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What is going on with her arms? They look normal till the elbow and then massive. Have they always been like this and I am just now noticing?
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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This is definitely done to test her compliance. If she can't lose the required weight in the 3-4 months they "now want to see her in", she's done for good.
The 12 psychotherapy sessions are probably mandatory as well. Liarlynn likes to twist her words.
Has she sent her previous records over to show all her diagnoses and comorbidities? Even if she's paying that cold hard cash, the doc needs for compliance. They need it for their malpractice insurance.
Amber should just buy a row of plane seats on the next Southwest flight to San Diego (they'll refund her for their customer of size policy, LOL thanks Anna) and cross the border to TJ and get surgery there.
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15 lbs a month at minimum. Calories to sustain her weight are between 3500 and 4000, so cutting down to 2000-2300 should see her lose 1 pund of fat every other day without any additional calorie burn.
If she actually cut soda out and drank water enough to flush her kidneys she would drop alot of water weight as well, so month 1 could be an easy 30lbs.
If she got off her fat ass and walked a mile a day...say to fucking Wal-Mart near her house and back, that weight loss would sky rocket. With the calorie cut, proper hydration, and minimum effort walking I'd thrown down money that she would lose 60 lbs at minimum in 2 months.
At that point there would have to be incriminatal increases in activity, and tweaking macros (like cutting carbs down while maintaining calories). She would still see significant weight loss with minimal effort.
But hey I'm just a fatphobia molment.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that sickening jiggle. Imagine swinging that shit around every time you move...
They've always been that way. There's a picture from a couple of years ago of her putting crap on the Xmas tree and her outstretched arm is both fascinating and utterly horrifying. Damned if I can find it in the old forum, though.
ETA: This one is from 2018.
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Even when there's no viewfinder she's still eye-fucking herself. That's a nice build though, I bet she can bench 900 pounds.
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Anyone suggesting Amber walk to Walmart because it's right across the street should know that US27 is a very busy four lane highway.
The news reports of traffic being backed up all the way to the gates of hell because some deathfat was trying to toddle-shuffle her way across and then back would be great though.
She could maybe hurple down to the Lush store. I'd love candid (ie not filmed or edited by Amber) footage of that.
The news reports of traffic being backed up all the way to the gates of hell because some deathfat was trying to toddle-shuffle her way across and then back would be great though.
She could maybe hurple down to the Lush store. I'd love candid (ie not filmed or edited by Amber) footage of that.
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I am waiting for the moment she's playing with her hair as she's saying the same thing over and over, and a nice big chunk comes out in her hand.
TL;DW/R: Since Hamber is a retard, she needed "more info" about dieting from the dietitian, and I have to think they're already tired of her, if any of this is even true - and I have my doubts. Slags on Dr now as being unrealistic, which is funny since his patients do actually succeed. Whatever. unpacks more shit she bought from Amazon, gets another tacky thing in the PO that will collect dust and that she'll remind us every time she has to dust that it was sent to her by a viweer. Another bullet journal from someone who didn't put their name on it, since the one she showed us a bit ago is apparently MIA. Voice memos kissing her ass, another asking her what she's going to do to repair the relationship with her supporters and not talk about the haydurs. Answer: never, it seems, since ethe entire answer is about the haydurs and how she's a victim in life. Question about where she sees herself in 10 years, cries about foster care, adoption, and her "cancer" stealing her ability to have a child, as if she wasn't the cause of it. Oscar-baity teary eyed, trembling voice in full effect for the VM answers. IOW, same old, same old, from NontentLynn.
People are born, age, and die, trees flower, leaf out, then lose their leaves in the fall, the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, and Hamber follows her cycle to a T.
The constancy....the constancy.....
Back to phase one.
We open with yet another complaint fro Hamber: anxite attack. Last night, not just before she picked up her phone this time to shoot the video. Claims her eyes are still puffy and her cheeks are still red, and no, bitch, they are not. Were they, you should be going to your doctor or the ER.
Says she has some cameos to film and wants to put on makeup - guess who watched Sin & Sassy! - but poor Hamber, her face is still recovering from that whole anxite thing. Your face is just getting fatter, Fatty; otherwise, you look exactly the same as you always do. Ain't nothing preventing you from spackling that mug. Never quite got to getting your makeup did, I see from that cameo, though. I cannot fathom why anyone would pay this cunt 50 DOLLARS to say
"Hello, someone. I hope I said yout name right! MEMEMEMENEMEEE EEEEEMEMEMEMEMEME. Don't you love MEMEMMEME? Anyway, happy whatever!"
She leans on the counter to yammer at her phone that "You know what? Work comes first!" You don't know the first fucking thing about work, bitch. Pushes her sad tits together to get that upper chest cleavage going. We don't need to see this shit.
She's wearing the snakeskin print "maxi" dress she got from Amazon, proclaims that "She fits!" We're treated to her walking away from the camera and turning sideways to it, and her shelf ass actually jiggles., like a kiddie pool of jello. It's also casting to the past in my mind, the long ago, the good old days of 2019, where side characters freely roamed the hamberverse, each lending their own special things to it, enriching our fun. Specifically...
this centaur molment situation type deal.
One, it's a dress, not a she, and no, it does not. You need another size up. Also, put on some fucking pants or leggings or something and control your goddamned giant jiggling shelf ass. And put on a bra.
Also got yet another polka dot dress - it's almost as if that trypophobia went the way of BED. Shows us the tag, and the brand is - no kidding - BISHUIGE. She does not try to pronounce that, much to my disappointment. Also got two new Switch controllers. What on earth would we do if we couldn't play Mario Kart. I suspect it's the only game she knows how to play.
Natters on about the stupid woodcut print PinkSparkles got her for xmas showing her and Twinkie. Talks about how she wants to get another one or some bullshit and I zoned out because she's too stupid to google and find a place that does this. Skipping the additional moronic Switch controller shit.
Next day!
She's in the Barbie shirt and it's just as fantastically gross on her this time as every other time. She says it's been a busy day so far: had an appointment, errands to run (translation: Hamber sat her fat shelf ass in the car while MG,W "ran" errands, or sat at home and "ran" errands via facetime with MG,W), Twinkie to the vet for routine followup. Says Twinkie is in her target range for weight. Thanks, MG,W! Props for that, as we know Hamber ain't walking that dog.
Dietitian appointment. Because Hamber needed more clarification to stop stuffing her piehole and wanted to ask irrelevant and pointless questions while also attempting to bend the rules of what the WLS requires to what she wants. They've seen this sort of bullshit before Hamber, from people smarter than you.
It "kind of" shocked her, guise! Because like, on MSHPL, Dr Now puts people on 1200 calories diet, and that OBVIOUSLY is not how the road to weight loss, AT ALL. Really, NutritionLynn? Dr Now and others would disagree - just like you, when people are pointing out obvious things that are true.
Blah blah, goals to aim for, and I'm not even going to bother because she will decide all of the numbers she received were wrong and bad for "someone like meeeee" and she will not be compliant, despite her lip service to putting herself into the "hands of the professionals". We know this, because when she quit the WLS the time before last (the one where she chose jerky as a snack and proceeded to hoover two entire bags, then whined about all the sodiumz), she was sarcastic and snotty about doing "everything he tells me too, right?" So, fuck you, Hamber, pretending that you know a single goddamned thing about nutrition or anything else. In ten years of doing "hours and hours of research", you'd think she'd learn something just by chance, but nope, not in the hamberverse.
2000 calories is "a lot". See? This is how I know she's not going to be compliant. They'll be cutting her loose in the next few months. Which is fine with her, since she has no desire to get WLS anyway.
She really fucking annoys me with her constant "other people" shit. NO ONE CARES about what other fucking people do, you fat, vacuous cunt. Skipping the rest.
PO Box time. Another useless thing she has to use in order to have any content at all. First up: tacky "rose quartz tree", which is something a five year old would get from their grandmother. How fitting. Another bullet journal. Why? The one she showed us - because she's so "passionate" about bullet journaling - has never been seen again.
"Being interviewed by you" time. Just Q&A under another name. More bullshit nontent, designed so she can get some shelf ass-kissing. First one: yup, ass kissing.
Second: what are you going to do about fixing the relationship with your viewers? You focus on the haydurs and your supporters feel left out. Hamber proceeds to demonstrate exactly what the voicemail says, while doing the trembling voice, teary act. If we ever need another source of irony, we can look right here. Last one: where do you see yourself in ten years. More acting, this time with bonus sniffle! She's trying to say she isn't the same person she was in her 20s. Sure, Ham. Sure. You said yourself in the shrimpgate react that you are exactly the same person inside, and it's one of the few self-aware moments you've ever had. She says she wants to be the healthiest she's ever been, happy and healthily married. I want to adopt ("I'm so emotional!"). Says foster care can be brutal (words to that effect) and "been there, done that". Yeah, so harsh of your foster parents to give you low fat melk. So terrible a foster care experience that you went to Disney, played soccer competitively, danced competitively, and core-ree-ah-griffed prize winning dances for others, which is astounding since she is original in NOTHING. Whines about having her ladybits "stolen" by "cancer" and NO, YOU FAT FUCKING PIG, YOU DID NOT. You fucking ate yourself to 600 pounds, and, according to you, "bled for two years", and did nothing about any of it. FUCK. YOU.
Ends it there with a half-hearted thanks to anyone still fucking stupid enough to support her.
The constancy....the constancy.....
Back to phase one.
We open with yet another complaint fro Hamber: anxite attack. Last night, not just before she picked up her phone this time to shoot the video. Claims her eyes are still puffy and her cheeks are still red, and no, bitch, they are not. Were they, you should be going to your doctor or the ER.
Says she has some cameos to film and wants to put on makeup - guess who watched Sin & Sassy! - but poor Hamber, her face is still recovering from that whole anxite thing. Your face is just getting fatter, Fatty; otherwise, you look exactly the same as you always do. Ain't nothing preventing you from spackling that mug. Never quite got to getting your makeup did, I see from that cameo, though. I cannot fathom why anyone would pay this cunt 50 DOLLARS to say
"Hello, someone. I hope I said yout name right! MEMEMEMENEMEEE EEEEEMEMEMEMEMEME. Don't you love MEMEMMEME? Anyway, happy whatever!"
She leans on the counter to yammer at her phone that "You know what? Work comes first!" You don't know the first fucking thing about work, bitch. Pushes her sad tits together to get that upper chest cleavage going. We don't need to see this shit.
She's wearing the snakeskin print "maxi" dress she got from Amazon, proclaims that "She fits!" We're treated to her walking away from the camera and turning sideways to it, and her shelf ass actually jiggles., like a kiddie pool of jello. It's also casting to the past in my mind, the long ago, the good old days of 2019, where side characters freely roamed the hamberverse, each lending their own special things to it, enriching our fun. Specifically...
this centaur molment situation type deal.
One, it's a dress, not a she, and no, it does not. You need another size up. Also, put on some fucking pants or leggings or something and control your goddamned giant jiggling shelf ass. And put on a bra.
Also got yet another polka dot dress - it's almost as if that trypophobia went the way of BED. Shows us the tag, and the brand is - no kidding - BISHUIGE. She does not try to pronounce that, much to my disappointment. Also got two new Switch controllers. What on earth would we do if we couldn't play Mario Kart. I suspect it's the only game she knows how to play.
Natters on about the stupid woodcut print PinkSparkles got her for xmas showing her and Twinkie. Talks about how she wants to get another one or some bullshit and I zoned out because she's too stupid to google and find a place that does this. Skipping the additional moronic Switch controller shit.
Next day!
She's in the Barbie shirt and it's just as fantastically gross on her this time as every other time. She says it's been a busy day so far: had an appointment, errands to run (translation: Hamber sat her fat shelf ass in the car while MG,W "ran" errands, or sat at home and "ran" errands via facetime with MG,W), Twinkie to the vet for routine followup. Says Twinkie is in her target range for weight. Thanks, MG,W! Props for that, as we know Hamber ain't walking that dog.
Dietitian appointment. Because Hamber needed more clarification to stop stuffing her piehole and wanted to ask irrelevant and pointless questions while also attempting to bend the rules of what the WLS requires to what she wants. They've seen this sort of bullshit before Hamber, from people smarter than you.
It "kind of" shocked her, guise! Because like, on MSHPL, Dr Now puts people on 1200 calories diet, and that OBVIOUSLY is not how the road to weight loss, AT ALL. Really, NutritionLynn? Dr Now and others would disagree - just like you, when people are pointing out obvious things that are true.
Blah blah, goals to aim for, and I'm not even going to bother because she will decide all of the numbers she received were wrong and bad for "someone like meeeee" and she will not be compliant, despite her lip service to putting herself into the "hands of the professionals". We know this, because when she quit the WLS the time before last (the one where she chose jerky as a snack and proceeded to hoover two entire bags, then whined about all the sodiumz), she was sarcastic and snotty about doing "everything he tells me too, right?" So, fuck you, Hamber, pretending that you know a single goddamned thing about nutrition or anything else. In ten years of doing "hours and hours of research", you'd think she'd learn something just by chance, but nope, not in the hamberverse.
2000 calories is "a lot". See? This is how I know she's not going to be compliant. They'll be cutting her loose in the next few months. Which is fine with her, since she has no desire to get WLS anyway.
She really fucking annoys me with her constant "other people" shit. NO ONE CARES about what other fucking people do, you fat, vacuous cunt. Skipping the rest.
PO Box time. Another useless thing she has to use in order to have any content at all. First up: tacky "rose quartz tree", which is something a five year old would get from their grandmother. How fitting. Another bullet journal. Why? The one she showed us - because she's so "passionate" about bullet journaling - has never been seen again.
"Being interviewed by you" time. Just Q&A under another name. More bullshit nontent, designed so she can get some shelf ass-kissing. First one: yup, ass kissing.
Second: what are you going to do about fixing the relationship with your viewers? You focus on the haydurs and your supporters feel left out. Hamber proceeds to demonstrate exactly what the voicemail says, while doing the trembling voice, teary act. If we ever need another source of irony, we can look right here. Last one: where do you see yourself in ten years. More acting, this time with bonus sniffle! She's trying to say she isn't the same person she was in her 20s. Sure, Ham. Sure. You said yourself in the shrimpgate react that you are exactly the same person inside, and it's one of the few self-aware moments you've ever had. She says she wants to be the healthiest she's ever been, happy and healthily married. I want to adopt ("I'm so emotional!"). Says foster care can be brutal (words to that effect) and "been there, done that". Yeah, so harsh of your foster parents to give you low fat melk. So terrible a foster care experience that you went to Disney, played soccer competitively, danced competitively, and core-ree-ah-griffed prize winning dances for others, which is astounding since she is original in NOTHING. Whines about having her ladybits "stolen" by "cancer" and NO, YOU FAT FUCKING PIG, YOU DID NOT. You fucking ate yourself to 600 pounds, and, according to you, "bled for two years", and did nothing about any of it. FUCK. YOU.
Ends it there with a half-hearted thanks to anyone still fucking stupid enough to support her.
TL;DW/R: Since Hamber is a retard, she needed "more info" about dieting from the dietitian, and I have to think they're already tired of her, if any of this is even true - and I have my doubts. Slags on Dr now as being unrealistic, which is funny since his patients do actually succeed. Whatever. unpacks more shit she bought from Amazon, gets another tacky thing in the PO that will collect dust and that she'll remind us every time she has to dust that it was sent to her by a viweer. Another bullet journal from someone who didn't put their name on it, since the one she showed us a bit ago is apparently MIA. Voice memos kissing her ass, another asking her what she's going to do to repair the relationship with her supporters and not talk about the haydurs. Answer: never, it seems, since ethe entire answer is about the haydurs and how she's a victim in life. Question about where she sees herself in 10 years, cries about foster care, adoption, and her "cancer" stealing her ability to have a child, as if she wasn't the cause of it. Oscar-baity teary eyed, trembling voice in full effect for the VM answers. IOW, same old, same old, from NontentLynn.
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………di……..did her back fat just reverb her fucking front fat?
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Hey amberlynn, a small baby or child needs full time attention and care unlike independent cats and your 9 year old dog that sleeps all day. As cute as little girl clothes and shoes are, just remember that a child will hinder you from watching YouTube reactions and H3 for 5 hours at a time.
I also find it strange how since amber can’t carry a child, it’s almost like she completely excludes her partner from carrying which is odd…
I also find it strange how since amber can’t carry a child, it’s almost like she completely excludes her partner from carrying which is odd…
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Right on schedule, she picks a fight with a smaller channel and then plays victim when the shit blows back. She's having sho much anxiety and clickbaiting cancer. Nothing was stolen, she ate and ate while ignoring anything negative with her health. IIRC, she never even mentioned wanting to pop a kid out until she had the surgery. Now it was all she wanted and it's gone. Like others have mentioned, her partner could have their child, or she could adopt, but she's so self absorbed she only wants a bio kid.
Everytime she plays that card, she looks retarded. According to her stories her foster families paid for soccer, dancing, travel, etc. She was 300+ pounds which means she wasn't being starved. She had friends and went out so she wasn't being isolated. Just another example of victimlynn.Not this bitch implying that her foster homes were abusive lol GORL if your stories are true then your foster families gave you every fucking opportunity under the sun, something that your crackhead bio parents never did, and true to form you squandered every one of them. Don't sit there on camera trying to squeeze a tear out of your sunken piggy eyes to gain sympathy from your spastic Ambabies
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Amber wanting a child is baffling to me. The only reason I can think of is she wants an easily manipulated family member to be there to take care of her in her final days (bring UberEats 2 ayyg omlets to bedroom). However, this is counter intuitive because if she had a kid now, they'd probably be in foster care before they were 18, cause well, ya know.
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Definitely not. I had to watch it twice to confirm I saw what I saw. Dayum.I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that sickening jiggle. Imagine swinging that shit around every time you move...
But her arms are deflating from all the weight loss!
She would need a pilot vehicle and this:
I bet there are cameras facing those roads.
She's full of shit about having a kid and always has been. If anything, she would want one to make it a mini-me then carer for herself. She thinks it would just be another thing in her hoard that she'd have to dust every once in awhile instead of changing diapers (LOTS of diapers) and bathing it every day, sometimes multiple times a day, ECKspeshully if it had some atomic diarrhea.
She also said she wouldn't be able to "peacefully" take care of them. WTF is that supposed to mean? The only word I can think of right now to replace that is not even close to it: adequately.
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Also r8 me l8 and/or jigsaws, but why the fuck is she saying "food" like that? Is this the latest evolution of AccentLynn?
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Does Torrid make baby clothes? Cause you know FatAl's little bastard would be fat as fuck inside a month.
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her wanting a child is fucking horrifying.
No no no
We already have too many tiny humans to worry about here. (Cozyrozy and Ari) I do not need fat Al thinking she’s mom of the year at any point ever.
Could you imagine her changing diapers?! Or curdled spit up? There is NO WAY. I doubt she even changes the (probably 1) litter box in that broccoli fart smelling luxury apartment.
No no no
We already have too many tiny humans to worry about here. (Cozyrozy and Ari) I do not need fat Al thinking she’s mom of the year at any point ever.
Could you imagine her changing diapers?! Or curdled spit up? There is NO WAY. I doubt she even changes the (probably 1) litter box in that broccoli fart smelling luxury apartment.
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Amber doesn't want a kid. She just wants sympathy and an excuse to buy toys and cute tiny clothes.
She could play The Sims and have a bunch of kids on there to dress up to scratch that artistic itch.
She could buy stuff and donate it to satisfy the urge to shop. (I've never hated on her for wearing something once then giving it to Goodwill. There are far worse things to do imo.)
But whining about not having reproductive bits anymore? That gets attention.
She could play The Sims and have a bunch of kids on there to dress up to scratch that artistic itch.
She could buy stuff and donate it to satisfy the urge to shop. (I've never hated on her for wearing something once then giving it to Goodwill. There are far worse things to do imo.)
But whining about not having reproductive bits anymore? That gets attention.
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Amber would value her kid like she values a Torrid haul or a new MK purse, she would ooh and awwwe it for a few days tilll it got old and forgotten about.
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The way she was talking was also a bit strange. She says that she wants to be happily married, have a home, and a kid, but she did not mention Jade aka "Feline". I have a feeling that Jade told her in non-uncertain terms that she is not looking to get married and adopt a child with Amber. Jade is smart enough to know that if they adopted, she would be doing most if not all the childminding. Either Jade is looking to end this so-called relationship or Amber is looking to find another carer.
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