Canada is a failed state

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PunkinMan said:
Canada post is trying to go on strike again? They already have weekends off and get a pension what else could they possibly need? I'll tell you what they need, stop sending me old mail from people who are still registered on my p.o box, I could commit massive fraud from me getting checks from the government from multiple different people that are still under my p.o.
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WTF they just went on Strike and December and ruined Christmas for the retards who do all their Christmas shopping on Amazon instead of going in person.

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Based Carney gets another W over Racemixer Pierre
#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm said:
They still refer to themselves as the PC party do they not? Don't get pissy with me because Perrie dropped the ball and got rug pulled. Maybe if he understood that most Canadians are retarded he would of ran with the I hate Drump tactic like the Liberals.
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Only the Ontario Conservative Party calls themselves the Progressive Conservatives.

It's true since Dougie is a Red Tory

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Long Dong Silver 2025 said:
They will probably panic and actually import more. Remaining canadians will either have to accept they are cucks or actually take a stand. Alberta being gone means A LOT of productivity is gone, they will have to make it up somehow.
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No I mean what Canadian citizens will Alberta allow to immigrate and become Albertan citizens?
 
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So, as an American who spent most of his life in a border town, and has married a Canadian (true and honest) woman, I have to ask, why are we the only children of the empire that didn't go retarded? Is it literally that we were the only ones to rebel?

Like just asking as a curiosity, we are a retarded country, but it seems that both you and Australia, as well as England proper have a self defeating streak that I frankly don't understand.
 
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Canada apparently wants to join the Golden Dome.

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Nol 2 said:
So, as an American who spent most of his life in a border town, and has married a Canadian (true and honest) woman, I have to ask, why are we the only children of the empire that didn't go retarded? Is it literally that we were the only ones to rebel?

Like just asking as a curiosity, we are a retarded country, but it seems that both you and Australia, as well as England proper have a self defeating streak that I frankly don't understand.
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Canada tried to get independence but didn't have the balls to go all the way.
 
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Nol 2 said:
So, as an American who spent most of his life in a border town, and has married a Canadian (true and honest) woman, I have to ask, why are we the only children of the empire that didn't go retarded? Is it literally that we were the only ones to rebel?

Like just asking as a curiosity, we are a retarded country, but it seems that both you and Australia, as well as England proper have a self defeating streak that I frankly don't understand.
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Didn't you just have a senile old man as your president and almost got a stupid diversity hire?
 
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Brme said:
No, usa had headstart, before retarding agan.
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We will eternally retard. Its kind of what we do. Proud history and all that. Country founded by drunks as I am sure you are aware.
Betonhaus said:
Didn't you just have a senile old man as your president and almost got a stupid diversity hire?
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Yes, and before that, a kenyan, a retard, and a philander. You guys just elected an global banker. At least I can understand our retardation. We all know how a goldman sachs hire will go.

With that out of the way, my question stands.
 
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#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm said:
I blame current education institutions for being mostly adult day care and reeducation centers. Go back a centaury and you'll see a drastic difference in the quality of educated individuals. Now that anyone can take out a loan and earn a diploma in whatever useless field they ponied up for, society had to place the useless people somewhere and unfortunately many of them are working in education.
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Pretty much - the concept of Universities (if my memory doesn't fail me) comes from the Middle Ages, and it were learning centers. Now it is (dis)information centers so midwits can confirm their biases and think of themselves learned because they have diplomas.
 
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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
Canada's #1 export is faggotry.
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When I first learned about sweet baby inc and where they came from I genuinely said out-loud:
"Of course they're Canadian"
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
Tbh, all learning institutions were and are indoctrination centers. The difference today is that learning institutions are proactively teaching the future into self suicide.
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I remember a long time ago when I was in school, the teacher asked "would you rather be an independent lion or a collectivist sheep" and most of the class answered the sheep. Obviously I didn't understand what the question really meant at the time and only picked the lion because I thought lions were cool, but I remembered this story recently and it really paints how sheep-like the average Canadian is.
 
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The Cum Beast said:
I remember a long time ago when I was in school, the teacher asked "would you rather be an independent lion or a collectivist sheep" and most of the class answered the sheep. Obviously I didn't understand what the question really meant at the time and only picked the lion because I thought lions were cool, but I remembered this story recently and it really paints how sheep-like the average Canadian is.
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The correct answer is the Sheep dog
 
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Congrats to this commie nigger nation for shutting down the post office again (barring some last minute hail mary deal). They nearly double the postal rates for anyone using eBay for anything and can't be relied upon to deliver the mail consistently more than a few months per year.

At least the welfare pigs will get their gimmedat checks during the "Work stoppage." The most productive leeches of society come first.
 
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