Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[WelperHelper99]

Big Al.

He's not wrong. Turns out when you chop your dick off, it doesn't solve your daddy issues, and now you can't reproduce. Life as a slave sounds better.

Bobby admits that liberals are sheltered, rich, and hedonistic.

Liberals prioritizing fun over education and family is a tale is old as time. Why do you think China beat us in the Hypersonic missile race and landed a rover on Mars in the last decade. Too many spoiled liberals.

Thinkers™.

I thought even soft Sci-fi mentions photosynthesis

Algae has been part of Sci fi forever for oxygen systems. Star trek should have talked about it. Hell it's a irl concept, as seen here. Bob should know if he had brain cells.

other news, Disney is cutting jobs.

Turns out bad press and bad decisions equals less money. Sacrifices must be made. But the Rat is perfect, so Bobby can't go too hard

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

About The Little Shop of Horrors movie:

If you don't know Little Shop of Horrors is basically the story of Faust.

Spoiler: brief film synopsis

Seymour Krelborn, played by Rick Moranis, is a very down on his luck schlub working at a failing flower store. His luck changes one day when a mysterious plant shows up and attracts customers for the first time ever. One day the plant Audrey 2, named after the love interest Audrey, falls over dead and Seymour discovers that it feeds on blood. Audrey 2 grows bigger as Seymour feeds it his own blood until it's too big for him to manage on his own. Audrey 2 reveals that it can talk and has sentience by crying out "Feed me!" and if Seymour can keep feeding Audrey 2 then he'll get richer and more famous than ever thought possible. Seymour is able to feed Audrey 2 by cutting up the real Audrey's abusive, dentist lover who had died by OD'ing on nitrous oxide. The owner of the flower shop sees Seymour chopping up the body, thinks that Seymour has killed the dentist, and confronts him later. Flower shop owner threatens to take Seymour to the police but he's willing to not say anything if Seymour leaves town and tells him how to take care of the plant. Seymour slowly backs the owner into the gaping maw of Audrey 2 where he's devoured. Wanting to get away from the hell he's created Seymour finally confesses his love for Audrey and they plan to get married in the morning and leave Skid Row. Audrey 2 doesn't like Seymour abandoning it so it coaxes over Audrey where she's attacked. Seymour is able to free her from Audrey 2's jaws.

This is where the movie diverges from the original to the theatrical.

In the theatrical cut Seymour bravely saves his love, fights the evil plant monster, is victorious, and lives happily ever after with Audrey in a house with a white picket fence and a budding Audrey 2 in the fence line that smiles directly into the camera as a stinger.

In the original ending Seymour saves a Audrey from the plant but she's wounded. Audrey hates herself and doesn't even think she's good enough for lowly Seymour who was always beside her. In what she believes is the last act of love and kindness for the only man that's ever cared about her she convinces Seymour to feed her to Audrey 2 so that he can have all the success and happiness he deserves. So Seymour places the only good thing that he has EVER had in his life into the hungering mouth of Audrey 2 as a sacrifice for more material goods. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand then it's revealed that Audrey 2 is actually a space monster, in the fantastic and Academy Award nominated song Mean Green Mother from Outer Space, that's been using Seymour so it could propagate and eat all of humanity before eating Seymour. A prologue is then sung by three muses detailing how the Audrey 2s took over with scene after scene of giant puppets wrecking cities.

I prefer the original ending with my only complaint is that the destruction, while fun, goes on 2 minutes too long and it gets annoying. Seymour sells his soul or humanity to this creature just so he can get money. His first would be victim was the dentist who he was going to kill until the dentist killed himself. He purposefully positions and maneuvers the shop owner, who was a bit of a jerk but didn't do anything to harm Seymour and gave him a free place to live, to be devoured alive just to save himself. Seymour, while sympathetic, if not a good person and it bites him on the ass. He gets his comeuppance

That's just to address the original people that Bob barged in on like a drunken bull elephant seal. Bob automatically equates the characters in the movie to being satirical, comparing them to some South Park episode. He then tries to prove his point by mocking Somewhere That's Green and inserting his own retardation into it.

Audrey is a pathetic character. She's a battered woman who will not leave her abuser, lives in a ran down apartment with her abuser, works in a failing flower shop, and her entire world is Skid Row which we now call the ghetto. Somewhere That's Green is about her escaping from her terrible life to a fantasy land of that fabled perfect life. Bob sees it and somehow thinks it's supposed to be a joke going "HuR duR it actually about Frank Oz mocking 50's culture and his parents who wanted to just have a family and not wanting to be on a fucking star ship by now". Curiously Bob admits that this totally real joke that every one can see is obviously a totally real joke doesn't land. It's almost like it's not supposed to be a joke but rather it's supposed to be poignant, you incapable of knowing and experiencing human emotions fucking autist.

Bob did get some slight pushback in the only time either one of the original two posters interacted with him and it's from an actual woman.

Bobby picks fight with FandomWire. Challenge accepted!

Onlyfans doesn't have an algorithm, retard. It's porn. It's also completely different and unrelated to the pop culture bullshit Bob and FandomWire comment on and compete over. I have no idea why Bob didn't just use his tried and true method of saying "neither one of us is as big as kids doing unboxing videos". Maybe he was just extra horny today.

Fun fact!
Bob follows just as many tranny whores as he does real women whores

The internal politics of Marvel Studio is getting more and more intriguing.

Thank you Mr. Freshcorn. Enjoy your Morris plushie.

So all of the bad ideas were actually good ideas? Everything that Embarrassment said was pretty dumb the fact that he makes a point to complain about the lack of Black Widow toys is just kino coomer consoomer.

Big Al.

Remember when Steven Crowder very publicly burnt every bridge he had with Daily Wire because they tried to give him a shit contract? Remember when Big Al lied and told everyone that Andrew Tate was found by pizza boxes so he could seem smart?

The Aiden shooter, according to Tucker Carlson, was not enabled by lax gun laws, but by the "deranged and demonic ideology that is infecting our country", the ideology encouraged by Joe Biden. Tulsi Gabbard speaks of what readers of the Tranny Sideshow thread are too familiar with.

So Bobby, are they "just trying to exist" or are they really trying to what Gabbard says?

12 minutes in MS paint later

DID YOU GET THAT REFERENCE?!

 

[WelperHelper99]

First fucking damn man, if I could give you a Semper Fi I would.

all of the bad ideas were actually good ideas? Everything that Embarrassment said was pretty dumb the fact that he makes a point to complain about the lack of Black Widow toys is just kino coomer consoomer.

Yeah, where were the Black Widow toys? Lego came out with this:

Was tempted to get it just for the lego Chinnok, ngl, the BEST transport helicopter, but other than this... I remember nothing. Was it because she was too sexy? They aren't afraid of selling 3-500 dollar big booba collectors statues at my local comic shop, so what, Disney couldn't even sell a severely toned down action figure because that was too haram?

12 minutes in MS paint later

DID YOU GET THAT REFERENCE?!

(You can do that in MS paint now?!?)

But to the shooting. Bob's impotent seething is not unique. They have no response. It goes against everything. A leftist tranny taking up arms and going on a rampage is unthinkable. So Blob utters threats, becoming part of the problem and possibly inciting a repeat of this horrible incident.

 

[The tired cat]

Translation: "Before Musk bought Twatter, we controlled and could say whatever shit we wanted and ban those we didn't like, Now that we lost this privilege, we're gonna scream how "muh fweedom of speech and muh Twatter value" is being destroyed"

Another ugly cartoon.

Wouldn't call it "ugly", this is made by Tarantovski, the guy behind Primal and other know popular shows. So, I can see why people are excited for it, heck so am I.

 

[Mr Processor]

I prefer the original ending with my only complaint is that the destruction, while fun, goes on 2 minutes too long and it gets annoying. Seymour sells his soul or humanity to this creature just so he can get money. His first would be victim was the dentist who he was going to kill until the dentist killed himself. He purposefully positions and maneuvers the shop owner, who was a bit of a jerk but didn't do anything to harm Seymour and gave him a free place to live, to be devoured alive just to save himself. Seymour, while sympathetic, if not a good person and it bites him on the ass. He gets his comeuppance

The theatrical cut cuts out "don't feed the plants" which pretty much explains the Faustian bargain of the movie. (Also cuts out all that great miniature and puppet work.) Little Shop of Horrors is a pretty grim story in most versions (original movie, Off-Broadway Musical, Director's Cut) except for the theatrical version of the film. I'm not surprised that Bob didn't get it.

My take on Perlmutter being out is not that he had bad ideas, necessarily, but that he is a personal enemy of Bob Iger. I doubt Perlmutter is "fully removed" unless he sold his considerable shares in Disney:

Perlmutter was the chief executive officer and the largest shareholder of Marvel when Disney acquired the company for about $4 billion in 2009. He often clashed with other executives internally, and in 2015 CEO Bob Iger took responsibility for Marvel’s super-successful film studio away from Perlmutter.

The 80-year-old executive played a key role in the recent proxy fight with activist investor Nelson Peltz, who was seeking a board seat at Disney. Perlmutter advocated for Peltz to be added to the board and brokered meetings with Disney management, the company said. Peltz dropped the effort after declaring the changes Iger was making aligned with his thinking.

Disney Fires Marvel Chief Ike Perlmutter After Peltz Fight​

 

[Positron]

I hope this piece of "amazing" capeshit will redeem the French in the eyes of Bobby.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Translation: "Before Musk bought Twatter, we controlled and could say whatever shit we wanted and ban those we didn't like, Now that we lost this privilege, we're gonna scream how "muh fweedom of speech and muh Twatter value" is being destroyed"

I don't feel sorry for them. If they wanted shit to be fair across the board, they shouldn't have censored every one to death. Now your shields are down, the rules being used against you:

How's it feel to be on the receiving end of the phaser fire for once?

Wouldn't call it "ugly", this is made by Tarantovski, the guy behind Primal and other know popular shows. So, I can see why people are excited for it, heck so am I.

I hope he can work his magic and not just go family guy like EVERY western cartoon anymore. Last western cartoon I enjoyed truly was Wakfu, and that shit is French. Again the French are fucking weird, sometimes they do great things, but most of the time they're fags. But it would be nice to actually have something to export to Asia for once.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Bobby admits that liberals are sheltered, rich, and hedonistic.

When I went to University the only way you weren't getting laid is if you were deeply weird, like MovieBob. Most of the christian conservative dudes I went to Uni with, before the end of first year, found themselves a knockout of a Girlfriend, and were perfectly happy to skip out on the partying. Most of them married these same women as well.

As for right wingers making friends with left wingers. It just might be, that they like the individual regardless of politics. Politics are not the end all and be all of why you enjoy someone's company. I'm friends with people who I think have retarded political beliefs, but they are fun to hang out with and shoot the shit on other subjects. There was a time, not to long ago, where you didn't have to explain this to people. You could just talk sports with someone, or cars.

The internal politics of Marvel Studio is getting more and more intriguing.

I think this is the first time I've ever seen a photo of Perlmutter, who is infamously camera shy. Perlmutter created the MCU after rescuing Marvel from bankruptcy a decade earlier. He bought Marvel initially because he owned ToyBiz and wanted to sell Marvel action figures. Some of the stuff attributed to him, is mostly because he would say things like "Black Heroes don't sell toys." Which he is right. Or "women heroes don't sell toys" which he is also right about. Perlmutter is an old school business guy, who just wants to make money. A man who is far removed from the activist shit, and is the guy in the room going "Yeah...but who is this for?" Is he an asshole, of course, those guys usually are, especially if you can't perform.

Now Perlmutter hasn't been involved with Marvel since 2016, it's all been Feige. Which even a casual fan can notice is two years after that, the rot began to set in. The films got worse and worse, dumber and dumber. You can argue that Feige did Perlmutter a favour booting him out. Perlmutter gets to claim the good parts of the MCU while Feige gets stuck with circling of the drain.

 

[WelperHelper99]

As for right wingers making friends with left wingers. It just might be, that they like the individual regardless of politics. Politics are not the end all and be all of why you enjoy someone's company. I'm friends with people who I think have retarded political beliefs, but they are fun to hang out with and shoot the shit on other subjects. There was a time, not to long ago, where you didn't have to explain this to people. You could just talk sports with someone, or cars.

That's many of my friends. I'm the old man despite being the youngest usually. But I'm friends anyway because I know them on a personal level, and I at least kinda get WHY they are the way they are. Bob makes no attempt to understand people, just throws that dehumanizing copypasta at them that their lives don't matter. I may disagree with my friends at times, but not once have I wished death on them. I actually have empathy.

 

[The tired cat]

I hope he can work his magic and not just go family guy like EVERY western cartoon anymore. Last western cartoon I enjoyed truly was Wakfu, and that shit is French. Again the French are fucking weird, sometimes they do great things, but most of the time they're fags. But it would be nice to actually have something to export to Asia for once.

I mean, let's be real Tarantovsky is the last guy to call up to make a FG or R&M type knock off, this is the guy you call for action-packed cartoons.

 

[JayHarrison]

Since the window to edit a previous post of mine has closed, I need to make one small correction:

Remember the McCloskeys, the Missouri couple whose property was invaded by Black Lives (Don't Really) Matter cult members in 2000 2020? If Moviebob had its way, the McCloskeys would have either been legally required to surrender to the BL(DR)M cult without putting up armed resistance at best, or mercilessly beaten to death by BL(DR)M cult members at worst.

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There's probably a really good Twilight Zone episode to be made from the premise of Slobbert building a robot to exterminate the stupids.

Imagine a Lardo Retardo look alike building a killer robot. At the end of the story, you see him giving the killbot it's orders to kill anybody below 75 IQ. "Affirmative, orders accepted" says the bot. The last shot is the bot's eyes glowing bright red and training on The Eternal Virgin.

Cut to black.

That would be the shortest Twilight Zone episode ever, clocking in at a whopping thirteen seconds.

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The Aiden shooter, according to Tucker Carlson, was not enabled by lax gun laws, but by the "deranged and demonic ideology that is infecting our country", the ideology encouraged by Joe Biden.

And openly supported by Moviebob.

Tulsi Gabbard speaks of what readers of the Tranny Sideshow thread are too familiar with.

Which is why nobody will ever let Moviebob forget about Bob's infamous Eugenics tweet, among many others.

So Bobby, are they "just trying to exist" or are they really trying to what [sic] Gabbard says?

The latter is the only correct answer to this question.

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Or you could be like Moviebob, who demands you bow to the Democrat Dioscese while accommodating Bob's every whim.

Wanting to take on a new persona is not necessarily a political act; many troons, like Tony Reed, want to escape their criminal past.

Maybe Moviebob should consider creating another persona--preferably one that isn't a greedy, vile, arrogant, ignorant, petulant, self-righteous, sociopathic asshole.

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Big Al.

And Moviebob sold its soul for far less.

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Bobby admits that liberals are sheltered, rich, and hedonistic.

Objection! Evidence?

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Thinkers™.

YupThatExists: "Scientists create LIquid Trees: A tank full of water and micro-algaw that could be an alternate to trees in urban areas."

Moviebob, Thinker™: "...but what does it DO?"

Nothing to add here, folks.

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So... the expulsion of vermin like Moviebob? And that's bad... why, exactly?

For a supposedly dying platform, it has a mysterious hold on a huge number of people.

People who remember Morgan Fairchild are unlikely to be on social media anyway.

...Who?

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What's Bobby's point in his "Sorcerer's Apprentice" gif?

Knowing Moviebob's genocidal tendencies, this is what Bob would actually do to people if given half the chance.

It is very apt to compare The Rat to Mr. Burns.

And I'm pretty sure that, for as debauched as C. Montgomery Burns is, Charlie has standards.

Your boot, Bob.

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Bobby picks fight with FandomWire. Challenge accepted!

Moviebob picks a fight against two opponents, both of which end up winning.

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Understandable; I can't see Tarantino remake The 40 Year Old Virgin.

Nor can I see Tarantino remaking The Blob.

 

[Boston Brand]

So is Bobby throwing a fit over losing his Checkmark?

 

[Koby_Fish]

It would figure that Bob's so exceptional and has so many crayons up his nose that he doesn't understand that plankton (algae) can photosynthesize just like Big Ass Trees, Grass, and other plants. What does it do? Well Bob, it does the OPPOSITE of denying Oxygen to the Wastelands.

 

[Tom Myers]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1641571946486992900

https://archive.md/WG8WD

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

So is Bobby throwing a fit over losing his Checkmark?

Nah, he is going to treat his checkmark loss as a act of resistence.

"You can shove it on you emerald aphardeit ass, Elmo! My principles are not for sale."

Or something of the sorts. The terminal retards are already treating the blue checkmark as a scarlet letter.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I was scratching my head until Google tells me "Mr. Hyde" is some capeshit character.

no doubt bastardised from Robert Louis Stevenson's "Strange Case Of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"

"Twitter's main appeal was speaking truth to power?" I wish.

that's a funny way to say "turbo-sperging worthless opinions into the void like a homeless crackhead shouting at passing traffic"

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

So Robert is getting his rage on looking for news to piss him off, and he got one here;

Blah blah blah, Republicans are not people, and same old shit. Well, you won't get anything new from a guy who doesn't leave his mother's house.

But the way Robert put, as a state sen weaponized the police... I kinda doubt it, state senadors don't have all that mojo, and I went to take a read on the article, and it wasn't the senator who sued the family to get the goat, it was the fair organizers who sold the animal.

And this passage struck me as off:

The family entered Cedar (the Goat) into the Shasta District Fair’s junior livestock auction on June 24, 2022, the suit says, an event in which animals entered for auction are part of a “terminal sale” in which they are sold off to be used as meat – “no exceptions,” a fair brochure says. But before bidding began the Long family changed their minds and tried to back out before Cedar was auctioned off, something fair officials said was not allowed.

First, look, it in the very name "LIVESTOCK auction", these are not pets. If the goat was the girl's pet to begin with, why did the family tried to sell it as a livestock to begin with?

Also, I'm sorry, but this "tried to back off" rubs me the wrong way. This story is fishy, they went to sell the goat as a live stock, the backed out when it was obvious the goat would be used as meat because the girl started crying, and they couldn't take the goat out because of the rules? Which county fair has rules that obliges someone to sell proprety, unless they already sign the papers, which is something the article doesn't say.

And now we get to this hyper moralism Robert puts here, the senator probably didn't know the story behind the fucking Goat, he went to a auction and saw a goat, he liked the goat and bought the goat, it was the organizers, who have to deliver the goat, who went after the family to get the goat, so why make this about fucking Politics Robert? why are you looking for any excuse to make people into cartoon monsters.

I mean, we all know why, to get you rage on, but do you really need to twist shit into a cartoon to get it?

Also, this goat story doesn't feel right, and from the article we only got the girl's family side, something feels off.

One more thing: I didn't see anywhere in the article that the family did try to buy the Goat back.

 

[King Dead]

Nah, he is going to treat his checkmark loss as a act of resistence.

"You can shove it on you emerald aphardeit ass, Elmo! My principles are not for sale."

Or something of the sorts. The terminal retards are already treating the blue checkmark as a scarlet letter.

That's pretty much been his stance, though I find it funny that Elon had them put in a toggle to let you turn off your bluecheck, presumably because people have been getting harassed for paying for it. So if Bob wanted to, he could still pay to be part of the exclusive club while not appearing to be, letting him have his cake and eat it too.

From my understanding, being a bluecheck meant more than just having that dumb badge next to your name, it also allowed you to filter out the unwashed masses and prioritize conversations with other bluechecks. So it depends on if Bobby got mileage out of that; if his Twitter experience is bad enough without it, I could totally see him forking over the cash.

Again, for someone who repeatedly states that Twitter doesn't matter, he spends an awful lot of time on it.

I mean, we all know why, to get you rage on, but do you really need to twist shit into a cartoon to get it?

Also, this goat story doesn't feel right, and from the article we only got the girl's family side, something feels off.

Of course he does, because that's all he sees the world as. There's good Thinkers and bad Believers, and anything that isn't wholly good is wholly evil. There isn't another side to this story because all he sees is an evil Republican cackling maniacally as he slaughters a goat in front of a crying girl.

I agree with you, though, in that the story sounds weird. It seems pretty stupid of the family to give the goat to the fair to be auctioned away if it meant so much to the girl in the first place. Did they not know how she felt about it? That's kind of poor parenting on their part not to notice that; surely she would have said something beforehand?

Now I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt here that she didn't quite understand what was going to happen to the goat, and when she found out, she got so upset that they tried to get him back. But again, that's on you as parents to explain things adequately before you make a decision like that. I don't fault the fair for being unwilling to return the goat either; I can't say for sure, but my guess is that it could affect the operations of the auction if you pull out a lot at the last minute.

But I guess I'm just a heartless bastard that enjoys seeing children suffer, and the real monsters aren't the parents for giving away an animal that their daughter apparently cared so much about. Fuck's sake, Bob, you're so blinded by hatred that you can't even fathom who's to blame here.

 

[johnny dollars]

If you don't know Little Shop of Horrors is basically the story of Faust.

Very cool analysis. I've only seen the movie once and never thought of it like that! I really like it, I'll have to watch it again with that in my end. I too prefer the original ending.

Audrey is a pathetic character. She's a battered woman who will not leave her abuser, lives in a ran down apartment with her abuser, works in a failing flower shop, and her entire world is Skid Row which we now call the ghetto. Somewhere That's Green is about her escaping from her terrible life to a fantasy land of that fabled perfect life. Bob sees it and somehow thinks it's supposed to be a joke going "HuR duR it actually about Frank Oz mocking 50's culture and his parents who wanted to just have a family and not wanting to be on a fucking star ship by now". Curiously Bob admits that this totally real joke that every one can see is obviously a totally real joke doesn't land. It's almost like it's not supposed to be a joke but rather it's supposed to be poignant, you incapable of knowing and experiencing human emotions fucking autist.

Bob's hatred of "white middle America" makes it impossible for him to understand/emphasize with people. Yes, in the movie, her fantasy of somewhere green is a caricature of 1950s America (not necessarily a parody or criticism). That's done because it's a musical (not really subtle), and so the audience can immediately understand what Audrey is talking about it. But he fails to understand why a battered woman living in skidrow (literal shithole) would want a loving husband, a safe neighborhood, a niec community, and a comfortable modest living. He probably resents it because he'll never own his own house or have his own loving family.

 

[JayHarrison]

So Robert is getting his rage on looking for news to piss him off...

As always, it's rather clear to me that Moviebob read the headline, not the actual article.

...and he got one here;

So says Moviebob, whose soul was eagerly sold to the Democrat Dioscese for pennies on the dollar.

Blah blah blah, Republicans are not people, and same old shit. Well, you won't get anything new from a guy who doesn't leave his mother's house.

But the way Robert put, as a state sen weaponized the police... I kinda doubt it, state senadors don't have all that mojo, and I went to take a read on the article, and it wasn't the senator who sued the family to get the goat, it was the fair organizers who sold the animal.


And this passage struck me as off:

The family entered Cedar (the Goat) into the Shasta District Fair’s junior livestock auction on June 24, 2022, the suit says, an event in which animals entered for auction are part of a “terminal sale” in which they are sold off to be used as meat – “no exceptions,” a fair brochure says. But before bidding began the Long family changed their minds and tried to back out before Cedar was auctioned off, something fair officials said was not allowed.

First, look, it in the very name "LIVESTOCK auction", these are not pets. If the goat was the girl's pet to begin with, why did the family tried to sell it as a livestock to begin with?

My guess: The family entered this show believing it was akin to a dog show (think American Kennel Club), not an actual meat market.

Additionally, there's this excerpt:

The goat was sold on June 25 to a representative of state Sen. Brian Dahle for $902...

Assuming Moviebob actually read the artcile (which, again, is highly doubtful), this is where Bob would have stopped.

...with $63.14 going to the fair and $838.86 meant to go to Cedar’s owner [...]

That night, the last day of the fair, as Long’s daughter was saying goodbye to Cedar, Long decided to act.

“I knew when I took it that my next steps were to make it right with the buyer and the fairgrounds.”

Long wrote that she had communicated with Dahle’s office, which did not object to the goat being saved from slaughter.

“I will pay you back for the goat and any other expenses I caused,” Long wrote. “I would like to ask for your support in finding a solution.”

And you wonder why I doubt Moviebob's reading comp levels exceeds that required to understand what One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish is about.

And now we get to this hyper moralism Robert puts here, the senator probably didn't know the story behind the fucking Goat, he went to a auction and saw a goat, he liked the goat and bought the goat, it was the organizers, who have to deliver the goat, who went after the family to get the goat, so why make this about fucking Politics Robert?

Because Moviebob can't resist doing so.

And, for the record, if Moviebob actually has a brain, Bob could sell it as being in mint condition, given how rarely it's been used.