Canada is a failed state

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Also Canada post going on strike for like the 3rd time in a one year period is a pretty accurate depiction of the country at large
I actually have a story with Canada Post.

I bought a vinyl on Discogs from the US, which was delivered to “a local sorting facility” and sent out to be dropped off by a delivery van the same day the strike happened. The tracking history stated that the parcel left the sorting facility and then, after around ten minutes, stated that it could not be delivered due to “the error in receiver’s credentials” (the address was correct - I later verified it with the seller). I went to my nearest post office, assuming that the parcel was dropped off at the nearest CP location to my house, since I had no clue where my item is and the robot on the customer support line is useless - the clerk at the post office was not even given directions on what to do and was seeming just put there to sell stamps.

Several weeks have passed and when the strike was finally finished my tracking history got updated, now stating that my parcel is being sent back (for some reason). I’ve called the support again and was told, that I have to contact the sender, since Canada Post can’t do anything after the parcel is sent back. The seller, upon receiving my parcel, said that the packaging got all soaked in water and he doesn’t want to send it over again - he then apologized and decided to give me a full refund. Since that day I’ve started to despise Canada Post just as much as I despise LCBO.
 
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I actually have a story with Canada Post.

I bought a vinyl on Discogs from the US, which was delivered to “a local sorting facility” and sent out be dropped off by a delivery van the same day the strike happened. The tracking history stated that the parcel left the sorting facility and then, after around ten minutes, stated that it could not be delivered due to “the error in receiver’s credentials” (the address was correct - I later verified it with the seller). I went to my nearest post office, assuming that the parcel was dropped off at the nearest CP location to my house, since I had no clue where my item is and the robot on the customer support line is useless - the clerk at the post office was not even given directions on what to do and was seeming just put there to sell postmarks.

Several weeks have passed and when the strike was finally finished my tracking history got updated, now stating that my parcel is being sent back (for some reason). I’ve called the support again and was told, that I have to contact the sender, since Canada Post can’t do anything after the parcel is sent back. The seller, upon receiving my parcel, said that the packaging got all soaked in water and he doesn’t want to send it over again - he then apologized and decided to give me a full refund. Since that day I’ve started to despise Canada Post just as much as I despise LCBO.
When I got a very expensive professional certification, the certifying body sent me my physical certificate via USPS Priority Document service. Canada Post has no equivalent, so they took it and handled it as Standard Letter, including folding the fucking envelope in half and cramming it in my mailbox.

I complained to Canada Post, and they blamed the sender for not sending it at the right level to have been handed off as a Purlator delivery instead of Canada Post and refused to compensate me for a certificate with a replacement cost of over $100.00.

The envelope had DO NOT BEND OR FOLD on it in huge print in multiple places.

Fuck Canada Post.
 
I actually have a story with Canada Post.

I bought a vinyl on Discogs from the US, which was delivered to “a local sorting facility” and sent out be dropped off by a delivery van the same day the strike happened. The tracking history stated that the parcel left the sorting facility and then, after around ten minutes, stated that it could not be delivered due to “the error in receiver’s credentials” (the address was correct - I later verified it with the seller). I went to my nearest post office, assuming that the parcel was dropped off at the nearest CP location to my house, since I had no clue where my item is and the robot on the customer support line is useless - the clerk at the post office was not even given directions on what to do and was seeming just put there to sell postmarks.

Several weeks have passed and when the strike was finally finished my tracking history got updated, now stating that my parcel is being sent back (for some reason). I’ve called the support again and was told, that I have to contact the sender, since Canada Post can’t do anything after the parcel is sent back. The seller, upon receiving my parcel, said that the packaging got all soaked in water and he doesn’t want to send it over again - he then apologized and decided to give me a full refund. Since that day I’ve started to despise Canada Post just as much as I despise LCBO.
When I got a very expensive professional certification, the certifying body sent me my physical certificate via USPS Priority Document service. Canada Post has no equivalent, so they took it and handled it as Standard Letter, including folding the fucking envelope in half and cramming it in my mailbox.

I complained to Canada Post, and they blamed the sender for not sending it at the right level to have been handed off as a Purlator delivery instead of Canada Post and refused to compensate me for a certificate with a replacement cost of over $100.00.

The envelope had DO NOT BEND OR FOLD on it in huge print in multiple places.

Fuck Canada Post.
This is a far cry compared to things from 65 up to 125 years ago and beyond. It seemed like if you see stamps, mail and things from that era was handled with care and seriousness, or at least the stories my grandfather used to tell about the Anglo world had some slant with favouritism towards the seriousness (He was born in 1943, so earlier than the time frame I speak of).
It was like the people were built different back then in the Anglosphere. And the employees were selected better.

Side note - What the fuck is the proposal "CANZUK"? They forgot Australia lolz, a better abbreviation would be AUCANZUK - AU, CA, NZ, UK.
 
Canada Post workers are the laziest niggas out there. They usually only work 4-6 hours a day and then go home but they get paid for the full day. Canada Post is basically obsolete and inefficient like most government ran operations. They have the easiest job imaginable and has been made easier by other shipping companies taking away some of the workload and they still can't deliver packages and mail in a timely manner. During Christmas nobody I know used them to ship of deliver mail and they fucked themselves by showing they are not a reliable company so a ton of people will not be using their services again.
 
Canada Post workers are the laziest niggas out there. They usually only work 4-6 hours a day and then go home but they get paid for the full day. Canada Post is basically obsolete and inefficient like most government ran operations. They have the easiest job imaginable and has been made easier by other shipping companies taking away some of the workload and they still can't deliver packages and mail in a timely manner. During Christmas nobody I know used them to ship of deliver mail and they fucked themselves by showing they are not a reliable company so a ton of people will not be using their services again.
Unfortunately for me, my Wage Slavery takes some deliveries through Canada Post - generally shit sold via third party, but still.

Canada Post being replaced by the USPS would be like, the 5th Best Benefit of becoming States instead of Larping as a Serious Country. That list continues to grow.
 
I actually have a story with Canada Post.

I bought a vinyl on Discogs from the US, which was delivered to “a local sorting facility” and sent out to be dropped off by a delivery van the same day the strike happened. The tracking history stated that the parcel left the sorting facility and then, after around ten minutes, stated that it could not be delivered due to “the error in receiver’s credentials” (the address was correct - I later verified it with the seller). I went to my nearest post office, assuming that the parcel was dropped off at the nearest CP location to my house, since I had no clue where my item is and the robot on the customer support line is useless - the clerk at the post office was not even given directions on what to do and was seeming just put there to sell stamps.

Several weeks have passed and when the strike was finally finished my tracking history got updated, now stating that my parcel is being sent back (for some reason). I’ve called the support again and was told, that I have to contact the sender, since Canada Post can’t do anything after the parcel is sent back. The seller, upon receiving my parcel, said that the packaging got all soaked in water and he doesn’t want to send it over again - he then apologized and decided to give me a full refund. Since that day I’ve started to despise Canada Post just as much as I despise LCBO.
Just before christmas, I had bought a GPU and it was in the middle of being shipped during the strike. I waited an extra month before it arrived an when it arrives, there is a literal gash in the middle of the parcel, cutting into the gpu box. One of the fans where broken, but luckily the seller had the postage insurance, so I was able to get compensation, still only after hours of back and fourth with canada post and yelling on the phone.
 
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HOLY SHIT RARE QUEBEC W
 
Can’t tell if you’re joking

C = Canada
A = Australia
NZ - New Zealand
UK - United Kingdom
Eh, I found weird to propose just two letters. I assumed CA was Canada, NZ for New Zealand and so on. That's why.
BTW, we're page 666.
Number of the Beelzeboot! Now where is a man to be called Stan to be possed by Satan to fight him...
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BTW, we're page 666.

Extremely fitting, considering that teenage suicide is now just fine as far as the Carney regime is concerned:

A special committee of MPs and senators studying Medical Assistance in Dying has recommended allowing MAiD for mature minors. A mature minor is a child or teen who is deemed capable of making a decision for MAiD. This would essentially remove the minimum age of eligibility. The committee also suggested parents may not be consulted and wouldn’t need to consent to their child’s death via MAiD. Children are uniquely vulnerable. Canada’s first priority must be to provide high quality medical care for children.
And by “high quality medical care” they mean “killing teenagers”.

'Teenage suicide… just do it!' - Carney squeals impromptu right after his latest speech:'We have to have an endless war in the Ukraine because of democracy values or whatever but also we need to slaughter tens of thousands of infants in Palestine, also because of democracy or something.'

As noted previously, "Canada" is the most evil territory in the planet, bar none.


 
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