how fully over priced it is...

 

[WasabiPasta]

Cameo, merch, 100% performance 0% reality, 10 mukbangs in 10 videos, she's gone full Nikocado. Except she's not as entertaining, still waiting on that onlyfans.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She's been hard at work designing merch, gorls.
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Oh yeah. I had forgotten that Amber said one of Fat Jade's passions is graphic design.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Of course she does the dumbest fucking one first. FFS, Hamber, get someone else to manage this, because just like your holding too long on revealing the "gf", you suck at it.

 

[pot of sneed]

She could have at least started with 'Dispeckful piece of shit'

 

[lol cow supreme]

You cant call writing "pillow mountain" in a stock font "designing merch" what the actual fuck.

Make a shirt that says "i'd rather be on pillow mountain" and then have a picture of someone napping on a stack of pillows.

Or make a summit outline of a pillow mountain and then have it say "Pillow Mountain, Elevation 4"

I have created 2 better design ideas shit talking her for 30 seconds than she has all day.

 

[Bookish]

She said, if this does well, like she didn't want to spend excess time and creativity on something that may not sell. As if writing 'pillow mountain' kept her up many nights, getting the design 'just so'. No logo, no design, nothing. Others have already sold ALR merch that's better and more creative than this.

Slowly designing. I wonder how long it'll take her to come up with her inevitable, 'Dainy Gorl' and 'Situation Type Deal' merch?

 

[Morticia Addams]

That is the laziest piece of shit excuse for a graphic design I've ever seen lolololol I mean at least fucking TRY you big fat oaf.