CinemaSins Salt - Reeeeee, don't mock my movie!

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Kojima's friends with a lot of Hollywood directors or at least met with them. He's personal friends with Del Toro, and a few actors. Gotta remember he really likes movies. On that note, he didn't seem to like Kong too much compared to other movies this year, so take that as you will.

Also lol at this dumbass saying he loves MGS when he's just played the 5th game. :story:
 
Here I thought it was just salty fat Hiddleston fangirls buttmad that somebody insulted their messiah.
 
The only thing gayer than Cinema Sins' videos is being a guy with the first name Jordan.
 
Personally I find Cinemasins to be pretty terrible as far as entertainment goes. Spastic nitpicking of movies is an incredibly low-effort way to garner attention on YT.

I always pictured them as fat neckbeards who would like to be Doug Walker but can't since there's already a Doug Walker spazzing out in front of a camera, so they're stuck with doing watered down version of his videos.
 
I don't care for or about CinemaSins - I'm just happy to see them stand their ground against idiot neckbeards like our potential new lolcow (or crybaby, as I'll refer to him!) to be. Nice Low-ass blow with low-hanging fruit like Trump there, you fuckhead.

Besides, CS said it themselves - they're assholes. Real criticism and CS don't always equal the same thing, unless your movie truly is shit and deserves nothing less - at least from my fucked up viewpoint.

CinemaSins did everything right and I know this is only the beginning of more crybabies in Hollywood revealing themselves, as well. I look forward to it - gives me more crap to avoid putting cash down on, too, so that's an even bigger help.

Thanks for that much, CS.
 
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His claim in not being upset can be invalidated by that series of tweets. Yeah he can say Cinemasins misused satire and try to sound intelligentall he wants but he' s not doing himself any favors by still giving this attention. He can try to throw in buzzwords and points that sound similar to a long ass post made by @Jaimas all he wants, he's still being idiot thinking some YouTube channel that admits to just being assholes can have some sort of profound impact. All Cinemasins really did was show how childish this director acted and how much asspatters he managed to get, complete with them trying to make it sound like Cinemasins are like trolls trying to kick the autistic.

Here I thought it was just salty fat Hiddleston fangirls buttmad that somebody insulted their messiah.
Salt coming from YouTube and Twitter doesn't need have only fat Hiddleston fangirls. You can get people that overreact to a YT video to get salt. Don't be surprised if the only whats wrong video they see is one made by a guy who made a bunch of videos on whats wrong with cinemasins and making a tweet where he sounds upset at the YT algorithm giving him a CS video.
 
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Why do I feel that all these people who are shitting on CinemaSins also unironically love doug Walker?
 
Dude we should have a proper thread on this guy. If he gets mad over a single youtube video, imagine the hernia he'd have over seeing his own thread. And he wouldn't even get to directly respond (he'd never figure out how to sign up, and probably wouldn't want to), just try to respond from twitter like so many other cows, acting all smug at first until they begin to break down from not being able to directly respond to us.

Why do I feel that all these people who are shitting on CinemaSins also unironically love doug Walker?

They don't just like him, they want to be him.
 
All this drama reminds me that I should probably catch up on some of their videos now.
 
Dude we should have a proper thread on this guy. If he gets mad over a single youtube video, imagine the hernia he'd have over seeing his own thread. And he wouldn't even get to directly respond (he'd never figure out how to sign up, and probably wouldn't want to), just try to respond from twitter like so many other cows, acting all smug at first until they begin to break down from not being able to directly respond to us.

On it. I'll include some salty screen caps, that long ass autistic "reeeeeeeebuttal", and the podcast. PM me if you want more included.

Edit: Thread Made
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jordan-vogt-roberts.33360/
 
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I'm just wondering what sort of fragile ego you need to have to get this furious about a nitpicking youtube channel that outright admits in its own channel trailer that they're autistic and unimportant.

It's like the ego equivalent of that soft spot on a baby's skull.
 
This salt was an eye-opener for me. I always thought these hacks, "yes sir", directors made these horribles and unwatchable summer blockbusters for the money only. Seems that some dudes have proud of their turd.
 
Never would have thought the director of Kong: Skull Island would chimp out so hard, yet he's going ape. This is bananas.
Stop monkeying around. This is serious monkey business.
 
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