Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

Sissy Galvez · Jan 18, 2020

Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
The uniforms for the "Space Force" have been revealed. One would think that Robert would love this, but since this was Trump's idea, Robert dislikes it.

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I am so mad that I have to dislike this you have no fucking idea. https://t.co/zxztdTRM77”

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Robert continues to follow Naomi Wu for "fighting the good fight" and nothing else:

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“This young woman is fighting the good fight with two whole nations against her and still giving back where it's the right thing to do. Nothing but respect. They'll call her a hero when they write the history, whatever we say now. Nothing but respect. ✊ https://t.co/SlsJ9xoFJV”

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False reporting about a Marvel movie being delayed? Obviously an anti-Marvel/ Disney conspiracy:

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“It's an (anti)fanboy-op. The Mouse is PROBABLY going to have it's first "off" year in forever because this was supposed to be the Summer GOTG3 would've hit before the initial Gunn firing delayed it and now they dont have a major live action release outside Widow... https://t.co/tDFmUu4uqx”

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Imagine stanning for a large corporation that owns 90% of the media Robert consumes.

oh no the poor house of mouse won’t have a big blockbuster summer and people might infer Robert’s popcorn capeshit movies are finally over. What a loser.

Sir Wesley Tailpipe · Jan 18, 2020

Slowboat to China said:
Oh, shit. Bob Grylls! This could be so good. Someone challenge him to show off his wilderness survival skills, please, to own the mayonnaise ghouls who don't realize that he's better at everything than them.

Side note: Marshy woodlands in mosquito season. Picking lone star ticks off someone who fell on a nest of them. We wouldn't have to wait for a bear to eat Bob; malaria or Lyme disease would do it first.

And, since his beer of choice is the hipster favorite PBR, he won’t have any difficulties drinking his own piss!

Ralph Barnhardt · Jan 18, 2020

Doctor Placebo said:
A livestream on the newest Smash Bros where Bob watches someone else play. Smash Bros. A game that's all about multiplayer. Has anyone else on the planet livestreamed Smash Bros where one person just watched another person play?

Confirmation Cinema Robert doesn't actually play video games and hasn't since his childhood. He couldn't play because he would be exposed when he couldn't figure out how to work these newfangled "joystick" thingies.

Holy shit I'm a retard. I don't know what search terms I was using before but the vod was right there on The Escapist's twitch channel.

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This happened January of last year. Skimming through it it's not nearly as bad as I remember. Bob is actually engaging and is part of the conversation. He nerdgasms about Star Wars at the 45 minute mark because the host says Sakurai is like Luke Skywalker at the end of TOJ, saying that after everything Sakuari has done he can now look out at the setting sun knowing his work is done. I'll say it: Bob is downright pleasant. It's such a shock seeing and listening to him in this after watching his own vids and twitter feed. I do not know why he can seem like a sane nerd on a one hour twitch stream and every where else be the bag of flabby, stupid hatred that we all know and love. Is it because he's on the clock? Is it because Nintendo's being played in front of him? These are the mysteries.

The tired cat · Jan 18, 2020

Ralph Barnhardt said:
Holy shit I'm an exceptional individual. I don't know what search terms I was using before but the vod was right there on The Escapist's twitch channel.

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

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This happened January of last year. Skimming through it it's not nearly as bad as I remember. Bob is actually engaging and is part of the conversation. He nerdgasms about Star Wars at the 45 minute mark because the host says Sakurai is like Luke Skywalker at the end of TOJ, saying that after everything Sakuari has done he can now look out at the setting sun knowing his work is done. I'll say it: Bob is downright pleasant. It's such a shock seeing and listening to him in this after watching his own vids and twitter feed. I do not know why he can seem like a sane nerd on a one hour twitch stream and every where else be the bag of flabby, stupid hatred that we all know and love. Is it because he's on the clock? Is it because Nintendo's being played in front of him? These are the mysteries.

Honestly, I'd say it's a combination of two things: It's a Nintendo game and it's a franchise he really enjoys playing and second, he probably psyched himself that he needs to be professional here and not the walking hate-filled ahole he usually is.

Arthur Morgan · Jan 18, 2020

Ralph Barnhardt said:
Holy shit I'm an exceptional individual. I don't know what search terms I was using before but the vod was right there on The Escapist's twitch channel.

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

www.twitch.tv

This happened January of last year. Skimming through it it's not nearly as bad as I remember. Bob is actually engaging and is part of the conversation. He nerdgasms about Star Wars at the 45 minute mark because the host says Sakurai is like Luke Skywalker at the end of TOJ, saying that after everything Sakuari has done he can now look out at the setting sun knowing his work is done. I'll say it: Bob is downright pleasant. It's such a shock seeing and listening to him in this after watching his own vids and twitter feed. I do not know why he can seem like a sane nerd on a one hour twitch stream and every where else be the bag of flabby, stupid hatred that we all know and love. Is it because he's on the clock? Is it because Nintendo's being played in front of him? These are the mysteries.

I think it might be simpler, he's talking to a real person. He's actually having a conversation, not tweeting a reply or ranting in a video. Yes, there's also the Nintendo factor, that's probably helping, but in his book Bob sneered at Smash Bros Melee for supposedly tricking kids into thinking the characters were never stars of their own games (He had fallen out of gaming at this point and probably wasn't aware that his childhood favourites were being ported to the GBA). I think just sitting down with someone and talking about nerd shit he enjoys calmed him down enough to actually be pleasant.

Godzilla@1989 · Jan 18, 2020

What appeal makes Bob fascinated about Warren? I get nothing from her.

LordofCringe7206 · Jan 18, 2020

Godzilla@1989 said:
What appeal makes Bob fascinated about Warren? I get nothing from her.

She's a woman who tows the neoliberal establishment line.

Suburban Bastard · Jan 18, 2020

Godzilla@1989 said:
What appeal makes Bob fascinated about Warren? I get nothing from her.

If I had to guess, probably because some of the progressive rhetoric (ex. student loan debt cancellation, immigration) lines up with his superior future mindset......and also due to vagina.

Godzilla@1989 · Jan 18, 2020

LordofCringe7206 said:
She's a woman who tows the neoliberal establishment line.

Warren is nothing but a shallow hack in the same vein as Hillary.

However, isn’t Warren trying to start some BS about taxing the rich and corporations hard? Because it’ll break Bob’s corporate heart if he finds out what Warren wants to do.

Private documents reveal what Wall Street really thinks about Elizabeth Warren

A big bank is warning its clients to expect serious pain.

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אΩ+1 · Jan 18, 2020

Let this placeboing remix explain to you why he want's Hillary and Warren to be the President of the United States.

Lensherr · Jan 19, 2020

Pokemonquistador2 said:
Sounds like you're talking about Chris McCandless, a disaffected youth who tried to live the Thoreau's Walden lifestyle, but wound up starving to death in an Alaskan bus when he was cut off from civilization by a swollen river. He died from a combination of malnutrition and poisonous wild potato seeds. For some reason, McCandless refused to take adequate preecautions and supplies for his hiking journey, even though at least one local in the area offered to buy them for him. McCandless was a troubled lad who deeply desired to live life a certain way, to the point where his ability to process reality was affected. He surely thought he could survive the bush with the meager supplies he had brought with him. The funny thing is, if he had bothered to invest in a topological map of the area he was planning to hike in, he would have noticed a hand-operated river tramway, not more than a mile away from the bus he was starving in. He could have crossed the river and gotten back to civillization. But again, his lack of ability to gauge his own skill and resource levels led to his doom. It's a sobering lesson on how important it is to put reality ahead of high-falutin' dreams of what life "innawoods" is supposed to be like.

Bob would do well to pay attention to this lesson, as he seems to have the same glitch in his brain when it comes to processing reality. The only advantage Bob has over McCandless is that his bulk might keep his body from starving long enough for help to come, should he ever get stuck in the wilderness somewhere...

Mola Ram said:
McCandless's story has been romanticized (most notably and vomit-inducingly by the Sean Penn helmed Into the Wild, where he's presented almost as some sort of benevolent spirit who elevates every life he touches until he nobly dies off in the wilderness), but there's some pretty compelling evidence he wasn't playing with a full deck and may even have intended to commit suicide. There's also the Alaskan locals who spit on his name for his idiocy and having wasted the carcass of a moose he shot because he had no idea how to dress or preserve it.

I just read Into The Wild recently, and I have to say, while McCandless was definitely mentally unstable, I was able to in a way sympathize and even feel somewhat sorry for him, which is more than I can say for Bob. And if nothing else, he’s almost certainly more likely to be remembered 100 years from now than Bob is, and has left far more of a positive impact on people’s lives overall IMO.

Marissa Moira · Jan 19, 2020

Bob seriously believes that the moment trump is removed from office we'll have a single party government and Cortez will announce regulations that will end the fossil fuel and trucking industries overnight.

Bob telling other people to learn a different program or skillset is also questionable because that fucker can't even use Avid or Adobe Premiere/After Effects right if at all.

cypocryphy · Jan 19, 2020

Judge Holden said:
Honestly the increasingly blatant drooling over Naomi Wu is kinda breaking my immersion in the Bob mythos

I mean....he fucking has to be putting on an act at this point.

He has gone out of his way to embody past the point of caricature literally EVERY negative stereotype and cliche about neckbeards from his morbidly obese thumb physique to his neo nazi/school shooter tier worldview on the "inferiors infesting HIS world and stealing what HE is entitled to" to the absurdly inflated opinion of his own importance to both society and human civilisation as a whole as one of the "elite of the superior future" to the "IMMA BADASS WHO HAS MASTERED THE ART OF THE GUN AND OF SURVIVAL but I totally have better things to do than beat you up IRL" horseshit to the fucking mountain dew brined chicken tendies to the literal fucking hawaiian shirts and mario costumes he wears in public, to the obsessive latching on woke bandwagons in order to whiteknight the m'ladies despite everyone on these bandwagons fucking despising him, and now he is openly masturbating over a "quirky asian cyberpunk waifu"‽

Im sorry but either this is a deliberate act at this point, or he is so blindingly autistic and delusional that he is conciously adopting these cliches as part of his "IM A FAMOUS NURD AND STUFF" brand, because it strains all credulity to think he just accidentally embodies of this shit.

Bob has Asperger's, that's all.

Pokemonquistador2 · Jan 19, 2020

Adamska said:
I always did like speculative fiction, but there's a reason it changes up so much every few years; it's because some predictions were wrong due to logistics or a lack of tech, and some technological ideas turned out to be even better than what was predicted.

Another thing visions of the future fail to predict are the makeup and economic/social conditions of the populace. In 1967, this was what futurists thought the 21st century would be like:

White nuclear families living like nobility in computerized houses that cater to their every whim, and all of the extra resources generated by technology going towards providing more leisure time for the average American. It didn't occur to futurists back then that nonwhites would move into the educated classes en masse, or that wages would tumble down because of the increased labor competition in a global marketplace. Or that the gleaming world of the future they imagined would look more like a dull, preprocessed nightmare filled with shitty service jobs and box stores that all look the same:

MovieBob is obviously hung up on the idea that it's Red State troglodytes who are preventing his Superior Future from happening. He doesn't seem to realize that even without the Mayonnaise Ghouls, that human failings and weaknesses could still keep a shining, abundant future from coming to pass.