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Jebbus motherfuckin’ christ almighty
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Jebbus motherfuckin’ christ almighty
Turd Fergusson
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So, to soothe Amber while Jade is going to NYC for thanksgiving, she bought Amber a toy! What an adult relationship we have. This sound more like a parent child relationship here. Calling it an early birthday present is the acme of laziness.
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$700 at this time is a massive payout too, Jade is not made of money. you work 3 jobs if you are 2 things;
a) in financial issues
b) driven to clear something beforehand, you see it in more professional jobs like junior lawyers, accountants, and nurses/doctors.
Jade is not one of those and the stupid cunt went into a legal dispute with a large company expecting a large payout with no issue with no fight. My theory is she is a race grifter, goes into corp environment, and then claims muh racism, and rinse and repeat. The problem is the big cities are much more switched on to it now and see-through it. She put herself in huge debt because they called her out.
That is just so much to waste too considering her apartment is not very big for the rent she pays. I have seen that model its frigging huge and she has nowhere to store it. It's nearly 2 meters long.
I have a feeling Jade is not long for this world and she is prepping her escape.
a) in financial issues
b) driven to clear something beforehand, you see it in more professional jobs like junior lawyers, accountants, and nurses/doctors.
Jade is not one of those and the stupid cunt went into a legal dispute with a large company expecting a large payout with no issue with no fight. My theory is she is a race grifter, goes into corp environment, and then claims muh racism, and rinse and repeat. The problem is the big cities are much more switched on to it now and see-through it. She put herself in huge debt because they called her out.
That is just so much to waste too considering her apartment is not very big for the rent she pays. I have seen that model its frigging huge and she has nowhere to store it. It's nearly 2 meters long.
I have a feeling Jade is not long for this world and she is prepping her escape.
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I bet Amber bought that Lego set herself and just made Jade present it for the camera. She’s been blathering about it for weeks and Jade don’t have that kind of money. And before Christmas?!
Nah, that kind of irresponsible money blowing has Amber written all over it.
Nah, that kind of irresponsible money blowing has Amber written all over it.
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If Amber is really bedbound (she's certainly housebound), then she's definitely not making it to 2024. With housebound/bedbound comes death. And it comes pretty fast. Look at Jennifer Armstrong. Even Dr. Now tells the patients that if they become bedbound, death will come for them. And Amber's cyanosis is looking more obvious. Her hair and skin looks constantly greasy which means she isn't even birdbathing or whores bathing.
If Amber followed Jen, I would not only not give a single wet fart, I'd laugh for a day or two and look up the NEXT 25 deathfats who are already shambling in to take her place.
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So now we’re blaming lipedema for her massive gut too?
Riddle me this, Amber. Weighing 500 pounds is not a symptom of lipedema. If lipedema is at fault for the shape of your appendages (which is normal for lipedema), AND you’re an extra special case (for an already rare disease) who has lipedema fat on your abdomen, where the fuck are you supposed to lose that 500 pounds from? Damn, what a crazy coincidence, I guess no where.
Which is not to say that lipedema fat can’t be lost, it’s just supposed to be considerably more difficult (insert photos of anorexics with lipedema here). Nevertheless, lipedema can’t create fat from nothing, so one of the treatments for the disease is weight management.
This bitch is rotting my brain.
Riddle me this, Amber. Weighing 500 pounds is not a symptom of lipedema. If lipedema is at fault for the shape of your appendages (which is normal for lipedema), AND you’re an extra special case (for an already rare disease) who has lipedema fat on your abdomen, where the fuck are you supposed to lose that 500 pounds from? Damn, what a crazy coincidence, I guess no where.
Which is not to say that lipedema fat can’t be lost, it’s just supposed to be considerably more difficult (insert photos of anorexics with lipedema here). Nevertheless, lipedema can’t create fat from nothing, so one of the treatments for the disease is weight management.
This bitch is rotting my brain.
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Okay, I watched the fucking video. 25 minutes(!!!!!!!) I will never get back.
There’s a shot of her feet while she’s randomly walking. Okay? Wanna prove you’re mobile?
Then she tells the camera all about how she’s about to judge a movie and make some great review only to fall asleep through it and give no opinions. Waste of camera time, but at least she got in a shot of all the movie popcorn she had! (Gotta focus on the important stuff…)
She gets her titanic that she’s been wanting and talking about FOR MONTHS as a HUGE SURPRISE GUYS and the reaction is…not there. Just that one shot of her toothless mouth open and then scene. You couldn’t act surprised because you knew it was already there. Because you bought it.
She goes into how she CANT TALK TO MALE THERAPISTS BECAUSE BAD MEN IN THE PAST!!!! And yet, this is the first I’ve heard of it. She made up rape allegations to get pity, if she really DID have a history of male abuse you damn well sure would have heard it come up a million times by now. It’d be another excuse for her fat.
Tl;dr Amber is a fat liar who lies.
There’s a shot of her feet while she’s randomly walking. Okay? Wanna prove you’re mobile?
Then she tells the camera all about how she’s about to judge a movie and make some great review only to fall asleep through it and give no opinions. Waste of camera time, but at least she got in a shot of all the movie popcorn she had! (Gotta focus on the important stuff…)
She gets her titanic that she’s been wanting and talking about FOR MONTHS as a HUGE SURPRISE GUYS and the reaction is…not there. Just that one shot of her toothless mouth open and then scene. You couldn’t act surprised because you knew it was already there. Because you bought it.
She goes into how she CANT TALK TO MALE THERAPISTS BECAUSE BAD MEN IN THE PAST!!!! And yet, this is the first I’ve heard of it. She made up rape allegations to get pity, if she really DID have a history of male abuse you damn well sure would have heard it come up a million times by now. It’d be another excuse for her fat.
Tl;dr Amber is a fat liar who lies.
Turd Fergusson
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Here we can say that Amber is special. What does a 32 year old woman wants for her birthday? Jewelry, nice clothes, a vacation somewhere nice? Legos does not make the list of most women.
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Lol, isn't the general recommendation NOT to weigh yourself everyday? Even people half her size have sizable fluctuations, but I'd completely believe a 20lb swing within a day ,in either direction, is possible in her case.
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Al sitting all giddy about a Lego set while her desk slowly raises so she can roll her fatt ass out from underneath is so god damn funny.
I hope wipey goes away for the holidays, amber is at the desk and the motor decides to yeet itself followed by her having to call the fire department to help her out.
I hope wipey goes away for the holidays, amber is at the desk and the motor decides to yeet itself followed by her having to call the fire department to help her out.
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She's given a bunch of autists a common interest to come together and talk shit for many years, so that's something.
dfranki723
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The thing is, only for genuine collectors would that Lego Titanic be a great gift.
It's too expensive for a child and the average person would find no point in it, she wants it because it's expensive and makes her seem ''unique'' and ''quirky''. Her pretend hobbies appear and disappear as quickly as her diets.
I highly doubt she has a dedicated, well maintained space for these Lego builds.
It's too expensive for a child and the average person would find no point in it, she wants it because it's expensive and makes her seem ''unique'' and ''quirky''. Her pretend hobbies appear and disappear as quickly as her diets.
I highly doubt she has a dedicated, well maintained space for these Lego builds.
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My gosh all the whale sounds she let out this last video
Mr. Ghoul
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Yeah, but those are human years. We have to account for her animalistic factors.
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does Big AL even know any actual history about the Titanic??
seems more like $700 worth of uber eats down the drain, it proves she makes enough money to sustain whatever lifestyle this shit is and she's 100% content with that.
seems more like $700 worth of uber eats down the drain, it proves she makes enough money to sustain whatever lifestyle this shit is and she's 100% content with that.
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She doesn't even know shit about Lego to make it a special interest. That's what makes this funny af. Come on fatty I'll give you some content and homework while Mommy/Daddy isn't home
Who created Lego when where why & how
How much is Lego worth
Who owns it now
Most unique Lego set to date
Come on fatty Lego word vomit for us.
Just fucking talk about something besides what you put in your fucking mouth please
You're welcome ❤
Who created Lego when where why & how
How much is Lego worth
Who owns it now
Most unique Lego set to date
Come on fatty Lego word vomit for us.
Just fucking talk about something besides what you put in your fucking mouth please
You're welcome ❤
dfranki723
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She can't even pronounce the word Lego correctly.
Her audience will receive nothing but loud exclamations and obnoxious braggery.
Her audience will receive nothing but loud exclamations and obnoxious braggery.
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Anybody wanna bet she watches LegoMasters every fucking episode? Sorry... the show is GAY. The faggots appearing on it living their Lego dreams are GAY. Every fucking thing about Legos has become GAY. Legos have become the absolute idolatry of rampant fucking consoooomerism.
Go the fuck outside. Use real bricks. Build a fucking garden and grow something useful. Stop playing with kindergarten toys as a fucking adult! JUST FUCKING STOP IT, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING MORONS!
Hamber adopts the mantra of every worthless fuck in society today. Refuses to grow up, refuses to adult her obesity, and continues on playing with children's toys.
Here's my Legos.
Go the fuck outside. Use real bricks. Build a fucking garden and grow something useful. Stop playing with kindergarten toys as a fucking adult! JUST FUCKING STOP IT, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING MORONS!
Hamber adopts the mantra of every worthless fuck in society today. Refuses to grow up, refuses to adult her obesity, and continues on playing with children's toys.
Here's my Legos.
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