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Jace's archery form is so awful I'm surprised he didn't hurt his arm by hitting it with the bowstring when he made a shot, then claim the bow was a Muslim agent sent to kill him.
 
God damn. I need to just stop trying to figure out if these guys are real or not, and enjoy. At least he isn't begging for money (yet).
And to that point, no shit your arrows are going in at an angle. You are 8 feet away and aiming down at the target.
 
Lou said:
As disappointing as the lack of a livestream is this week is, these vlogs have definitely made up for it. Kyle is hilarious, the way he just blurted out that Jace wasn't in the marines followed by Jace's reaction was gold. It's crazy to say considering he's his weed dealer, but Kyle really seems like the most well-rounded, nice friend Jace has, at least so far.
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Yeah, that doesn't say much though. One of his best friends is a retarded borderline sociopath who has stolen from him and the other is stupid enough to use a one way ticket to Tel Aviv in hopes of finding a dead rapper. I would not be shocked if most of these guys met during special ed.
 
CatParty said:
Jace is the physical embodiment of Yakety Sax
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Wow. Because of the placement of the letters on my tablet (at least what I'm gonna tell myself), I read that as the sexual embodiment of yakety sax. Which is still funny... as long as it doesn't involve jace.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
I feel like Kyle might have asperger's or a bit of the autism. He's also the most sane person in their circle of friends.
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Not everyone who hangs out with Jace is autistic. Is Kyle a loser? Yes. He's is a pot dealer who doesn't make enough money to live on his own so he probably became a pot dealer because he smokes massive quantities of weed and buys bulk quantities and winds up smoking half of it. He doesn't make enough to move away from his parent's house. He's acting weird in that video probably because he smoked a blunt with Jace before shooting arrows and is fucking with him. Has Jace ever admitted to how much he spends on weed? I bet he buys in small quantities constantly, so Kyle is making $200-400 off him every month.

Also, LOL AT JACE RUNNING. He's goofier than Cid in FFVII.
 
CatParty said:
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Damn. Even a cartoon fox has better form than Jace.
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
He's also the most sane person in their circle of friends.
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Yeah. Kyle. The ghost expert. Is the most sane one of the bunch.

God help them.
 
bacterium said:
God damn. I need to just stop trying to figure out if these And to that point, no shit your arrows are going in at an angle. You are 8 feet away and aiming down at the target.
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The bow he is using looks much too small for him, too.

This ghost business is retarded. Jace is on his meds and still can't tell when he is being fucked with.
 
impossibility said:
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*hits the target at crotch level*

"That's why they call me Headshot Jace, baby!"

More like Dickshot Jace taHAA
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That's not a crotch-level hit. Look at him as he retrieves his arrow, it's clearly at knee level.

Insert your own tired Skyrim joke here.
 
Varis said:
The bow he is using looks much too small for him, too.

This ghost business is retarded. Jace is on his meds and still can't tell when he is being fucked with.
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I think that is where the naive part starts. Nobody is there to tell him "Jace, there were no ghosts. You had a bit of an episode. It's all cool now. It's over". Any person rational enough to tell him that stuff is also rational enough to not get directly involved with him for too long. I don't think Kyle is fucking with him with his ghost advice. Kyle has been dealing with Jace and Tyce's retarded shit for way too long for it to just be for shits and giggles. I remember back when Jace was dry for awhile due to his fight with Tyce. I guess Kyle refused to sell to him until eventually Jace got him to sign some treaty where he didn't have to pick sides. Kyle also always seems to wear a hoodie and sunglasses. He's in one of Jace's older videos at night wearing the same thing and I think when Jace did a gmod version of him he had a similar attire. I really think he's like a stoner zen-wannabe Dale Gribble of the group. The guy seems to talk out of his ass quite a bit but who in their circle of friends doesn't?
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
I think that is where the naive part starts. Nobody is there to tell him "Jace, there were no ghosts. You had a bit of an episode. It's all cool now. It's over". Any person rational enough to tell him that stuff is also rational enough to not get directly involved with him for too long. I don't think Kyle is fucking with him with his ghost advice. Kyle has been dealing with Jace and Tyce's retarded shit for way too long for it to just be for shits and giggles. I remember back when Jace was dry for awhile due to his fight with Tyce. I guess Kyle refused to sell to him until eventually Jace got him to sign some treaty where he didn't have to pick sides. Kyle also always seems to wear a hoodie and sunglasses. He's in one of Jace's older videos at night wearing the same thing and I think when Jace did a gmod version of him he had a similar attire. I really think he's like a stoner zen-wannabe Dale Gribble of the group. The guy seems to talk out of his ass quite a bit but who in their circle of friends doesn't?
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Jace is rational enough to realize that what he did was fucked up, and that being off his medication contributed to that. Still, he fails to see the connection between "I'm off my meds and there's a ghost on the phone that wants to see me masturbate" and "I posted my phone number on Twitter"? Dude.
 
Thetan said:
He didn't really have a choice. He's damn lucky Gail didn't decide to report the car (which, I assume, is registered to her) stolen.

Still, how is he going to eat now that he can't make any more runs to Hannaford for "gamer food"?
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He'll have to try the bacon again.

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Or he'll roll Little Faggot in Dorito dust and put him in the "microwave."
 
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