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Ethan Ralph. Just seems like another fat stupid asshole on the internet.
Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of
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You have the DSP take I have down to a T. Literally hearing him complain in that voice cracks me up every single time.
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I dunno. I don't follow him and just get him from osmosis from the farms, but he did get his ass kicked twice in Portugal, has a sex tape of him released of him sticking his thumb in the ass of his naive and retarded baby mama 1 and then huffing it. He only did it to supposedly own I guess the ex boyfriend or I have no idea, again, don't follow this cow. Then he had another child with a woman who is a pedo. Then he joined up with Fuentes for some reason. And that is just what I know. He seems like a cow to me.
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Later history of CWC seems to be a lot more boring than his early history. CWC would have to do somethings newsworthy for me to even give a shit. Early CWC seemed to have a lot more sagas. Ever since CWC fucked his mother I don't hear any information from him other than his jail letters. It just seems like a fun cinema if Chris responds to weens and we lay back spectating this and laugh at both Chris and the weens trying way hard to be cool. DSP also seems to have a pretty boring history too, well at least later in his life, one that lacks sagas. The most fun about DSP is watching him fail at games. Ever since he got kicked out of Twitch partnership, I don't hear much about him other than that time he played Super Monkey Ball.
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Ralph does something really stupid every few months and then in between it’s people trying as hard as they can to generate a story. I’ll see his thread being featured and see that it’s something minor. I think the most egregious instance of someone making a mountain out of a molehill was the time he got his car stuck in the snow, something that happens thousands of times per year. I just didn’t get it but damned if there weren’t dozens of pages posting about it.
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Tommy Tooter & DSP:
Tommy Tooter because he is just some old and weird tranny, like what's the appeal? He seems just to be super gross.
DSP because he is such a retard it's not even funny like he's so incompetent it's frustrating more than it is entertaining to watch.
Tommy Tooter because he is just some old and weird tranny, like what's the appeal? He seems just to be super gross.
DSP because he is such a retard it's not even funny like he's so incompetent it's frustrating more than it is entertaining to watch.
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I would add the whole "RALPH TOTALLY SHAT HIS PANTS" carnival of retardation. The fags from Guntboard attacked people for merely saying "nah, I think, he just farted", called everyone who didn't give a fuck "guntguards" and when Metokur didn't dedicate the whole fucking stream to this, began speculating that Ralph has some dirt on him, with Null of all people running in front, screaming "I TOLD YOU JIM HAS INTERNET FRIENDS." Just imagine being so invested in some fat hick's dirty crapped briefs and laughing when he says, that he is living rent free in their heads.
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I don't find any humor in DSP's antics. I get that he's a mainstay on this site and important in a kiwifarms-centered historical context, sure, but the guy is just a mediocre gamer with lukewarm intelligence. It's rather boring to me and I can't be arsed to slog through any of his content or content on here.
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His voice is really hard to listen to, too.
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I think the only thread I read of his was the bankruptcy one because I am a personal finance fag and reading about that was funny. But I don't game or care about him otherwise. There are whole barns I have never gone into really because I don't care. Weeb Wars being one of them because I don't watch anime or care about weeaboo culture. I never understood the obession with ALR. Watching her videos was like watching paint dry, but you had all these haydurs trying to dissect the dumbest minutia out of them, obsessed to the point there were whole FB groups devoted to her where people would actually go to Torrid and buy clothes ALR bought to model them on themselves to show how dainty they were (spoiler: they were also fat). I was glad when her barn closed because she attracted some of the most retarded aloggers.
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You and me both! Weeb Wars is a terrible mess of lawsuits, screeching harpies, pointless twitter gotchas and overall annoying people from all sides. At least that is my understanding of it. I thank the good lord I never caught the weeb
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Keffals. An attention-seeking troon who aggressively wants online/media spotlight. His (ratio-ing) content isn't interesting at all and should be ignored.
However, Null and the farms will fellate him along with Ethan Ralph because faggy/loud internet drama = gud
However, Null and the farms will fellate him along with Ethan Ralph because faggy/loud internet drama = gud
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Any cow where you have to be in on the thing IRL.
Pretty much with every streamer, you have to care about streaming in the first place, and watch videos. Thanks but no thanks. (I enjoyed Ralph's featured threads. Cow vs IRL is always fun.) I only check Internet Famous if someone's in the legacy media, and for MATI (Null's stream thread).
Weeb wars, same, you have to be in the fandom, in the US fandom even. Yes I'm worried about the cultural decline but it's not fun to follow the minutiae. It's essentially celebrity drama. Everything I know about celebrities I learned against my will. They're rich parasites and even if they are "cancelled" and go downhill they will still be rich parasites. I don't give a fuck about "sexual misconduct allegations", wake me up when someone's going to prison for rape.
Animal Control is at least partially for furries by furries, and I'm not one.
Rat Kings has been on the decline because the rat king itself has decomposed and been subsumed into the worldwide troon lobby. The 3.5 threads I follow there are all e-beggars first and foremost, not much active trooning going on.
I find that Community Watch threads are great, there's always something happening. Troons and e-beggars are universally disgustingly fascinating, and the content is photos and screenshots. I even watch the Jaron Bloshinsky / "Jazz Jennings" thread, watching the show is not required.
As for the individual cow threads, it's not so much the cow as the discussion that happens in the thread. Some cows' content is so boring I skip the twitter screenshot dumps and go straight to kiwi sperging posts; it's good to have the archives for if/when they go to prison or run for Congress but it's not consistently fun. There aren't any cows the grade of Classic Chris.
Pretty much with every streamer, you have to care about streaming in the first place, and watch videos. Thanks but no thanks. (I enjoyed Ralph's featured threads. Cow vs IRL is always fun.) I only check Internet Famous if someone's in the legacy media, and for MATI (Null's stream thread).
Weeb wars, same, you have to be in the fandom, in the US fandom even. Yes I'm worried about the cultural decline but it's not fun to follow the minutiae. It's essentially celebrity drama. Everything I know about celebrities I learned against my will. They're rich parasites and even if they are "cancelled" and go downhill they will still be rich parasites. I don't give a fuck about "sexual misconduct allegations", wake me up when someone's going to prison for rape.
Animal Control is at least partially for furries by furries, and I'm not one.
Rat Kings has been on the decline because the rat king itself has decomposed and been subsumed into the worldwide troon lobby. The 3.5 threads I follow there are all e-beggars first and foremost, not much active trooning going on.
I find that Community Watch threads are great, there's always something happening. Troons and e-beggars are universally disgustingly fascinating, and the content is photos and screenshots. I even watch the Jaron Bloshinsky / "Jazz Jennings" thread, watching the show is not required.
As for the individual cow threads, it's not so much the cow as the discussion that happens in the thread. Some cows' content is so boring I skip the twitter screenshot dumps and go straight to kiwi sperging posts; it's good to have the archives for if/when they go to prison or run for Congress but it's not consistently fun. There aren't any cows the grade of Classic Chris.
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If I could edit my earlier post I would have, blame Null.
Anyway, I forgot to mention Shoeonhead! I really dont get the massive sperging she induces on the farms. Attention seekers can be interesting, I agree, but she's not really worth the effort. Her political takes are forgettable and generic; literally hundreds/thousands of twitter tards tweet out the same inane shit as Shoe. And like most other women, her political leanings change with the wind (and her current bf's political leanings). Her love life is unremarkable. She wears wigs, yeah? Is her denial about suffering female pattern baldness that big of a deal? Her nudes are terrible, what else can you say about that. I admit I've never watched a single video of hers (or her ex Skeptic dude) for more than a minute or so as I can't stomach her voice and mannerisms. I've mainly just seen the tweets. I didn't like Skeptic dude either.
Is it simpery or something more? Genuinely curious here.
Anyway, I forgot to mention Shoeonhead! I really dont get the massive sperging she induces on the farms. Attention seekers can be interesting, I agree, but she's not really worth the effort. Her political takes are forgettable and generic; literally hundreds/thousands of twitter tards tweet out the same inane shit as Shoe. And like most other women, her political leanings change with the wind (and her current bf's political leanings). Her love life is unremarkable. She wears wigs, yeah? Is her denial about suffering female pattern baldness that big of a deal? Her nudes are terrible, what else can you say about that. I admit I've never watched a single video of hers (or her ex Skeptic dude) for more than a minute or so as I can't stomach her voice and mannerisms. I've mainly just seen the tweets. I didn't like Skeptic dude either.
Is it simpery or something more? Genuinely curious here.
ditto
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Keffals. Just some perpetually offended run of the mill troon. I recall someone posted him having "Wings of Redemption tier meltdown" in the Community thread and it turned out to be just him sitting and going "oh, no, damn KiwiFarms". Really, where is the funny?
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The part about him I think is most interesting is how blatantly addicted he is to social media validation. Dude's got twitter bots to pretend he has tons of fans and "ratio" the haters. I wouldn't say he's funny, but he is rather pathetic.
I'm not personally invested in Ralph, though I can see why people are interested in him. He gets himself into a lot of easily-preventable stupid situations.
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The effects of Ethan Ralph and Spic Fuentes have been nothing short than a disaster for Kiwi Farms. both are literally who's that have lost their luster, what makes Nick Fuentes different than Sargon or the like. The newfags obsessing over these people leads to retarded A-Logs like Christorian X. It's gotten boring that 75% of new lolcow threads are "Gunt this and Gunt that".