Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Radical Sloth]

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[marjoram]

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Leg amputation arc?

 

[Trees]

She reminds me of Shauna Ahern, the gluten free woman who continued to call herself a girl well into her forties and fifties. I'm sure Amber would follow suit if she weren't living the last decade of her life.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I had to take a break from this boring bitch. I'm depressed just watching her videos.

I see she still has no new content. We've just watched you gain a pound in 10 days (allegedly). So how are you (not) going to manage to lose 100?
You won't. And if Jade's still hanging on in there at Christmas, you'll easily gain 20 pounds back while she's in NYC. Add that to you not even bothering with anything now and you'll be eating even more than usual from Halloween until January.
Just fucking die and end this misery for us.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She's so excited about that famous bowl she lets out a tiny fart. 9:40 (archive) "It's so good!!" (pppfffffftttt)

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

It’s the same old shit as the last challenge. Each day it’s what she’s eaten and her making up her weight.

A point to note - the famous 89 elbees weight loss was never shown on camera - so we all know it never happened.

FATTY IS TAKING THE 100 POUNDS FROM HER HIGHEST WEIGHT

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

did anyone notice the picture in the back, in the first scene?
she is fucking with the timeline again. my guess is she filmed most of this crap in one day maybe two.
first time the picture appears.

here it is tipped over,

here its up again

those boxes are there also.....
her hair is at the same messy state in all episodes.... even in the new one

i change my starting statement, this was all filmed just a couple of hours apart. she just changed her cloth. like the model she is.

+ the bear got different dresses too. Jade worked so hard for this.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

So by "losing 100 pounds" she means losing 11 pounds and tacking that on to the legendary 89 pounds she lost 10 years ago.

So welcome to Fat Fuck Fails to Lose Eleven Pounds.

SHE'S CREATING CONTENT YOU GUYS.

 

[FatalTater]

She's so excited about that famous bowl she lets out a tiny fart. 9:40 (archive) "It's so good!!" (pppfffffftttt)

I remember the good ol' days at the Gaycare when someone thought they heard the passage of wind.
Amber nearly turned herself inside out with the effort of trying to explain away what people thought they heard, and in every video after that she would explain in great detail what any background noises were, lest anyone think they came from her.
Perhaps that will happen again.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

this was all filmed just a couple of hours apart. she just changed her cloth. like the model she is.

So, this was filmed 2-3 weeks ago or more. As far as we know, she has failed already at this challenge and is filming the next one. Is it a weight loss channel or not? It is most likely a “let’s pretend to be a lose weight channel and I will pretend to count calories.”

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

SassyBlackLynn is particularly obnoxious this video.

 

[Tattoos]

This bitch, I swear.
So we dont get to HEAR your weight or SEE the scale and were supposed to take your word for it? Gtfo

Challenge failure arc = money is tight. Let me roll some in to pay for my daily fast food. Those poor delivery drivers are putting in overtime for no tip.

 

[A Peach but Blue]

“Welcome to a new series I guess, ‘500lb gorl’. The community around my channel seems to love that word so I figured I should too.” - This made me irrationally irritated. And yep, as someone else said, she’s looking just as gross and unwashed with that nasty ass bun and awful skin full of shit that never heals. She’s got three colorful kiddie bandages on her upper arm this time around, wonder what kind of booboo our silly dainty gorl got on herself.

Also, she looks so pale but I swear you can actually see the brownish color from dirt on her.

“I try not to read the comments because it messes with my mental state” awwww poor widdle Wamby, evewyone is soooo mean to hew!!

She reiterates that the Hello It’s Ready scale shows her weight as “4 to 6 pounds lighter” and therefore she needs to remember that and not “delude” herself into believing the number on it. Bitch stfu, you’ve been lying about your weight to your audience forever, you probably lie to yourself too.

So instead she’ll be using her old scale for these weigh ins. Uh huh, sure. Sure that’s why.

Claims this is a new and improved Amberlynn who’s finally going to succeed in achieving the goal of a 100lb loss. LOL yeah cause for the past nine years on her channel she did real good with every other goal and challenge she gave herself. The time you lost those illustrious 89 pounds was when you were physically kept from food, dumbass, don’t lie to yourself.

“I weighed in at 489.4, omg YESS!! I’M SUCEEDEEEENG.” Yeah shut up no one believes that, your face is even more balloon-esque than it was at the start of the “ten days”. Also once again, she doesn’t mean 100lbs from the weight she is now or was recently. She means from her highest (reported) weight of nearly 600.

I really hate the way she talks in this one. The gestures, the expressions, she’s feeling herself way too much, cause so SOOO SUPER PROUD OF ALL HER RECENT SUCCESS, U GUISE! Imagine how happy we’d all be if we got like this if we achieved an equivalent to this level of “success”.

“Starting with [frozen] lasagna with meat sauce, it says 2x the meat… I don’t know ma’am, that kinda creeps me out.” So we’re continuing with that ‘ewww meat creeps me out cause I’m such a dainty girl but I’m still gonna eat copious amounts of meat’ shpiel huh. Fantastic.

She really said “I have pretty small hands” LOL that’s hysterical.

Orders KFC because of course she does. Goes on and on for several minutes about how she can’t expect to just stop ordering takeout because she’s been doing it daily for the past decade (finally, a shred of honesty!), and she needs to try to balance her weight loss with “recovereeeen” from her “binge eateeeen disorder” which we all know is complete bullshit. We all know she’s doesn’t have BED, she’s just a chronic overeater aka fatass. The tiny molment of honesty was too much for her and she had to go on a senseless ramble of bs to make up for it.

Oh my god why does she always use the plastic forks that come with the takeout?? Don’t have metal forks in your apartment? Wasteful cunt, your carbon footprint is already equivalent to that of a small city. But I guess getting up to pick up a metal fork and then washing it would be too much work.

Alleged final meal was ramen and spam. So frozen lasagna, KFC bowl and ramen with spam. Holy shit that is so much fucking sodium it’s making me gag to even think about. And she barely drinks water, so. Even worse. GREAT FIRST DAY THOUGH GORL, YOU LOSE THOSE 15 OR SO POUNDS AND GET SUPER HUUULTHY.

Oh yeah forgot to add: During that nonsense rambling she also said she doesn’t want advice from anyone. Ah yes, that’s right. We doesn’t understand nutrition like she does. Good thing she preemptively shooed away any weight loss/nutrition/fitness professional who might be naive enough to try to reach out and help her.

 

[Xenomorph]

AMBEER JUST GET TO 700 POUNDS YOU FUCK!
YOU GOT THIS HUNTY

 

[Owlflaps]

Bitch is gonna film this "mini series" claiming that she'll lose 14 pounds and shoot back up past 500.

Just kick the bucket already, piggy. Get you a feedbag and gorge on all the KFC bowls 'til your organs give out, it's what you deserve.

 

[Xenomorph]

show your fucking LAYRGS

 

[Kitsunehime]

new Cheyenne Video about our Gorl XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p6S6Q42zAk

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Let's apply Amberlynn logic(tm) to other addictions!

You can't change overnight in 10 years, sez our hulthy kween. So feel free to do your destructive habits- LESS!

Only go to a bar once a day! Stay for hours and go home at 1 am instead of 4 am!

Just shoot up your heroin once! Or twice! Maybe three times.

AA and NA expect you to quit cold turkey, and feel uncomfortable at times. While they have decades of experience, they know nothing about YOUR speshulness.

Also key- a loving partner who is so supportive you fail to recognize how they're enabling your downfall. Hey, where'd she go?

 

[A Peach but Blue]

Double post because I already wrote a wall of text in the previous one. Jade didn’t make an appearance at all in this one. Not a sideways glance from Hamber, or a little off screen comment, not even a “my girlfriend” mention. Where’s she at, hmm hambeast? Taking a little vacation from her wiping duties?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

“Welcome to a new series I guess, ‘500lb gorl’. The community around my channel seems to love that word so I figured I should too.” - This made me irrationally irritated. And yep, as someone else said, she’s looking just as gross and unwashed with that nasty ass bun and awful skin full of shit that never heals. She’s got three colorful kiddie bandages on her upper arm this time around, wonder what kind of booboo our silly dainty gorl got on herself.

Also, she looks so pale but I swear you can actually see the brownish color from dirt on her.

“I try not to read the comments because it messes with my mental state” awwww poor widdle Wamby, evewyone is soooo mean to hew!!

She reiterates that the Hello It’s Ready scale shows her weight as “4 to 6 pounds lighter” and therefore she needs to remember that and not “delude” herself into believing the number on it. Bitch stfu, you’ve been lying about your weight to your audience forever, you probably lie to yourself too.

So instead she’ll be using her old scale for these weigh ins. Uh huh, sure. Sure that’s why.

Claims this is a new and improved Amberlynn who’s finally going to succeed in achieving the goal of a 100lb loss. LOL yeah cause for the past nine years on her channel she did real good with every other goal and challenge she gave herself. The time you lost those illustrious 89 pounds was when you were physically kept from food, dumbass, don’t lie to yourself.

“I weighed in at 489.4, omg YESS!! I’M SUCEEDEEEENG.” Yeah shut up no one believes that, your face is even more balloon-esque than it was at the start of the “ten days”. Also once again, she doesn’t mean 100lbs from the weight she is now or was recently. She means from her highest (reported) weight of nearly 600.

I really hate the way she talks in this one. The gestures, the expressions, she’s feeling herself way too much, cause so SOOO SUPER PROUD OF ALL HER RECENT SUCCESS, U GUISE! Imagine how happy we’d all be if we got like this if we achieved an equivalent to this level of “success”.

“Starting with [frozen] lasagna with meat sauce, it says 2x the meat… I don’t know ma’am, that kinda creeps me out.” So we’re continuing with that ‘ewww meat creeps me out cause I’m such a dainty girl but I’m still gonna eat copious amounts of meat’ shpiel huh. Fantastic.

She really said “I have pretty small hands” LOL that’s hysterical.

Orders KFC because of course she does. Goes on and on for several minutes about how she can’t expect to just stop ordering takeout because she’s been doing it daily for the past decade (finally, a shred of honesty!), and she needs to try to balance her weight loss with “recovereeeen” from her “binge eateeeen disorder” which we all know is complete bullshit. We all know she’s doesn’t have BED, she’s just a chronic overeater aka fatass. The tiny molment of honesty was too much for her and she had to go on a senseless ramble of bs to make up for it.

Oh my god why does she always use the plastic forks that come with the takeout?? Don’t have metal forks in your apartment? Wasteful cunt, your carbon footprint is already equivalent to that of a small city. But I guess getting up to pick up a metal fork and then washing it would be too much work.

Alleged final meal was ramen and spam. So frozen lasagna, KFC bowl and ramen with spam. Holy shit that is so much fucking sodium it’s making me gag to even think about. And she barely drinks water, so. Even worse. GREAT FIRST DAY THOUGH GORL, YOU LOSE THOSE 15 OR SO POUNDS AND GET SUPER HUUULTHY.

Oh yeah forgot to add: During that nonsense rambling she also said she doesn’t want advice from anyone. Ah yes, that’s right. We doesn’t understand nutrition like she does. Good thing she preemptively shooed away any weight loss/nutrition/fitness professional who might be naive enough to try to reach out and help her.

Don't know you but... I tried to tell you nicely... lurk more. You're not Sitch and your diatribe means nothing . But, thanks for playing!