Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

RustyNail(her) said:
I think I'm more interested in videos that show things like his nasty shower or his town tour. Historic buildings? Beautiful sights? Fuck that shit here's the shopping centers and places to eat (not addicted to fast food though)
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I like Chris' tour videos. Since the CWCKI has a map of Chris Chan's "world," it would be interesting for someone to do a video of the Charlottesville covering all the sites in his life.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I'm surprised he knew who Devine was and imitated him.
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I am betting Jacky insisted that he watch Pink Flamingoes before making the video. I would have fucking LOVED to study Chris's face while he was watching THAT movie. Especially during the "dude's asshole sings Surfin' Bird" segment. :lit: I bet Divine giving a BJ to her 'son' made Chris uncomfortably horny and emotionally confused as well. 🤮

Almost as funny was that he used that same godawful clownface to do a 'juggalo' shout-out looking NOTHING like the juggalo black and white facepaint style.
 
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I haven't read too much of the Jackie saga. It's a repeat of the Liquid Chris saga without Liquid. But yeah, the ending is the same: internet sweetheart advises Chris how to change life; Chris gets mad about it. I love how at the end of the video, Chris makes a video of how online relationships suck because of Jackie's last email.

Shame "Jackie" like everyone else before her, pretty much predicted the same thing after offering ways to improve himself. His parents couldn't do it. Rocky as hell didn't do jack shit.
 
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I haven't read too much of the Jackie saga. It's a repeat of the Liquid Chris saga without Liquid. But yeah, the ending is the same: internet sweetheart advises Chris how to change life; Chris gets mad about it. I love how at the end of the video, Chris makes a video of how online relationships suck because of Jackie's last email.

Shame "Jackie" like everyone else before her, pretty much predicted the same thing after offering ways to improve himself. His parents couldn't do it. Rocky as hell didn't do jack shit.
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Honestly the only highlights of the Jackie saga are the videos that Chris made were pretty hilarious, JenkinsJinkies, and the Lars call.

But I did feel that especially since Jackie literally sounds like Kacey and like Kacey, Jackie is also annoying but is not as much of a cunt as Kacey.
 
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I don't think Chris was ever able to draw the parallel to Lars' boats to his triple. Chris made videos mocking Lars for his boat addiction, but Chris couldn't be convinced to just stop playing his PS3 as much and stop buying DLC for games he never owned. When confronted Chris just ran away. I don't think he'll ever understand sacrifice unless he gets money or better items in return.
 
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Too much troll performing, not enough Chris. The good stuff there is where Chris talks jive. But it went on and on with the troll thinking he was a standup comic at a KKK rally. It could have been cut to a quarter of the length.

Also, I don't think "Jackie" ever really wanted to "make Chris's life better". She just want to nag him and make him feel bad about himself. Her main intent was to make him do stupid things that screw him up even further. Chris joyfully does that fine on his own without people going out of their way to verbally abuse him and tell him he's a loser all the time. Some of the trolling was just for fun, but a lot of it is sadistic and mean spirited, especially the fake gal pals.
 
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Uncle Meat said:
Too much troll performing, not enough Chris. The good stuff there is where Chris talks jive. But it went on and on with the troll thinking he was a standup comic at a KKK rally. It could have been cut to a quarter of the length.

Also, I don't think "Jackie" ever really wanted to "make Chris's life better". She just want to nag him and make him feel bad about himself. Her main intent was to make him do stupid things that screw him up even further. Chris joyfully does that fine on his own without people going out of their way to verbally abuse him and tell him he's a loser all the time. Some of the trolling was just for fun, but a lot of it is sadistic and mean spirited, especially the fake gal pals.
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It was pretty mixed, like why did he need to make a video of himself giving birth? I understand she was trying to show him why Lars was no good - since they had some parallels, but Chris would never understand that in a million years. He doesn't understand hypocrisy because he believes he is justified in all of his wants and other people are just selfish. But reading some of her emails she sounds like a bitch. Nag nag nag.

However this was 10 years ago. I think everyone has agreed Chris is a lost cause because he likes his life and the only persons who interact with him want to exploit him.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
It was pretty mixed, like why did he need to make a video of himself giving birth? I understand she was trying to show him why Lars was no good - since they had some parallels, but Chris would never understand that in a million years. He doesn't understand hypocrisy because he believes he is justified in all of his wants and other people are just selfish. But reading some of her emails she sounds like a bitch. Nag nag nag.

However this was 10 years ago. I think everyone has agreed Chris is a lost cause because he likes his life and the only persons who interact with him want to exploit him.
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The thing with Chris is that he can't understand subtlety and needs things spelled out to him.
 
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Uncle Meat said:
Also, I don't think "Jackie" ever really wanted to "make Chris's life better". She just want to nag him and make him feel bad about himself. Her main intent was to make him do stupid things that screw him up even further. Chris joyfully does that fine on his own without people going out of their way to verbally abuse him and tell him he's a loser all the time. Some of the trolling was just for fun, but a lot of it is sadistic and mean spirited, especially the fake gal pals.
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I think that's what often gets lost in the greater milieu of Christory. While Chris is not a good person and is responsible for most of what befalls him, the trolls are arguably far, far worse. To draw rule 34 fan art to annoy Chris is one thing, but to actively tease him as one of many fake girlfriends really does cross the line. Over time, the trolls don't really come off as funny as they do needlessly cruel. Clyde, Blue Spike, Emily, Liquid and Kacey, Jackie, etc. were/are bastards. All of them. Too often they get treated like heroes for telling Chris to get a job or throw away his console (even if Chris weren't such a piece of work, the "PS3 or me" line by Jackie would be toxic and manipulative). Does anyone really think that these guys truly had Chris' best interests in mind? If they did, they would have left him alone to rot in Ruckersville rather than make his life actively worse. The idea that these guys deserve some praise because they told what Chris needed to hear is ridiculous. Can anyone say that Clyde really wanted Chris to get laid, or that Kacey really wanted to help Chris get a job, or that Jackie really wanted to break Chris of his gaming addiction? If you do, I have a bridge in CWCville to sell you. Deriving pleasure from torturing an already unfortunate autist just makes you a sadist.

Perhaps the best thing to come out of the Geno documentary is putting this into perspective rather than just simply milk Chris for the lulz like so many other channels do.
 
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Based_Papa_John said:
I think that's what often gets lost in the greater milieu of Christory. While Chris is not a good person and is responsible for most of what befalls him, the trolls are arguably far, far worse. To draw rule 34 fan art to annoy Chris is one thing, but to actively tease him as one of many fake girlfriends really does cross the line. Over time, the trolls don't really come off as funny as they do needlessly cruel. Clyde, Blue Spike, Emily, Liquid and Kacey, Jackie, etc. were/are bastards. All of them. Too often they get treated like heroes for telling Chris to get a job or throw away his console (even if Chris weren't such a piece of work, the "PS3 or me" line by Jackie would be toxic and manipulative). Does anyone really think that these guys truly had Chris' best interests in mind? If they did, they would have left him alone to rot in Ruckersville rather than make his life actively worse. The idea that these guys deserve some praise because they told what Chris needed to hear is ridiculous. Can anyone say that Clyde really wanted Chris to get laid, or that Kacey really wanted to help Chris get a job, or that Jackie really wanted to break Chris of his gaming addiction? If you do, I have a bridge in CWCville to sell you. Deriving pleasure from torturing an already unfortunate autist just makes you a sadist.

Perhaps the best thing to come out of the Geno documentary is putting this into perspective rather than just simply tard cum Chris for the lulz like so many other channels do.
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Yeah, for real. Call it "troll's remorse" or whatever, but finding out pretty much everything major that happened from 2007-2010 was just trolls telling Chris to make videos was kind of a letdown. I mean, yeah, the trolling was funny to a 15-16 year old at the time, but now it just seems like pure entrapment and manipulation; Chris making fun of 9/11 was considered to be his worst moment yet, and every resource slammed and mocked him over it. Then it turns out that he was pushed into making it by whoever was trolling him at the time.

The general public who only knows Chris from his antics without looking under the surface all assume that he's an awful human being out of his own volition, but that isn't 100% the truth. Hell, the times where he's been outrageously angry wasn't even him, it was just trolls telling him that his fake girlfriends would like him more if he behaved that way. Also apparently someone found Liquid's facebook and he's struggling to find a permanent position; we'ens have been trying to smear him by blasting videos and other evidence of him fucking with Chris back in 2009. At least Clyde and the others kept their identities hidden (Like, everyone who played Clyde). Liquid might've fucked himself over since this is what he's going to be known for by the internet at large; not an aspiring oncologist but a guy who spent an entire year putting a mentally ill autistic man through emotional abuse and psychological manipulation. Fuck, if I knew that about my doctor, I'd find someone else. Considering people have been getting fired over tweets from six years ago... Yeah, Liquid fucked up, even if he feels bad about it in hindsight. Fuck Kacey though, she's basically going to end up like Barb 30 years down the line.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Yeah, for real. Call it "troll's remorse" or whatever, but finding out pretty much everything major that happened from 2007-2010 was just trolls telling Chris to make videos was kind of a letdown. I mean, yeah, the trolling was funny to a 15-16 year old at the time, but now it just seems like pure entrapment and manipulation; Chris making fun of 9/11 was considered to be his worst moment yet, and every resource slammed and mocked him over it. Then it turns out that he was pushed into making it by whoever was trolling him at the time.

The general public who only knows Chris from his antics without looking under the surface all assume that he's an awful human being out of his own volition, but that isn't 100% the truth. Hell, the times where he's been outrageously angry wasn't even him, it was just trolls telling him that his fake girlfriends would like him more if he behaved that way. Also apparently someone found Liquid's facebook and he's struggling to find a permanent position; we'ens have been trying to smear him by blasting videos and other evidence of him fucking with Chris back in 2009. At least Clyde and the others kept their identities hidden (Like, everyone who played Clyde). Liquid might've fucked himself over since this is what he's going to be known for by the internet at large; not an aspiring oncologist but a guy who spent an entire year putting a mentally ill autistic man through emotional abuse and psychological manipulation. Fuck, if I knew that about my doctor, I'd find someone else. Considering people have been getting fired over tweets from six years ago... Yeah, Liquid fucked up, even if he feels bad about it in hindsight. Fuck Kacey though, she's basically going to end up like Barb 30 years down the line.
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Some of the CWCki articles don't have a defined line between fact and fiction as to who some of the trolls really are. I have read several times that Liquid may be an MD. Is he truly married to Kacey? Was she just a random female troll helping Liquid out for lulz? I've tried to go through all of Chris's catfishes and trolls and it seems like the only ones that used real pictures and/or video of themselves is Liquid and that Quinn chick. (The ones that haven't trolled him in person that is) And she strikes me as someone with some real problems.
 
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