Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

Can someone please post the gif of amber’s freaky eye in that one gif where she’s eating and rarity (I think) jumps on the table? She looks so fucking freaky. I need it to prove my point about her fucked up eye.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/your-favourite-amber-pic-gif.37815/post-5026997

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

The only people who say hamber abuses her animals are people like Michael Be Triggered. She could be a better owner, yeah, but aside from a couple clips of Destiny acting like a downy moron and pulling on the cats forelegs a little too hard there's really 0 proof and Amber doesn't strike me as the type who would hit her animals. They're fed and watered and nobody seems to really bother them.
Ehh hate to say it, but I really do think Amber would be attractive if she wasn't so morbidly obese

I doubt she would be attractive at all. Even if she was physically attractive she would still have a shit personality. And she is critically obese so no need to think about what she would look like when not critically obese. Even if she was nice to be around and lost weight, excess skin heaven.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

One common trope I have been seeing with Amber, sorry if this is :late:, but Writerlynn has a tendency to conflate not liking something or having even the slightest sensitivity to it with having an allergy to something. It is one of my favourite Amberisms to be honest. Just goes to show how complex and nuanced our gorl's wrideen skillz are. We have a lot to learn from Airheadstotle.
Edit: spelleen

This also applies to several of the "fears" she claims to have. Having an aversion to something gross (like maggots) isn't the same as having a ''fear" of it.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

This also applies to several of the "fears" she claims to have. Having an aversion to something gross (like maggots) isn't the same as having a ''fear" of it.

Remember when she had a dainty little temper tantrum over people being insensitive about her crippling trypophobia?

Good thing she established that as a totally real and not at all exaggerated (or outright invented) affliction of hers. We've really been with her every step of the way in her inspiring journey to overcome the trauma of Becky making little dots on her arm with a pen.

And I, for one, am grateful.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Reddit. Seriously, they've got a tag just for composing letters for Amber to read.

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Tf is this cringy shit

 

[sparklemilhouse]

So if she’s sitting on an air mattress in the living room, that can’t possibly last long. She must be going through one every few weeks.

 

[Skin Fold Odor]

Reddit. Seriously, they've got a tag just for composing letters for Amber to read.

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Jesus.
These people have WAY to much time on their hands. Pathetic.

 

[raritycunt]

The mod note on language policing just makes me love KF that much more.
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Also, best post I found there doesn't even originate from reddit.
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Just remember:
Your life story is shit and nobody cares.

Why even have a subreddit then? Why bother? If all you’re allowed to do is sit around and pout “ohh no poor amberlynn” while sharing your own sob stories and binge tales then you may as well just join that idiotic Facebook group.

Thank god kiwi farms is a thing.

 

[MissLosR]

Why even have a subreddit then? Why bother? If all you’re allowed to do is sit around and pout “ohh no poor amberlynn” while sharing your own sob stories and binge tales then you may as well just join that idiotic Facebook group.

Thank god kiwi farms is a thing.

I think the difference between Facebook and Reddit for Hamber is that Reddit is "anonymous". Most people probably don't want their workplace or friends identifying them as losers who waste their time following her ( I sure don't need that) and Facebook is necessarily identifiable. Despite the amount of powerleveling people do over on Reddit, it feels more anonymous, and even if a colleague or friend "felt like" an account was yours, it's harder to prove it. It lets them behave like they would on Facebook with more of a mask on, whereas here the culture is completely different.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Heck, even a lot of Kiwi Farmers sometimes forget that the "don't powerlevel" thing is not really as common of a practice or rule around on the rest of the internet as it is here...it's a part of the KF forum culture and while I personally love it and think it's just intelligent and common sense, it's definitely more unique to KF itself to have such hard/strict "No Powerlevelling, you fucking faggots" rules. Outside and beyond here, sometimes even the concept of powerlevelling doesn't exist.

We laugh and make fun of Youtube commentors or Reddiors or Facebook moms or whatever for talking about themselves or their lives so brazenly and openly (like yeah for sure it's definitely cringey to scroll down on any ALR reaction video and see paragraph-long comments about people sperging over their own lives) and we say "Hahaha look at that Powerlevelling mong!" but those websites aren't the Farms and don't have our culture or our rules....and don't have a userbase like KF does full of people who will literally just tell you to shut up and fuck yourself if you're being a huge shit heel.

God she is the world's fattest, most gaping cunt.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

I'd like to point out that every time Amber claims to be allergic to cats, she also points out the culprit and it's one cat out of the bunch.




It sounds a lot like her "allergy" to eggs, where only scrambled eggs causes allergy and every other way of prepping them is fine.

In other words, she's as allergic to cats as she is to eggs - not at all.

In regards to the photo, my bet is that she threw a tantrum for some reason and took a pic because she thought she looked cute. Notice the forced and over the top frown.

Much as I dislike our dainty gorl, this is one thing that I could actually see as being true
Slight pl as explanation - my eldest son has brittle asthma and after 19y of the same (DSH) cat no issues, he had several bad attacks last year after we took in two orphaned long-haired kittens - hospital allergy tests confirmed an allergy to only long-haired cats and dogs
Wasabi is definitely long-haired, looks part Maine-Coon to me, that older cat Charlie looks fairly long-coated too judging by the tail

Having said all that, Amber is a shameless landwhale who lies so often, if she told me I was alive I'd check my own pulse just to make sure lol

 

[Hellion]

Terrifying image comparison posted on the Amberlynn subreddit.

Grim.

 

[Twinkie]

Didn't really know where else to put this. People wonder if AL would be pReTtY if she was thin and there are some photoshops but I think you can get a more realistic idea from these pics of her parents. Amberlynn's mother's methed-out mugshot has been posted here numerous times and if AL ever lost weight, that's probably close to what she'd look like.

But let's be extra Here's MamaLynn cleaned up. If Amberlynn had never ruined herself she could have potentially looked like this (plus the popeye chin she got from John Goodman her dad)

 

[XenomorphThot]

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Holy shit... How old was she in this picture?! You guys weren't kidding when you said she's been massive her whole life. She most likely doesn't even know how amazing it feels to not weight as much as a baby elephant.

 

[Wyzzerd]

Holy shit... How old was she in this picture?! You guys weren't kidding when you said she's been massive her whole life. She most likely doesn't even know how amazing it feels to not weight as much as a baby elephant.

My best guess is probably around 10-13, other more learned kiwis probably know the exact age in the picture. All she has ever known is being medically obese, not ever overweight or just fat but all the way to obese since she was a fat baby.

That's a nightmarish existence to live through, death can't come fast enough to end her gluttonous misery.

 

[Spergoy of Cuckkad]

It's crazy how younger and prettier she looked in the 300/400 pound range. It's like she aged 10 years by crossing over into the 500s... she looks decrepit

 

[ADHD]

Didn't really know where else to put this. People wonder if AL would be pReTtY if she was thin and there are some photoshops but I think you can get a more realistic idea from these pics of her parents. Amberlynn's mother's methed-out mugshot has been posted here numerous times and if AL ever lost weight, that's probably close to what she'd look like.

But let's be extra Here's MamaLynn cleaned up. If Amberlynn had never ruined herself she could have potentially looked like this (plus the popeye chin she got from John Goodman her dad)

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Jesus. Were Amber's brothers so skinny because Amber stole their food?

 

[Spergoy of Cuckkad]

Jesus. Were Amber's brothers so skinny because Amber stole their food?

I mean it's been pretty well documented that she has food aggression so it's not out of the realm of possibilities

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Were there many M600PL episodes where the human landslides had thin/average weight family members or siblings?

I'm not a fan or connoisseur of the show so I have only seen a small-ish cluster of episodes alltogether over the years its been airing, but mostly I see that the families and Enablers tend to be hefty as hell, fat as fuck lardasses themselves as well. They just happen to kind of be in that Necky area of stereotypical, common American obesity/fatty so its not as much payed attention. Plus they always look "not as bad" propped up next to their 600+ pound pet sea cow.

Much as I dislike our dainty gorl, this is one thing that I could actually see as being true
Slight pl as explanation - my eldest son has brittle asthma and after 19y of the same (DSH) cat no issues, he had several bad attacks last year after we took in two orphaned long-haired kittens - hospital allergy tests confirmed an allergy to only long-haired cats and dogs
Wasabi is definitely long-haired, looks part Maine-Coon to me, that older cat Charlie looks fairly long-coated too judging by the tail

Having said all that, Amber is a shameless landwhale who lies so often, if she told me I was alive I'd check my own pulse just to make sure lol

The thing to remember about ALR is that if her gross, downturned, blubbery lips are moving - ? She is either eating or lying.
(And if its a Mookbawng its gonna be both)

Even if there is something that has every possibility in the world of being true of having docume ted evidence, tons of other people in the world experiencing it, etc (like how it isnt uncommon to drink milk your whole life but develop lactose intolerance as an adult, for example) if it is the HAMLARD FATLORD claiming something? She's fucking lying.
Allergic to eggs? Lie. Trypopiphobia? Lie. Allergic to cats? Liiieeee.
It doesn't matter if these things could be true or are scientifically sound or even are true for other people. You and your son are probably nice folk who dont abuse, cheat, steal, lie, and manipulate on the daily.

I think she is just genuinely fucked up. She has been lying about tiny, inane shit since she was a kid because....who knows? Attention? And it is so inground and deeprooted she wont stop. Egg allergies are cute and unique and quirky. A lot of Kiwi Farmers are speculating that the cats might be getting unloaded/abandoned soon so suddwnly being mysteriously "allergic" to Wasabi is going to be her boohoo waawaa story to get away with it.

ALR always lies.

 

[ADHD]

@pecansandies do you make anything of Amber being so much fatter than her brothers at such a young age?