Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[another day another binge]

She is propably still in Florida, IIRC Amber said that they still talk from time to time, and that is all she said

 

[Pieces]

What ever happened to Libby?

Her worst influences moved away.

 

[ricecake]

Wasn't there an episode where the woman worked in a theatre in costume design and had to haul her 600 lb. butt up and down the theatre basement stairs everyday, multiple times a day? She also drove because I remember they let her park in the loading dock since it was closest to the door.

Let's see Amby try walking up and down stairs even once or squeezing her gunt into "her" car.

 

[Turd Blossom]

What.
Let me guess, dumb ol' Becky who can't count calories always brings her the worst items when Amber forces her to make those late night Taco Bell runs.

Amber, of course, would have picked out the lowest-calorie options like the dainty, diet-conscious person she is.
IT'S BECKY'S FAULT SHE'S FAT

 

[MeLikeyLurkey]

Hey Amber, some of the people on My 600lb Life hold down jobs, drive, have families, cook, have more than 1,pair of pants, and are able to fit into their showers without getting stuck so pump your breaks. They are far more productive than you.

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So is she trying to say she was never sexual with Kasey? For fuck's sake...

I guess now shes gonna say that rape, or coercion, doesnt count?

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber claiming she smoked weed with her Dad and her Brother and smoked weed "all the time"

 

[Strine]

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What.
Let me guess, dumb ol' Becky who can't count calories always brings her the worst items when Amber forces her to make those late night Taco Bell runs.

Amber, of course, would have picked out the lowest-calorie options like the dainty, diet-conscious person she is.
IT'S BECKY'S FAULT SHE'S FAT

To be fair, she'd have to get out of bed and walk to and from her car, which is more exercise than she currently does (although screeching at Becky that she won't pay the rent if she doesn't get brought Taco Bell probably burns calories)

 

[Turd Blossom]

Gonna have to call BS on this one. So she regularly eats 6000 calories in junk, but the most she's ever eaten in one day is 7000?
Maybe it's the old Amber wordplay at work again and she's saying that technically SHE hasn't exceeded 7000 calories, but the Binge Monster has. Or perhaps she just left off a zero.

 

[FitBitch]

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Gonna have to call BS on this one. So she regularly eats 6000 calories in junk, but the most she's ever eaten in one day is 7000?
Maybe it's the old Amber wordplay at work again and she's saying that technically SHE hasn't exceeded 7000 calories, but the Binge Monster has. Or perhaps she just left off a zero.

If I remember right there was a "What I eat in a day" video from May or June where a user calculated 11,000 calories presented on screen. Let that sink in, that was what she showed before secret eating whatever else she had. Gorl just never stops stuffing her face.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

At this point, I am actually relieved she has become too lazy/infirm/boring to upload daily anymore. I felt like such a doofus waiting for the 1PM uploads, only to sit through mindless vids of organizing Wal-Mart jewelry or repurposing a crisper drawer as a spice...uh, I mean... salt rack. I may still be a doofus, but at least my schedule is freed up again...

She actually uploads around the time I go to sleep. I start her video and it's so boring I fall asleep within first few minutes..free sleep therapy

 

[Xenomorph]

You know who else ate 7kcal a day?

 

[shecameforcwc]

Amber claiming she smoked weed with her Dad and her Brother and smoked weed "all the time"

The last part had me about ready to vomit. I figure when they have sex they just mash fats and become one big super fat.

 

[Xenomorph]

The last part had me about ready to vomit. I figure when they have sex they just mash fats and become one big super fat.

I respond to you with this ear and eye bleach inducing clip

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Sure, Amber. She also just loves lettuce and cabbage, showers daily and walks five miles a day. I know this is :islamic: but lard have mercy, stop with the lahhhs.

 

[Xenomorph]

Sure, Amber. She also just loves lettuce and cabbage, showers daily and walks five miles a day. I know this is :islamic: but lard have mercy, stop with the lahhhs.

TOP?! Oh come ON, she really has those lies in overdrive now. She's not even trying to make her lies believable, at least put some thought into them!
I dont remember her killing Dusty. Top of what??? lmaoooo

Maybe she thinks shes topping because she cant lay flat more like a lazy plateau.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

I respond to you with this ear and eye bleach inducing clip

I hate to admit it but Amber is right. She is a real sex goddess, a real sex symbol of our generation. Forget Sofia Vergara and Emilia Clarke, we have the Amber Lynn Reid.

Seriously, what's sexier than a nasty, greasy hair covered with dandruff? Possibly flies flying around it? Four pairs of titties with roaches trying to escape the folds? Glorious fupa reaching her knees? And don't get me started with those beautiful legs... Lipedema on fleek.

 

[Xenomorph]

Here is a good clip Becky should watch.

In this, AL proves just how much she projects her feelings onto others. Claiming she does not trust Destiny or anyone because she has been fucked over in the past.

Mind you this is a person who was cheating on her girlfriend at the time, lies and demanded gifts all the while flaunting it in front if Kasey.
Not to mention her constantly even now with Becky brings up Krystle, sends her gifts and is constantly comparing her current gf's to Krystle in regular conversation.

She wont cheat on me LMAO.

 

[Guest69]

Amber claiming she smoked weed with her Dad and her Brother and smoked weed "all the time"

Damn, Destiny has a fine sister, stay skinny people.

Isn’t it ironic that fat people eat so much?

Wouldn’t they have enough energy stored to live off it for a while?

Its a habit. Just like how skinny people struggle eating enough.

 

[FitBitch]

She would crush anyone to death on top.

I hate to admit it but Amber is right. She is a real sex goddess, a real sex symbol of our generation. Forget Sofia Vergara and Emilia Clarke, we have the Amber Lynn Reid.

Seriously, what's sexier than a nasty, greasy hair covered with dandruff? Possibly flies flying around it? Four pairs of titties with roaches trying to escape the folds? Glorious fupa reaching her knees? And don't get me started with those beautiful legs... Lipedema on fleek.

Don't forget the gasping for breath and increased risk of heart attack. It's also fair to mention that at her weight she's at a huge risk for a prolapsed vagina, she might be being honest about how dainty her hole is but too stupid to understand why it's so small. God if you're not getting hard just thinking about those 500 elbess of sexual flesh there's something wrong with you. She is the pinnacle of human desire and don't you forget it.

 

[pickleniggo]

prolapsed vagina

I’m upset.

I almost want to google this but I genuinely don’t think my brain can handle it so early in the morning.