Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DarkSydePundit]

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"We are both lesbians"

I got some more

-We both breathe
-We both love food
-We both can’t find our Pussy
-We are the type of people that say ‘Hey look, Cheesecake Factory’ every time we see it lol
-We enjoy lying
-We have the same Hobbies - thinking about killing ourselves all day every day

I can name of so many more lol.

 

[freebecky]

Imagine having the choice of any restaurant in Lexington and deciding on The fucking Olive Garden.
Lexington is a good-sized city and a quick Google shows a variety of interesting steakhouses, seafood restaurants, grills and obviously Southern food.

I mean The Olive Garden is ok, but why drive hours for a chain restaurant on your birthday? These people are the most basic of bitches who never attempt anything out of their comfort zones and thoroughly deserve each other.

There are sooo many unique/interesting restaurants a couple miles from the Olive Garden that they could have tried.

I think a large part of it is just their lowbrow/boring/unadventurous palates. But, it's also not a given that AL can fit in most of the seating in fancy/trendy restaurants. Unlike Olive Garden, CFC, IHOP, etc., which try to cater to the morbidly obese/simple person.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Another one from the depths of Amber's ask.fm:

Why not bolth?

Funny how prophetic this question was.

 

[Bashful Bunny]

There is no way she could pull off that angle post-Krystal and AL isn't competent at photo touchups. I couldn't find that pillows/poster combo in any Krystal or Destiny era videos. I would date this from the 89 elbees era.

That selfie was taken in the apartment she shared with Destiny before their breakup. I don't know if it's from before or after Destiny left, but it was definitely taken around the end of their relationship.

 

[Malibougie]

I feel like that was destiny ky era. I feel like she hauled the LOVE pillow and that pink bedding- which she also vlogged.

I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure that I am right

 

[pickleniggo]

Another one from the depths of Amber's ask.fm:
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Why not bolth?

Funny how prophetic this question was.

The jokes just write themselves.

 

[C3PBRO]

Her askfm profile picture was taken one year ago. She has the exact same backdrop, outfit and hairstyle in her video "OPENING UP."

This video was posted during the "haunted scale" period, so no hard data on her weight I'm afraid.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

God damn it Amber

 

[Xenomorph]

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God damn it Amber

Type 2 Beetus Drake is probably rubbing himself out to this one, I can practically hear his keyboard keys clacking.

In this lovely video Amber says she sent Dusty a full nude pic when they were just "talking"

 

[BishhwithaB]

And... she just disabled ask.fm

 

[shecameforcwc]

In this lovely video Amber says she sent Dusty a full nude pic when they were just "talking"

Another great thing about this is she didn’t send her a nude pic as a treat she sent it to let dusty know what she was in for since dusty said she was into “bigger girls”.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Fuck marry kill: amberlynn, Becky and destiny.

Kill: Myself

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Fuck marry kill: amberlynn, Becky and destiny.

No contest, already dead inside and....pat on the head and send back to Dana?

 

[Twinkie]

So uhhh, who took this "full nude" ?? Did she make Krystle do it? We all know that our gorl Amber can't fit anything but her face in frame when she's holding the phone. We also know she's too stupid to work a camera timer

 

[Queen Kimberly]

I think it may be disabled for good this time. Could be wrong, but she probably realized that people are going to keep going through it and digging up receipts on all the dumb and problematic shit she said in the past.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Unless we see her on video crushing it, she'd never admit breaking a scootypuff. She'd just claim the battery died.

Agreed. Only reason she admit that she rides scooter in Walmart because we caught it in her video which she was too lazy to edit it out. When we called her out ,she magically proclaimed that she rides scooter in very next vlog

 

[NemmaSis]

Glad I saved my personal favorite: 'Handicap Retard'


"Incest Baby" is pretty good too:

 

[BillionaireBrat]

Kill: Myself

The only correct answer

 

[Bunny]

Glad I saved my personal favorite: 'Handicap exceptional individual'
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"Incest Baby" is pretty good too:
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There's a good chance that incest baby isn't going to come out to be the most beautiful baby. It will probably have 3 eyes.

 

[pickleniggo]

Glad I saved my personal favorite: 'Handicap exceptional individual'
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"Incest Baby" is pretty good too:
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Her morality gauge genuinely baffles me. Like, she has zero real world experience and that leads to this weird, superficial black and white thinking where everything is sunshine and rainbows - except for bullies and hayders.