Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 552 15.7%
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    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,624 74.4%

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The protein coffee thing is something she got from real weight loss channels. Except they pour their protein shake into black coffee and don’t add anything else except maybe ice.
My 75 yr old dad does that on the rec of his geriatric doctor. He also dumps it onto his cereal but then again, he's bonkers. Fat Al, you aren't missing enough calories, protein or anything else. You don't need a tasty protein shake in anything.
 
Her rebranding is like any rebranding that she did in the past, i.e. doing the same thing as she ever did. The only thing that she did that I can see is the title will have "vlog" instead of "episode".

One thing that seems strange about wanting to have a Kindle. She likes to read books in the car. Who does that? I cannot imagine that she can read while the car is in motion. So, she read when it is parked. How long is she staying in the car that she needs to have a book to read to pass the time? This is so odd.
 
Omg u guiseee I don't wanna say the last name of this writer, I'll butcher it.
A few days later, about the same writer. "I don't wanna say the name, I'll butcher iiit"

Look you fucking grizzly bear, it's Yanagihara. It's not difficult. Who are these people who avoid saying names. Wtf is that about. The name looks pretty straightforward.

She has brainrot and she's already naturally stupid. It's not normal to sit around your apartment all day letting yourself fester like this. She apparently reads books. But how is it then that she CAN'T FUCKING READ.
Basically someone who 'reads' 20-odd books a month can't even read the simplest of words. Not sure what it was, but it was either a message to someone on Cameo or the author of a book and Fatty struggled with 'Caroline'. She said Coral-line, then said she hoped she said it right, then decided on Caroline. By her own admission she is educationally sub-normal.

Watching Jordy's reaction to this shitshow, and while she is cooking , she says something something "a serving of chicken cooked is 2.8 and 120 calories" - 2.8 WHAT, you fat fuck? This bullshit where she cannot, for whatever reason (but probable reason: stupid), give the units of measurement drives me up a fucking wall. "Two bacons" "80 protein" 50 sodiumz" - especially that last one, given how much sodiumz she sucks down. Milligrams? Grams? Kilos?
I would imagine Fatty has no idea what any of these measurements mean. As I said in reply to her name pronunciation, by her own admission she is educationally sub-normal. I think that's why she's obsessed with 'a serving'; it means someone else has done all the calculations for her. Which is strange, because when Thumby was on the payroll, she claimed Fatty was like a human calculator. Perhaps Thumby meant calculating?
Just have to mention with her waffling about wanting a Kindle...

She has a MacBook Pro. It comes standard with iBook. She could always just put her laptop on her shelf-belly and read that way, because we know she's sleeping propped upright on pillow mountain anyway due to her undiagnosed and untreated sleep apnea.

But that doesn't tickle the consoomer tingle-spots, so fuck that noise, amirite?
If it's not on audiobook then Fatty's not 'reading 'it. Made me chuckle when Fatty was talking about how she preferred white to black and why white was better. Freudian slip, eh?
 
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I beg to differ - being super morbidly obese almost automatically guarantees unpleasant odors from the perineal area - too much sweat & other discharges, not nearly enough clean water & soap or proper drying & never any real exposure to air. Often the wrong choice of underwear compounds the problems.

The body is a wonderful thing but given too many handicaps, it can't be expected to function optimally in any sense.

Fat facts do not equate fat phobia.
 
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Bitch, you're 500+ pounds and you fucking smell, unless your My Gorlfriend, Wifey, is using a fucking pressure washer to blast you twice a day, using some pulley mechanism to pull up your fat to get in there. You ASKED Casey about smelling "down there" since you were now showering/bathing regularly. And THEN you admitted to being bedbound and using a bucket for virtually all of 2019. Don't pretend that you're not working on your own mushroom farm in those goddamned folds of yours. That isn't "fatphobia", which is a made up term by fatties because they don't like people pointing out how fucking fat they are and the conditions that go with that. Like smelling like a dead whale on a beach at low tide. That's facts.

By the way, speaking of parents and raising their kids, weren't YOUR parent drug-addicted losers who got their kids taken away by DFACs or whatever the equivalent is in California? Sounds like your fucking parents sucked at raising you, too.
 
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Seems like this question kinda touched a nerve, huh FatAl?

It’s not dainty to smell like a garbage dump on a 100 degree day. Is that why you won’t leave the house? Too many people wondering what that awful smell is?

Guess Kentucky is just a fatphobic asshole whose parents didn’t raise it right.
 
Her Mom is thriving? The same dog-beating, old person-beating, neglectful tramp who can't be bothered to come see you?

D E L U S I O N.
You are shallow, vindictive and cruel. That's all there is to your personality in addition to greed and self pity. You cannot cry about how traaaaaumatic your childhood was and then claim they still had the time to raise you right, you thick as pig shit, liar.

She wants everyone to believe they were the worst of the worst (because that creates more sympathy and excuses for her) but will change that story real fucking quick if it'll allow her to get one over on a Haydur.

Your past is exaggerated/made-up bullshit, your Mom is a scumbag piece of shit and YES you stink. If thin people can end up smelling due to not being 100% on top of their hygiene, you undoubtedly smell horrific, all the time.

''You'll feel it in your gut''. InspiringLynn. Your gut has probably told you millions of times to stop eating, it's hurting but you don't pay attention to the little guy then, do you?

Fatty should arrange a meet up with her ''fans'' . Prove you don't smell by letting them all within arms reach of you.
 
Something I just realized: what if she's so behind on videos to give herself a buffer? Maybe she really does have videos prepared up to date in real time, but she's three or four weeks behind on uploading them in case she needs to be in the hospital for a certain amount of time. This way, she can continue clicking "Upload" from the hospital bed without having to admit where she is.
 
Something I just realized: what if she's so behind on videos to give herself a buffer? Maybe she really does have videos prepared up to date in real time, but she's three or four weeks behind on uploading them in case she needs to be in the hospital for a certain amount of time. This way, she can continue clicking "Upload" from the hospital bed without having to admit where she is.
It's mostly just her being a fat, lazy cunt. She'll film and edit hours worth of "content" on her productive days so she can turn around and eat, color, and cry for weeks on end. It's doubtful that health scares are even a factor in her schedule because she either doesn't think about them or plans to weaponize them for sympathy and attention.
 
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