Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 271 96.1%

  • Total voters
    282
For posterity, I'll preface this by noting that earlier today, Null brought up Vito on Mad At The Internet for the first time since the thread's damning revelations. Following this, Christopher Gesualdi was surprisingly quiet on Twitter. Only two retweets, one of which was before the show streamed. So, what was the sole activity following his exposure as a lolicon drawing, woman beating, duplicitous monster?

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Throwing fellow pedophile EDP under the bus to save face. Ironically, EDP only threatened to beat her up whereas Christopher Gesualdi beat a woman so badly that the police were involved.

This exchange from September 11th didn't age well either...

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Null should've halted registrations so Vito couldn't make a burner to watch as every bit of his pedophilic past is uncovered.
Christopher definitely told Abby to DFE through a threat or “the evil stalking hacker forum is looking at your posts and is about to dox you!”
Vito probably mentioned the words "Kiwi Farms" which prompted Andrew/Abby to google the site, read that if a transgender person's name is written on its pages, they'll spontaneously combust within 10 minutes and immediately DFE all of their accounts.

That, or Vito threatened to dump some dirty on Andrew/Abby or report them to their job to get them to DFE.

Glad they could be of service in confirming Vito as a piece of shit at least.
 
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When battling your way through Nintendo’s blistering tough series of strategy RPGs, it’s hard to not get attached to the game’s many capable women. Beautiful sorceresses, graceful Pegasus knights, even scantily clad immortals, so the Lolita-fetishists can pretend they don’t have a problem.

She’s 1000 years old! IT’S NOT CREEPY!

Problem is, as attractive as these women may be, your chance of forming a lasting connection is slim. Because let’s face it, you suck at strategy RPGs. Half these girls are going to die before you even make it through the tutorial missions.

Found this wonderful remark while trying to find more information about Vito's previous girlfriends. The first character Severa is about fifteen years old and Nowi is literally the pedophile meme of "BUT THEY'RE A THOUSAND YEAR OLD DEMON IN A PREPUBESCENT CHILD'S BODY." He calls them Lolita and calls them attractive. Amazing how we still find more instances of him expressing pedophilic interests. Now, back to Andrew Mertes...

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I re-read this tweet and realized he says he's giving firsthand info here. Surely, does that mean Andrew was there as a witness? They live in MA, but it's completely possible for them to have traveled to CA to visit (or Chris to visit MA, or Balldo's Gate was right and Andrew's talking about something that happened while Chris was still in MA). Unless they don't know what "firsthand" means, it seems they're saying they directly experienced some of these events.

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Christopher definitely told Abby to DFE through a threat or “the evil stalking hacker forum is looking at your posts and is about to dox you!”
The irony is I wouldn't have bothered looking further into them if they didn't delete anything. Funny how that works.
 
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That, or Vito threatened to dump some dirty on Andrew/Abby or report them to their job to get them to DFE.
Honestly, Andrew/Abby just might have figured it wasn’t worth it. Trans aside, they seem to have a very “normal” internet presence and an actual career, so they might not have wanted to deal with going back and forth with a sweaty pedophile. No matter what the truth is though, you’re right when you say they added another nail into Chris’s coffin.

On a general note, I initially discovered the Vito channel via their Rise of Skywalker video. I regret giving him the click now.
 
Truth teller going by fake name. How brave.
I love the irony of this retards lawsuit eliminating all remaining credibility `Dick has
Did he ever have any? He seems to be contrarian just to be contrarian and stick it to norms. The only thing he reliably does is do dumb shit because being normal isn't cool enough.
 
Abby/Abbygaleforce, who originated the claim in 2019 that Christopher Gesualdi beat his girlfriend, has suddenly deleted her Twitter account.
Christopher definitely told Abby to DFE through a threat or “the evil stalking hacker forum is looking at your posts and is about to dox you!”
I was worried something like this would happen once I saw people mentioning the thread's content in the Dax and Rekieta threads.

Guys the shit in PG isn't public to avoid DFE in the first place, mentioning shit that's in the thread outside of it before it goes public leads to shit like this. Although this happening isn't that bad since it more or less confirms there's meat to the accusation and he's actually worried about it.
 
I'm going to leave these three articles I found right here.

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I think Christopher Gesualdi is trying to tell us something. Unrelated, but Chris Gesualdi was apparently on an episode of America's Court with Judge Ross on an episode titled "PTA Mommy Battle Lands Me In Jail/You Tricked Me With Your Swine" (Archive) under the name "Collin Poinsett" instead of his stage name Vito Gesualdi. I can't track it down though. I did find a decade old Soundcloud (Archive; I downloaded it all as MP3s, will upload in a minute). Perhaps worse than beating women or being a pedophile... here is Vito Gesualdi rapping.



This is perfect for a Mad At The Internet intro song.

Guys the shit in PG isn't public to avoid DFE in the first place
It doesn't help that faggots like Kinochet/GuntNewsNetwork are tweeting out things posted in here within an hour of it being uncovered.
 

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It doesn't help that faggots like Kinochet/GuntNewsNetwork are tweeting out things posted in here within an hour of it being uncovered.
It's strange how every time I find out something new about Kinochet I have yet another reason to be disgusted.

Maybe some kind of additional filter needs to be added to view PG to prevent soulless dopamine-addicted attention whores like him from doing exactly that. I get why it doesn't have that currently but of all the threads to have such a freak leak details about this is the single one I'd like for it not to be happening with.

I don't follow him/know what he's up to but knowing how he is I wouldn't be shocked if there's a ton of shit just -gone- already from him posting about the contents of this thread.
 
It's strange how every time I find out something new about Kinochet I have yet another reason to be disgusted.

Maybe some kind of additional filter needs to be added to view PG to prevent soulless dopamine-addicted attention whores like him from doing exactly that. I get why it doesn't have that currently but of all the threads to have such a freak leak details about this is the single one I'd like for it not to be happening with.

I don't follow him/know what he's up to but knowing how he is I wouldn't be shocked if there's a ton of shit just -gone- already from him posting about the contents of this thread.
It's worse than I thought. I went to look how fast he tweeted out the revelations from the past couple days and guess what?

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Look at this faggot, he posted this barely an hour ago. Of course, Vito has already seen this tweet and replied.

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This desperate homosexual Kinochet will tweet out anything we post here for attention and asspats, and then Chris Gesualdi will see it and make moves to cover his tracks.
 
It's worse than I thought. I went to look how fast he tweeted out the revelations from the past couple days and guess what?

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Look at this faggot, he posted this barely an hour ago. Of course, Vito has already seen this tweet and replied.

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This desperate homosexual Kinochet will tweet out anything we post here for attention and asspats, and then Chris Gesualdi will see it and make moves to cover his tracks.
Fucking hell, I had a feeling it'd be that bad.

@AltisticRight I'm not sure what can be done about this but if anything can be done, I'd welcome it even if it'd include me not being able to see the thread either. Because holy fucking shit is that bad.

Hell maybe locking the thread with a notice to DM all info to you, or something. I dunno.
 
@AltisticRight I'm not sure what can be done about this but if anything can be done, I'd welcome it even if it'd include me not being able to see the thread either. Because holy fucking shit is that bad.
Yeah, it's honestly unfortunate and weenies like Chemochet doesn't help, he's just ruining the fun and resource gathering. I think we nailed most of the interesting aspects of his online presence. There's a reason I didn't move this out of PG despite being able to. I have been silently archiving a lot of the findings here as well. He is 100% aware of this thread and he has read it, without a doubt.

I'm sort of sure there is a DM chain for this. I don't want to be in it. If there is, they can simply forward their findings or post it here when everything is finalised.
 
Yeah, it's honestly unfortunate and weenies like Chemochet doesn't help, he's just ruining the fun and resource gathering. I think we nailed most of the interesting aspects of his online presence. There's a reason I didn't move this out of PG despite being able to. I have been silently archiving a lot of the findings here as well. He is 100% aware of this thread and he has read it, without a doubt.

I'm sort of sure there is a DM chain for this. I don't want to be in it. If there is, they can simply forward their findings or post it here when everything is finalised.
Well fuck.

Definitely keep the more interesting and less humorous shit off of this thread until it's ready for IF or wherever it's going, then.

Kinochet unironically kill yourself you disgusting fucking parasite. Way to help a woman-beating pedophile cover his tracks you breathing, shitting examplar of the pro-choice movement.
 
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If anyone in that DM chain could add me (if it exists), I'll keep my further findings in there. Sounds like the proper course for now.

Because the phony journalists LARPing as Taylor Lorenz can't control their womanly instincts to selfishly publicize everything for validation.

EDIT: Found something else that's pretty fucking disgusting and I hate that it's not safe to post it. If the supposed DM chain doesn't materialize then I'll have to post it here anyways.
 
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It's worse than I thought. I went to look how fast he tweeted out the revelations from the past couple days and guess what?

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Look at this faggot, he posted this barely an hour ago. Of course, Vito has already seen this tweet and replied.

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This desperate homosexual Kinochet will tweet out anything we post here for attention and asspats, and then Chris Gesualdi will see it and make moves to cover his tracks.
I hate this fucking faggot so much. Does he even make money off of this? Does he even make any money from this grifter shit? We all know he swept for Pedmenco for free, wouldn't doubt that this is what he spends all of his free time doing since he has nothing going for him irl.

Edit: Yo, Kinochet, try getting a dayjob and talking to human beings outside of your gay discords. I know it's tough, so you also have the alternative of hanging yourself, you fucking attention whoring faggot.
 
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EDIT: Found something else that's pretty fucking disgusting and I hate that it's not safe to post it. If the supposed DM chain doesn't materialize then I'll have to post it here anyways.
Fuck it, I already have it fully archived. I have no words for this one.

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This has stopped being fun.

If there's any doubt it's him besides these being his games (Archive), all images in the gallery on the VitoGesualdi2 account have EXIF data including the phone model that took the photos. All the images were taken before the account's registration except for this "LA Livin" one (Archive) which was taken with the same phone (according to EXIF data) and uploaded the same day. This means whoever created this account had access to Chris Gesualdi's phone and his home to take this photo. Here's a comparison of the EXIF on the oldest photo (Archive) to the LA Livin photo.

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The account he's following, DAZzling Renders, was made in August of 2020. He would have to have been using his VitoGesualdi2 account as recently as then to have noticed this DAZzling Renders account and begin following it. If they ever uploaded anything, it's now long gone. The above collection of 12 images of young girls in similar outfits is the only content remaining. However, they are in some groups which are very interesting.

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This goes on for over 250 groups.
 
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Already running damage control.
I can already tell the diddlercast next episode will have a start with that vito's Twitter jingle, followed by cope over how Eric July trolls are making up lies about the pwecious pedophile
 

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It's strange how every time I find out something new about Kinochet I have yet another reason to be disgusted.
I know how you feel, everything I know about this guy comes from MATI or refrences in other threads, but the entire point of keeping things hidden behind the PG subforum is to make absolutely certain everything can be gathered and organized before the thread goes live.
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Instead this fucking faggot is out here doing everything he can to make sure PedoChris knows what is being dug up and who to go after to silence critique. Like, motherfucker, maybe don't tag the guy in your Xitter post to make it as easy as possible for him to DFE things we might have missed? The whole point is to corner him with all the facts before he has a chance to run.

EDIT: Also, "Democracy Dies in Darkness". What a faggot, you should fucking neck yourself for that alone. You're not a jurno, you don't even do any research on your own, you just poach it from elsewhere to spin up as much drama as possible.

I think we nailed most of the interesting aspects of his online presence.
I think you're right, most of what's left will be going over 100s of his "game reviews" and other nonsense articles for more evidence of his pattern for wanting to perv on kids. That's a time sink that is ongoing, but it's probably the least critical part still to complete. Besides, most of that is either archived already or still live because Chris has no power to remove it, it's all these loose threads that still could have something that concerns me.
 
I know how you feel, everything I know about this guy comes from MATI or refrences in other threads, but the entire point of keeping things hidden behind the PG subforum is to make absolutely certain everything can be gathered and organized before the thread goes live.
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Instead this fucking faggot is out here doing everything he can to make sure PedoChris knows what is being dug up and who to go after to silence critique. Like, motherfucker, maybe don't tag the guy in your Xitter post to make it as easy as possible for him to DFE things we might have missed? The whole point is to corner him with all the facts before he has a chance to run.

EDIT: Also, "Democracy Dies in Darkness". What a faggot, you should fucking neck yourself for that alone. You're not a jurno, you don't even do any research on your own, you just poach it from elsewhere to spin up as much drama as possible.


I think you're right, most of what's left will be going over 100s of his "game reviews" and other nonsense articles for more evidence of his pattern for wanting to perv on kids. That's a time sink that is ongoing, but it's probably the least critical part still to complete. Besides, most of that is either archived already or still live because Chris has no power to remove it, it's all these loose threads that still could have something that concerns me.
Holy fucking shit. So that's why Andrew went DFE. This nigger has effectively destroyed any chances of getting further evidence. Warning people about the fat Pedo is a good thing - but when the fucking thread says it's WIP, it's fucking WIP, it'll be released when it's time. Not before, not after.

@AltisticRight do we have any sort of plan B now that the information gathering has been compromised?
 
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